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Women drink domineering and speak simply.

Women drink domineering and speak simply.

Women say it's easy to be domineering when drinking. How can people not drink when they are wandering around the river? Meet a thousand cups, and you won't return until you are drunk. Now I don't know that boys like to drink, and many girls usually like to drink a little wine. After all, wine can be beauty beauty. Let's briefly share a woman's domineering drinking.

Women drink domineering and talk about simple 1 1. When my wife came, she explained that she would drink less and eat more vegetables.

2, drinking too little, talent is hard to find.

3, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you are. It's a sin to drink or not.

4, can't drink, no future.

5, a drink of 92, focus on training.

6, people walk the rivers and lakes, can not do without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

7. I want to drink and then die drunk in the street.

8, drinking is drinking, I am very simple, you don't let me think too much.

9. The road is rough. Who will drink if you don't drink?

10, only drinks, leaders don't want it.

1 1. Show your skills in a crisis. My sister will drink a glass of Song He for my brother.

12, drink nine doses at a time, focusing on cultivation.

13, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

14, the east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

15, if you lose, don't drink, if you win, you will stay, and if you can't finish eating, you will come back.

16, women drink crazily, men drink anxiously.

17, alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

18, I advise you to drink one more glass of wine and go out of Yangguan for no reason.

19, the road is bumpy, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

20, go out and explain to your wife, drink less and eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.

Women drink domineering and talk about simplicity 2 1. A good woman is a glass of wine and a kind of enjoyment.

2. Women who drink are happy.

3, a cigarette and a glass of wine, sleep with me.

4. Women who drink are full of love.

5. Women who drink are chivalrous and bold.

6, smoking and drinking, not talking about longevity.

7. Wine gives you a feeling, while cigarettes give you a belief.

8. Drinking is trouble, smoking is the past.

9. Women who drink are good at housekeeping.

10, because of alcohol, weak women can also become heroes.

1 1. Women who drink are naive.

12, women who drink alcohol are transparent and open-minded.

13, I don't drink, but I said something drunk.

14, women who drink are calm.

15, women drink some wine, like March peach blossoms.

16. Don't drink or get drunk.

17, women are tender as water, and water and wine blend infinitely.

18, smoke, take away the harm, drink away the pain.

19, drinking will make you drunk, and smoking will also make you drunk.

20. Women who drink are interesting and elegant.

2 1, wine is ever-changing, and women are amorous feelings.

22. When a woman drinks, she drinks a state of mind.

23. Girls like wine and know girls by smelling it.

Smoking is harmful to your health. Why don't you suck me? I am super sweet.

25, the woman who drinks is heroic.

I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.

27. Wine, like women, should be tasted with heart.

28, a cigarette, a glass of wine, a person, memories.

29. Women who drink alcohol are mellow and moist.

30. I often think of the sunset in Xiting, and I don't know how to go home.

3 1. A woman who drinks is simple and elegant.

32. Women who drink are broad-minded.

33. Women who drink are sisters.

34. Sneaky, smoke less and drink less.

35. Women who drink are smart and witty.

36. Women drink love and love.

37. Women who drink are homesick.

38. Tasting wine requires heart, and so do women.

39, a woman's body fragrance, drinking can also taste a woman.

40. Women who drink are charming.

4 1, the spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to drink and smoke.

42, intoxicating is nothing more than flowers * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.

43, a woman who drinks alcohol, drunk to solve thousands of worries.

44, women like wine, the key is to have their own taste.

45. Women who drink alcohol are self-motivated.

46. If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.

47. A woman who drinks alcohol is a woman who has no pain as a man.

48. Smoking, drinking and tattooing, but I am a good boy.

49. Learning to smoke and drink will not last forever.

50. Women who drink have a good life.

Women drink domineering talk about simple 3 1, labor and capital, is a good girl-smoking and drinking is a cinch.

2, 36,000 days in a hundred years, 300 cups must be poured every day.

3, drinking is not drunk, it is better to doze off.

Men can smoke and women can drink.

5. Drunk lesbians are still good friends.

6. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

7. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

9. Elder sister drinks to forget the pain for a while. After that, I realized.

10, no drinking on Saturday.

1 1, driving without drinking, life is safe.

12, Bai Di's words in the cloud, half a catty.

13, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

14, I smoke, drink, fight, play cards, copy homework, fall in love, who is like me?

15. Sunset is a signal to drink.

16, youth is dedicated to a small wine table, and drinking is drinking.

17, everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, so I had to wait on them again.

18, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

19, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

20. This water tastes bad. I have to add wiki to drink it.

2 1, excited heart and trembling hands, just want to have a drink with you.

22. If others don't know, unless you drink.

23, excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader did not think I was ugly.

I don't like drinking, but I can't help seeing the bottle.

25. God wants us to be happy. Alcohol can testify.

26. Abstainers and drinkers. People who don't keep their word never drink.

27. There are no clouds in the sky and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

28. To make guests drink well, drink well first.

29. Where can I put Chinese wine if you don't drink it?

30. People get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed!

3 1, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

32, men don't drink, live like a dog, walk in the world for nothing, live like a eunuch, and can't make good friends.

Stop smoking, drinking and staying up late, even if I am just a stranger.

34, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

35, there is wine today, drunk today. Don't be too tired in life!

Women drink domineering and talk simply. 1. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

Don't worry or panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

Third, not only talent, but also waist fat.

Fourth, the night will not be kind to people who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a midnight snack, which is delicious.

I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

Q: Have you ever cried for a woman? A: I cried. Q: Who? A: My mother was beaten. She was in so much pain that she cried herself hoarse.

Eight, people nowadays are really strange. They went to buy a dress after work. The boss said that if you offered this price, I might as well give it to you, and then I took it and left. He really grabbed it and called me crazy. I really don't understand.

Don't ask me why I am single. I am a fairy, and it is illegal to fall in love with mortals.

Ten, the unit two female colleagues quarrel, let me judge. I can't hear anything clearly. I shouted, "Say the ugly first." The world immediately became quiet.

Eleven, although the school is very poor, but never stingy to print papers, which makes me very moved, and the school is not easy!

12. I passed the exam again and again, but I failed today. The coach finally shouted at me impatiently, "Are you afraid that you can't afford a car after the exam?" . I have nothing to say.

Thirteen, the longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

14. What is courage? That is, I know I will get fat after eating this meal, but I will still choose to continue eating.

Fifteen, what is a warm man? A man who warms only one woman is a warm man, and a man who warms many women is a boiler.

The mirror in the school stairs tells us that ugly people should read more books.

Seventeen, I am still young, love can be late, but delivery and take-out can't be late.

Don't speak ill of your friend in front of me, or I can't help talking to you.

How many episodes can you live in the palace with your IQ? The great god replied: with your figure and face value, you can't enter the palace at all!

We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.

Twenty-one, some people don't play games much at night, don't read books, don't do things, don't fall in love, have no one to chat with, and always stay up late.

Twenty-two, Mid-Autumn friends invite everyone to drink. After a full meal, he said, "I have been married for less than three years and have changed five mother-in-laws!" " We all gave him a thumbs-up sign. "You are really good!" . The friend shook his head and said, "No, it's my father-in-law!" " "

Twenty-three, we all made mistakes when we were young. We always called girls in their twenties aunts and boys uncles, so now we all deserve it, and we have to pay them back sooner or later!

24. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beautiful women, and my father slapped me hard. I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound.

Twenty-five, when one or two people say you are fat, you don't agree, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.