A collection of humorous text messages for your boyfriend

1. I used to feel very happy when I was alone. Later, when I got to know you, I began to miss you, to care about you, and to feel pain. Because I can't be with you all the time, but my love is always there.

2. Because of love, so love, sweet words will never be pale, a happy life will always be full of expectations, the heart that loves you will never become bad, and all the troubles will be abandoned outside of you and me. !

3. Because I love you, I understand; because I understand, I understand; because I understand, I tolerate you; because I tolerate you, I fulfill you! Because of love, I am willing to spend my whole life reading you. This love is timeless and beautiful!

4. Because of love, I began to lie awake at night; because of love, I began to be obsessed with love songs; because of love, I began to become literary; because of love, I began to send text messages. I just want to tell you: I love you!

5. Because I miss you, my fingers will not move; because I love you, my tears will not flow; because I am looking forward to you, time will not pass; because I am waiting for you, I dare to speak out my words, love. I’ve been having sex with you for a long, long time!

6. Because of flowers, the world is fragrant; because of water, nature is cool; because of love, life is sunny; because of you, happiness is wandering around. I have you in this life, thank God. I have you in this life, and hope is flying!

7. Because of you, it is different. Because of you, my dreams become extremely sweet; because of you, my heart becomes always happy; because of you, my life becomes full of poetry. It's great to have you!

8. Because of you, my sky will be broad; because of you, my earth will be vast; because of you, my life will be colorful; because of you, my world will be peaceful. will be different. I love you!

9. Because you are sincere, you are honest; because you are honest, you are simple; because you are simple, you are easy; because you are easy, you are long-lasting; because you are long-lasting; you are successful. This is true for career, and so is first love.

10. The Milky Way is a ditch, and only then can we have the tenderness of meeting on a magpie bridge; love is a ditch, and we sincerely build a bridge to hold hands. No matter how high the mountain is, true love can never be separated; no matter how deep the ditch is, there is always a way to go. True love has no distance and lovers will always stay together.

11. I took off the angel's wings in pain because I didn't want to see you looking up so far. I endured the pain and stopped chasing the wind because I didn't want you to feel so empty, my dear. , I love you and I am willing to be for you.

12. Eternal love requires: pounding heartbeat, your love and my love; endurance of hardships, plain persistence; loyalty to you until death; And the belief of holding your son’s hand and growing old together.

13. You never know how much you love someone. Unless you see her with another person, you will know that you can't help yourself. There are many people who love her, but there is only one person who can accompany her home on a rainy night. Love is defended with actions!

14. Use the spring wind to fold a windmill and spin it in the warmth. Use the spring rain to hold a small umbrella and nourish it in romance. Use the eyes of spring to take a photo and it will be in your eyes. The world is spinning, it’s April in the world, and all the flowers are blooming. I love you and continue.

15. Use you to measure time, with you it will be day, without you it will be night; use you to distinguish places, with you it will be heaven, without you we will fall into hell. My dear, may we stay together forever and our true feelings remain unchanged.

16. Use sweetness to create a heart-to-heart connection, use happiness to describe the prospect of happiness, use happiness to yearn for the future life, and use beauty to describe our love. In this hot season, I am very happy to have your love!

17. Write with warm eyes to draw your shy and pure smile; write words with a sweet tone to compose a happy movement in life.

My dear, I love you forever! Sunshine and wind and rain are not separated!

18. Read the text message carefully, express my love in every way, miss you so much, pursue you without hesitation, love you till death, have the courage to say I love you, tell you clearly , just love you, love you. Winter Love Messages

19. Nostalgia brings warmth, the music of the piano, the flute and the flute echoes around the beams, and love songs come into the painting. The heart is proud of the snow and has been passed down from ancient times to the present. The winter cold has not gone away with the ice yet, and good news has already arrived. Your heart. Missing you is singing the blessings of my life in every piece of music.

20. How much love can come back, how many people are willing to wait, how many text messages can be resent, how many words are nonsense, I just want to tell you, I have identified you in this life, hurry up Put up your phone and surrender!

21. Because I love you, I understand; because I understand, I understand; because I understand, I tolerate you; because I tolerate you, I fulfill you! Because of love, I am willing to spend my whole life reading you. This love is timeless and beautiful! Missing text messages for couples

22. 2012 is getting closer, are you nervous? No matter you are nervous or not, I am nervous anyway! I'm not worried about the end of the world, nor am I afraid of death. I'm just worried about not being able to be with you!

23. Love is the longing that is entangled in the bottom of my heart; love is waiting for your news every day; love is the soul no longer lonely; love is cherishing you all my life; giving all kinds of tenderness and reaping happiness and sweetness , you must cherish your love!

24. The harbor of love is full of affection; the spring of love is tenderness; love is the most romantic song floating in the night sky, and love is the sweetest song in the journey of life. , I am willing to persevere all my life for you.

25. The feeling of having loved is so profound, pure and lovely like the white doves in the square, without any worldly entanglements, and the sweet enjoyment is spent lightly. Who would I like to count the sorrows and sorrows of this life with? hapiness? As long as you want it, it’s up to you!

26. I love you, so I want to be with you every second; I love you, so you often receive sweet text messages; I love you, so I send you warmth in this cold early winter. Greetings, even if you have my love, you must also pay attention to add clothes to keep out the cold.

27. Loving you is my patent. Anyone who dares to take it away from you is doing something illegal. So, just stay by my side honestly. Don’t worry, what you want is as long as I have it. I will definitely give it to you, so you won’t go wrong if you stay by my side honestly!

28. Love is like a piece of candy, which will melt away when placed in your mouth, but the sweetness remains. It is a cup of coffee, which is bitter but intriguing. It is also a poem, which cannot be read but feels beautiful. My dear, I will love you forever!

29. White clouds and blue sky are inseparable forever in life; stars and bright moon are companions bit by bit; this is like me and you, the encounter arranged by God. My dear, you are the eternal love of my life!

30. In the evening, when the sky blue is thickened, the new moon hangs delicately in the sky. I breathed on the glass and drew your eyes with my fingertips, but I couldn't draw the look of missing you.

31. I have been holding back for a long time and couldn’t bear to say it; I have been looking for the right opportunity; to this day, I just can’t help but tell you: Find a lover quickly, stay away from worries and enjoy sweetness! If you want, just find me!

32. Successful men all believe that "the colorful flags are fluttering outside, but the red flags at home will not fall down." The mistress should pay attention. You are like a bird in the sky. Why should you compete with the bird in the cage for favor? You have a brighter future!

33. Being jealous is because I like you, being angry is because I care about you, being in a daze is because I miss you, being sad is just because I am afraid of losing you, being happy together is called "like", being unhappy is because "love" You”, a text message indicates that I miss you very much at this moment.

34. In early winter, it is cold, but I am not afraid of the cold. I am afraid that you will ignore me. No matter how cold the weather is, it cannot be compared to your ignorance, and no matter how hot the stove is, it cannot be compared to yours. Embrace.

Come, dear, give me a hug and give me warmth and strength!

35. Winter is approaching, your hair is blown by the cold wind, whose thoughts are coming to your ears? The magic of love brings me closer to you. In this early winter time, I want to explore the true meaning of love with you!

36. My love for you has already flown across thousands of rivers and mountains to reach your eyes. Please open your eyes, look carefully and listen carefully. My eyes are bright for you, and my voice is singing for you. Come on, let's dance the song of love together!

37. A long time ago, I didn’t know you, and you didn’t belong to me; a long time later, I got to know you, and you belong to me. We are happily together, interpreting what love is. I will always love you!

38. I loved you a long time ago, I love you now, and I will love you forever in the future. I will love you in this life, and I will still love you in the next life and the next. I will always love you so much until you are used to me loving you so much! You said how much I love you! Ha ha!

39. The wind knows the sound of falling flowers, and the heart knows the sound of longing. The weather is getting colder, but my heart for you is still hot; the leaves have fallen, and my concern for you is getting closer. As early winter approaches, may your heart be filled with sunshine and be happy forever.

40. Based on the classic judgment that "human beings are born with a base nature", it is never time that nourishes love. Time only cultivates feelings. What nourishes love is feeling. What nourishes feeling is not obtained. thing!

41. I will be with you in this life, I will be with you in the next life, and I will never be separated from you in eternity. People who make you cry are not worthy of your love, and people who are worthy of your love will not make you cry. Why don't you pity me in front of you!

42. My only wish in this life is to be married to you and fly together. I am not afraid of life and death, but I only wish to turn into a butterfly and be with you day and night. If there is an afterlife, I will make a wish again and fall in love with you crazily. Forever lingering. Wife, you are the only beauty in my heart!

43. I’m sorry~~I sent you a text message so late~~If it disturbed you~~I want to say something to you~~You deserve it~~Who asked you to go to bed earlier than me? ㄚ~~~Hehe!!

44. When I met you, I started to fall in love with you. It was my happy choice to have you. You are my most precious treasure. Stepping onto the red carpet~ You are my eternal motivation and the person I love forever~ It’s you. Unfortunately~ I passed the message to the wrong person

45. Because of you, I believe in fate. Maybe all this is destined by God and is pulling me secretly. The two of us, and I now, really want to say...what sins did I commit in my previous life!

46. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to eliminate all mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city!

47. Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don’t tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No thanks

48. God saw that you were thirsty and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; however, He also saw that in this world No ***, I also created you by the way.

49. If it is stipulated that a person can only be nice to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But there are no regulations...then forget it!

50. Missing you is a happy thing! Seeing you is a happy thing! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in my heart is what I have always done! But it’s just a lie You, what just happened! Ha ha!

51. The phone rings once, which means I am thinking of you! Two sounds means I like you! Three sounds means I love you! When the seventh tone rings... Damn it, I really have something to talk to you about, why don't you answer the phone quickly!

52. According to statistics, more than 99% of pig-headed people use their thumbs to press buttons to read text messages! Hey, no need to change hands, it’s too late.

Pig head! Hahaha

53. I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in the sky, but it was blown away by the wind; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; My name is written on every corner... Fuck, I was arrested by the police!

54. If being good-looking is a mistake... I have already made a big mistake. If being cute is a sin... I have already committed a heinous crime. It is so difficult to be a human being! ... You will be fine~ That's right again Not guilty...I really envy you

55. When the white clouds drift by, it’s the sign that I miss you; when the sun shines, it’s the feeling that I miss you; when the rain falls, it’s the evidence that I miss you. ;When there is thunder and lightning, that is when I pray to the sky that you will be struck... Ha--ha--

56. If I can meet you by burning incense for one year, then I can meet you by burning incense for three years. I can get to know you, and I can cherish you by burning incense for ten years. For my happiness in the next life, I am willing to...convert to Christianity...

57. Are your palms itchy? That means I miss your caress; are your lips itchy? That means I miss your passionate kiss; are you itchy...that means you are so dirty, why don't you go take a shower!

58. It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal; it’s just a dream, but it’s so real; you lower your head and say nothing, but I can’t calm down, and finally I can’t help but say to you: “Fart” Say it first!"

59. In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet, you go to relieve yourself, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, compete with shit, no one saves you, heroic sacrifice, life is great, death It's silent. In order to commemorate you, a light is installed in the toilet!

60. Your smile makes wolves hang themselves, your cry makes chickens fly and dogs jump, and your stop is filled with stench. Sweating, lice disaster, if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost, but if you dress up, you will kneel down and be paralyzed.

61. You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look left and right, and you look absolutely perfect. Just a nympho!

62. After eighty-one difficulties, Master Tang and his disciples achieved enlightenment. Sanzang drives the car and Wukong sells the pot. Sha Seng was so big that he became a model. There was only one Zhu Bajie left, smiling at his mobile phone. Still laughing!

63. Today I met a fool, and I said: fool, are you stupid? The idiot said: Not stupid. I said: Silly man, are you smart? The fool said: Fine.

I said: Idiot, will you accept my text message if you don’t finish reading it? After reading my text message, Idiot said: No!

64. I cover your eyes quietly, gently place a banana peel under your feet, watch you step on it tenderly, and smile as you look for teeth all over the floor! Then I smile lightly. : Let’s see if you still dare to forget me!

65. Looking back on the past, I have you when I am lonely, I have you when I feel lonely, I have you when I am depressed, and I have you when I am helpless! Zhan Ming Dynasty, I will have you when I am happy, I will have you when I am happy, and I will have you when I am harvesting. I will love you with my heart and harass you with text messages...

66. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding. There is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of longing called looking forward to seeing you, there is a kind of *** that will read through the text messages!

67. The person who receives the message is an Egyptian mummy, the person who deletes the message is an African bed bug, the person who replies is a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who does not reply is a Thai ladyboy whose surgery was unsuccessful!

68 , The vast sky allows you to fly high, you can tell beautiful stories, kind children should chase them, and send humorous short messages to the little turtle!

69. You are ruthless, you are ruthless, you are so ruthless; a person is thinner than a cucumber and has no meat; his skin is thicker than a city wall, and cannonballs cannot penetrate; his heart is smaller than the eye of a needle, and he never suffers; love is better than The paper is still thin, whoever is caught will be tricked!

70. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will make concessions to your willfulness; I am the one who loves and protects you. Let me be a professional pig farmer.

71. If a drop of water represents a blessing, I will give you a South China Sea; if a star represents a happiness, I will give you a Milky Way; if a spoon of honey represents a I'll give you a hornet's nest out of missing you, but I don't believe I can't sting you to death!

72. A Yuan is studying in another place. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, so he hurriedly sent a telegram to his family asking for help. There were only four words in the telegram: Out of ammunition and food. A few days later, Ayuan received a call back from home: Hold on!

73. When Bajie applied for a job, the boss asked if you had a professional title? Bajie proudly said: The messenger who cleans the altar! Boss: The one who cleans phlegm and feces? Oh, then go clean the toilet!

74. Tea should be drunk until the fragrance is lingering; the road should be difficult until the bitterness is over; people should have deep feelings until they can love again in the next life; pig's trotters should be fresh, eh? This one is great for holding a mouse!

75. He eats quite fat, pretends to be very handsome, wears a pen, doesn’t know how to settle accounts, and can only urinate on the bed at night!

76. Once upon a time there were four monkeys. The first one covered his eyes and couldn't see, the second one covered his mouth and stopped talking, the third one blocked his ears and stopped listening, and the fourth one held The phone laughed!

77. I haven’t received a text message from you for a long time. I wonder how you are now? I passed by your place a few days ago and went in to take a look. I saw you were asleep and couldn’t bear to wake you up. Hey, out of a litter of piglets, you are the only one to be good!

78. When Carrot met a customer, he respectfully handed over his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked: What do you call Korean ginseng? Carrot's waist straightened up, "I'm so confused!"

79. If you forward this text message 3 times, you will have good luck in wealth; if you forward this text message 6 times, you will have good luck in officialdom; if you forward this text message 10 times, you will have good fortune. You will have good luck; forward it 20 times and you will spend 2 yuan!

80. Emergency reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. When going out, please put your mobile phone on your head and plug in the charger. Drag it behind you for lightning protection, remember

81. According to surveys and statistics, a group of new human beings appeared in 2013, the four fools: those who cannot hang themselves in love, those who are not sick and take medicine, the contract is signed Ineffective, looking at the phone and giggling!

82. Let’s see which bank abbreviation is the best: China Construction CBC (deposit or not), Bank of China BC (no deposit), Agricultural Bank of China ABC (ah, no deposit), Industrial and Commercial Bank of China ICBC (love deposit) No deposit), China Minsheng Bank CMSB (deposit?**).

83. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line.

When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull.

84. Every time the wind and rain are miserable, I am the one who cares for you. When there is famine, I will bring you food. Your honest and honest expression makes me excited. In fact, raising a pig is quite a sense of accomplishment!

85. ***Don’t shed tears when you are unemployed, just head to the nightclub. I know how to serve rich women, not relying on the government but relying on society. There is food, drink and tips. Who says men have no status?

86. That day I called you a pig, and you said, "I am a pig." From then on, I called you a pig. Finally, you couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me in front of many people. "It's strange that I'm not a pig"!

87. My boyfriend is much older than me. One day, I had a sudden idea and asked him if he would have chosen me if he had met me a few years earlier. He immediately replied: No. I was very unhappy and asked: Why? He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said: A few years ago, how old were you? It was against the law to be with minors.

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