Habit pretending to be forced

1, people are parallel imports, but the heart is licensed.

I only borrow your life for one night.

3, dreaming, everything is possible.

4, a slip of the foot becomes a romantic figure through the ages.

Don't ask me who I am, please mate with me.

6, really creative, really brave to live!

7. Say what you can do and do what you said.

8, brother is not not looking back, but the rate of turning back is too high.

Up to now, the earth is still at my feet.

10, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

1 1, no matter how awesome you are, how can Baidu not find you?

12, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

13. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

14, forcing death is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

15, time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

16. Money makes women and you make me.

17, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more.

18, your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun!

19, you play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

20. Do you want to die or not?

2 1, people can play with nose bubbles if they are bored.

22. Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriously.

23. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

24. You can see my world, but you can't talk.

25. Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

26. The insurance company can't guarantee that you will always accompany me.

Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.

28. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

29. You look like most people's first-generation ID cards.

God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

3 1, the accumulated thoughts welled up in my heart and choked my throat at once.

32, the real force, dare to face the face without thickness.

33, alas! What happened to you outside the body? I just picked half of it!

We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

35, you come, I believe you won't go; Go ahead. I'll pretend you never came.

36. Nothing was lost. The only thing stronger than you is to love you more.

37. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather!

38. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

39. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

40. In any case, you can't play with others, and players will be played.

4 1, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

42. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

43. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

44. Everyone is born original, but when he grows up, he becomes a fake.

45. If fate grabs you by the throat, you grab it by the armpit.

46. Many things are between "no injustice" and "melodramatic".

47. My parents raised me as a princess for several years, not waiting for you to scold me now.

48. Many former people will become beyond your recognition, so please keep your memories.

49. No matter how awesome Einstein is, he can't sing my favorite love career.

50, don't be too greedy, how can you spend so much money on LV!

5 1. Raise your head, laugh, bow your head and shed tears. Nobody knows. I don't care.

52. It is better to spend a night on the shoulder of your lover than to search for a thousand years in the world.

53. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

54. I don't know if there is any dog that you will rarely see.

55. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf.

Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.

57. You chased me naked for two kilometers. /I turned around and became a rogue!

58. Many people think they are thinking when rearranging their prejudices.

59. I have never cheated you, because I have never had the need to cheat you.

60, some people, seriously make you uncomfortable, some people owe you a toothache!

6 1, your words make me very happy, not for anything else, just because you have me in your heart.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

63. Listen to it; If not, it should go in one ear and out the other. Don't embarrass yourself.

64. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.

65. The person in the dream should see him when he wakes up. Life is so simple.

66. It's only a moment to think of pain occasionally, and years will gradually make you heartless.

67. Don't think you are a beautiful woman, but see clearly that you are an American.

68. You don't talk big all day, just pretend when you go out, and don't take that porcelain job without Jin Gangzuan!

69. I want to greet the morning sunshine with a smile every day, but when I wake up, I start to feel depressed again.

70, you can scold me, I'm not like that, which seriously hurt you like my words. /

7 1, your mother's whore and hammer grow on her skull. I wonder why you weren't invited to the Expo.

72, a good mood will have a good scenery, a good eye will have a good discovery, and a good thinking will have a good idea.

73. The higher a person pursues, the faster his talents will develop and the more beneficial it will be to society.

74. It is easy to feel lonely when there is no one around, and it is empty when there is no one in my heart.

75. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over …

76. I just wanted to make a boiled egg honestly, but now they have fried it into a poached egg.

77. If sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; If a lie is a kind of injury, I choose silence!

78. Some things fade away. You know it exists, but you have forgotten how it exists.

79. People say that easy virtue is not beautiful. But she is not beautiful, so easy virtue.

80. Listening to my mother talk about their childhood life, I suddenly felt so sad that I felt sorry for her.

8 1. No matter what hardships you encounter, don't just complain about the unfairness of heaven, or even collapse.

82. People who are better or worse than you die every day in the world, and you are still alive. You have to think so.

There are so many flowers in the world. Stick it in without seeing cow dung, and no one will notice you at all.

84. If life can, refresh, copy and paste. So is everything all right, logout, shutdown, restart?

85. There are too many helpless choices in life. Society, like rivers and lakes, always makes people involuntarily and insincerely.

86. The most painful thing in the world is not the parting of life and death, but the coming exam. Others are reviewing, and I am previewing.

87. Men are like this. Obviously, they have been gone for many years, and they still care about whether the women under them are clean.

88. I was crazy about love three times and was dumped once; Kicked twice. Seriously for love three times, once dumped; Helpless twice.

89. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back at our last life, we broke our neck and only met in this life.

90. Listening to a song with a story will make you feel different. Finding a song with a story will make you feel different.

9 1. For this earth, the most terrible thing is not the volcanic eruption, nor the impact of meteorites on the earth. In fact, the most terrible thing is human evolution.

92. Some people, I can't let go, but they are helpless, so they pretend to be strong and say it doesn't matter with a smile, but the more they laugh, the happier they feel, and the more painful they feel.

93. You may offend busy people because they have no time to argue with you. Never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you.

On Compulsory Personality Signature

1, I can't do it. You can only learn to be cruel yourself.

2, Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and men talk a little.

3. I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

4, I am not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I am afraid that I will not live up to expectations!

5, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!

Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know that.

7. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

8. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

9. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

10, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

1 1, if you want to be so polite to me, I won't be polite!

12. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

13, the biggest pain of eating food is that you can only watch others eat.

14, I don't have to laugh to let you know that I am naturally showy.

15, I kept silent with my head down, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

16, what's the point of suffering now for a better future?

17, wear a mask every day, not afraid of prickly heat on your face.

18, don't think I am too heavy. Compared with your love, it is too heavy and as light as a feather.

19, I don't lose my temper, I just don't lose my temper easily.

20. If you don't love it, get out. I hug your thigh, please?

2 1, gently, don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me very much!

22. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

23. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

24. When I was a child, I was so timid that I could scare myself to cry by putting a P!

25. I thank all the people who fell off the chain when I needed you most.

Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.

27. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!

28. I want to kidnap you with Chinese medicine, but you are cute enough.

29. Damn, the long place is handsome and useful. Can I use my face to swipe my card in the street?

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

3 1, don't always kiss up, horses will have hemorrhoids.

32. Memory is not a sign of a person getting old, but repeated memory is.

33. I'm sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

34. Let's share weal and woe with * *. In the future, mine is mine and yours is mine.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

37. It's best not to use your own photos, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.

38. Youth beckoned to me, but I clung to it.

Don't try to hit me from behind when I'm not looking.

40. When a sow goes up a tree, that's when I fall in love with her.

4 1, I want to see how beautiful you are for a person's face.

42. Standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.

43. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

44. Lost and found. It's always used.

Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's hard to get together again.

46. Once, we walked together, but now we go our separate ways.

47. Although you are ugly, your mobile phone is good.

48. If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.

49. Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of perverts with patience.

50. If there is no future, just cherish the present.

5 1, love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

Even if I were a street vendor, I wouldn't work for you, an evil capitalist.

53. Whoever dares to put happiness on my sister, I dare to take my life to stop him from losing it!

54. Compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

Don't always yell at people who abandon you, because no one belongs to you.

56. Take money to muddle along at school and spend time at work. Life is like this.

57. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

58. Who says he is laughing? He must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.

59. Black people don't eat chocolate for fear of biting their hands.

60. Youth is like this. If you miss it, you will regret it, and finally you will learn to cherish it.

6 1, you always make up lies, so I have to cooperate with the performance.

62. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.

Please don't take my gentle appearance as your presumptuous capital in front of me.

64. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

65. After the age of dreaming, it's time to love ML.

66. If you don't expect it, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.

67. It is blind to cry without children, and it is red to cry with children.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

69. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

70. Internet speed abused me thousands of times. I'm waiting for the internet speed as my first love!

7 1, airplane, isn't there enough trouble? Fly back quickly.

72. Don't know how to be young and frivolous. All I know is that the winner is king.

73. Some benefits you got when you were young will bear these mistakes when you are old.

74. A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.

75. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.

76. I don't regret not meeting at the best time of my youth.

77. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

78. I think what you say is fart, and it's gone after that.

79. Draw a heart in the original place to commemorate the dead love.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

8 1, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special antivirus software.

82. Weather is not as good as geographical location, geographical location is not as good as human harmony, and human harmony is not as good as money.

83. Please stop being infatuated with me. Sister-in-law can't spare me.

84. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.

85. Some people say that I am not handsome. I feel bad and feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

86. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 spaces in your next life.

87. I have never been here at your peak, nor will I leave you at your trough.

88. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

Please don't say "hold your hand and grow old with your son" because I want to have black hair.

90. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

92. Love is like an hourglass. Heart full, brain empty!

93. Future son, tell me your father's direction.

94. Only if you hate me can we be strangers.

95. You are a bitch to me, but what are you, a bitch?

96. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

97. Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.

98. Some things and people I experienced made me gradually learn to pretend.

99, nutrition express, drink a bottle of breakfast, feel distressed all morning.

100, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled!

Funny pretend to say a sentence

1. Brother, I have nothing against you. Why are you pretending to be forced in front of me?

2. Fuck, I haven't seen you for days. Your camouflage skills are getting more and more mature.

Pretend to be forced today, and then the family will be silent.

4. Pretending to be forced is a career, and you can't give it up easily.

5. When you miss pretending, you also miss life.

6. I have practiced for 10,000 years, and my pretending ability is less than 1% of yours.

7, forcibly loading wells, mixed social prosperity; It's hard to live everywhere if you don't pretend well.

8. Sit down and have a rest. It's been a day. Aren't you tired?

Brother, please think carefully about the consequences before pretending to be forced.

10, I grew up in pain, and I moved forward in loneliness just to get back at my pretend.

1 1, don't pretend, people will die.

12, if you keep pretending, I'll call the police.

13, now even the underworld is looking for people who pretend to be forced every day.

14, don't force it easily, it's a lifetime thing.

15, brother, please tell me before you pretend.

16, I thought we agreed not to pretend. Why not live up to expectations?

17, think about your family and friends. You are so hard, have you considered their feelings?

18, it's been years. You've been pretending to be perfect

19, I pretended to be forced for three years just to get a chance to be praised.

20. The US Federal Bureau of Investigation issued a red wanted order to hunt down people who pretend to be forced all over the world.

2 1, as long as it is alive, even if it is a god, kill it for everyone to see.

22, the color is empty, tonight, I want to be empty.

23. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

24. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it's looking for Sichuan and Shaanxi B.

25. Do you believe that I love you or that there are ghosts in the world?

Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

27. Although I don't know you as well as L 'Oré al Paris, your benefits are full.

28, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open. The right eye jumps and the chrysanthemums bloom. All kinds of flowers bloom in spring.

29, you are stupid, or not stupid, staying there is not stupid.

Pretending to be domineering is shocking.

1, this man is really white and red!

2, a penny for a penny, porridge is not hungry.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

There is no speed these days, and even eating shit can't keep up with the heat.

In the afternoon, I asked for a Buddha's bead. The young monk told me that the abbot had gone to purchase goods.

6. Whether it is sunny or rainy, it is a good day to sleep in a cage.

7. My heart is broken and I hold it out like dumpling stuffing.

8, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.

9. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

10, the ideal of meat, the life of Chinese cabbage.

1 1, people are iron and vermicelli are steel. Don't pretend or panic!

12 Please don't harass, because I am harassing others.

13, you take your overpass and I'll go through my underground passage.

14, if you are sick, I have medicine here!

15, travel is to go from one's own boring place to another's boring place.

16. The road is still long, but this is Xiu Yuan. Why don't we take a taxi?

17, it is said that only talented grass mud horses will evolve into lying trough mud horses.

18, today is really a bad day, suitable for buying lottery tickets.

19, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

20. Everyone should live well, because heaven has been closed and no one has been accepted.

2 1, I am for sale: smart, lively and lovely, youthful and energetic, cheap and childlike.

22, I want to be fat into a bright moon, illuminating you thin people!

23, not your dish, don't lift the lid; This is not your love, don't rely on it. People can change their worn shoes on the road, but the road must be taken by themselves. You can share it with others, but the injury can only be carried by yourself. weary