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A classic saying about youth: Because of hormones, every heartbeat becomes a matter of course.

1, perseverance, dead wood cannot be carved; Perseverance, the stone can be carved.

2, because of hormones, every heartbeat has become a matter of course.

3. Beautiful things are often difficult to describe.

4. Qian Qian's bright future is not worth a warm present; Every real present is the future we once imagined.

5. Treat me like a stranger, ok? Make me feel that you hate me and make me forget you.

6. A madman gives up a fool for a liar.

7. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision. -"ipartment"

8. Without sowing, there is no harvest; Without hard work, there is no success; There is no glory without suffering; Without setbacks, there is no glory.

9. Life can't be like cooking. Don't cook until all the materials are ready.

10, positive people see an opportunity in every worry, and negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

1 1, I miss you every heartbeat until my life stops and my heart stops beating! I love you!

12, some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage, and then stop contacting you for no reason.

13, youth is not a stage of life, but a realm of life.

14. To put it bluntly, memories are dead dreams.

15, don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite at your house.

Classic talk: don't take what others give for granted.

A friendship lasts from the moment we meet. A common acquaintance, from the moment of companionship, is eternal. Blessings will be cherished forever. All the moving, instantly became forever.

Sadness, through the four seasons, will it be a quiet and stable look back and laugh with you? The wind turns gently, but the heart does not change. How can those moving scenery be forgotten? In my spare time, let me gently write a warm chapter to calm the loneliness in winter.

Those who get it may be because they are willing to pay from both sides instead of sitting there waiting for the harvest. They may be willing to bow their heads to be human, rather than think that no one is worthy of you except the prince. Maybe it's for this reason that you can go into the kitchen and cook home-cooked meals without working armor. When you can't get it, ask more questions and you will know what your bad habits are.

Don't take others' efforts for granted, and don't think that others' kindness to you is inexhaustible, and even strong feelings can't be wasted. Life is cold and bitter; Time, the four seasons are warm and cold, how rare it is to warm your people. Sincere to sincere, heart to heart, can last forever.

If you have love in your heart, you will love it. Where there is love in the heart, there will be love. Love is the most beautiful language and the best scenery in the world. Love in my heart, smile and see the flowers bloom and fall, clouds roll and clouds are comfortable; Love is in my heart, and people are welcome to come and go.

The rain is urgent and slow. The road is about cards, and there are hurdles. Everything in the world has its ups and downs. The feeling of life is both joyful and sad. In the midst of prosperity, don't be complacent and arrogant, and happiness can last. Adversity, don't be discouraged, despair and sadness, things will turn around. On the road of life, no matter what, we have to go on. Share weal and woe, face calmly, calmly face gains and losses, be indifferent to success or failure, and move on.

If you don't blindly pursue happiness, you will naturally be proud of life. No matter how good it is, it can't stand the torture of years. Life is about sticking to your own temperament. You can choose any tone you were born with. Don't join others in the fun. The fun is not yours after all.

For all kinds of things that may happen in the future, no matter what you think, what should happen will still happen, and what should not happen will still not happen. There must be a way to solve it. Besides, it doesn't matter if it doesn't go well.

Once you start to doubt that everything around you is accidental, once it changes, your life will be completely different, and then it will no longer matter. If you think along this line, you will think that there is no difference at all, and there is only a small step from this idea to despair.

A person's worst character should be resignation. Many times, your forbearance and your retreat will make others press hard. The more you give up, the more you indulge others. Many times, you feel that you are enduring and taking care of other people's emotions, but no one understands at all. So please don't roll with the punches. When you want to refuse, just refuse. When you want it, you need it.

No matter how strong a person is, there is always a soft place in his heart, and life is like a boat, swaying; Life is like hemp, inextricably linked. Life can be dull and ups and downs, but it can't be without wonderful love. In this life, I don't want to be earth-shattering, just want to walk indifferently in the world of mortals, be free and easy, and be the truest myself.

It looks like a dream to the outside world. It's a flash in the pan and can't last long. However, the inner temperament is not. The more time-consuming, the more precious it is. Just like natural rough jade, a pearl in a clam, the more you ponder, the more beautiful it becomes.

The external situation is only a few decades, and one day it will fade away. Thick makeup is not as elegant as plain makeup. However, the inner indifference will travel through time and history and last forever.

The world envies the glory of the phoenix after nirvana, but it doesn't know that the pain and anxiety of nirvana are beyond ordinary people's understanding; The world envies the delicate flowers, but the fragile buds are soaked with tears of struggle and full of blood and rain of sacrifice.

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Life is like a one-way train. At different stations, you will meet all kinds of people, some will know each other, and some just pass by. Some will stay for a short time, and some can accompany us to see the final scenery. Some of those short-lived passers-by lightly crossed the sky of your life, while others were unforgettable, and you need to remember them all your life. Anyway, we will grow from these experiences.

No matter the past or the future, no matter how big the position is and how good the support is, it is the rice bowl of life and has nothing to do with your own destiny. An active and happy life is a happy life.

Giving up words doesn't just mean giving people some money, but giving up our knowledge. If you can really give up everything and not be greedy, it will not be easy. You can try it. Especially when arguing with others, it is difficult to give up your opinion without getting angry.

I believe that life is the hope after pessimism, and my feet can set foot on the longest road. I believe that my shoulders can bear the weight of life, no matter how hard and long life is, remember a simple truth, there is no longer road than my feet. Life may be sad in autumn, but now it's autumn, and I passed quietly with a smile.

If the heart is not quiet and clear, then even if you think about it all night, it will be a mess after all. The original state of the heart is a state of zero. There is no difference, no persistence, no one, no love, no hate, no good or bad. It is quiet and natural. The more you live, the better.

Life is not like this sunshine. When you are happy, you have the taste of happiness, and when you are in pain, you have the taste of pain. All tastes begin with your state of mind. No one's fate is always sunny, and no one's life is smooth sailing. We stumbled all the way, grew up in frustration and pain, and made progress in frustration and confusion.

Once, I just wanted someone to make me think when I was lonely, and then make me feel that someone was thinking about me. I just want that one day, that person can miss me when I fly and pray for my safe journey. I just want a kind of love that can make me feel warm without fear. So simple, so universal, so tiny, so wanting once.

Sometimes, we always complain that others are too indifferent to us and don't give ourselves a good look, but we don't know that you are actually the best mirror of each other. If you smile at each other, they will smile back at you. You scold each other, and they will scold you. If you don't think of each other, they won't think of you. You think of the other person and consider his convenience, and the other person will think of you and consider your interests. Learn to put yourself in the other's shoes, and your life will be completely new.

Never regret the path you chose, no matter before or now, because the only thing you can do is to go on without hesitation. We used to look forward to the recognition of the outside world so much that we finally knew that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others. Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear.

Practice is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see. If the heart cares, there is resentment everywhere. If the heart is relaxed, it is always peaceful. Nine times out of ten things in the world are unsatisfactory. There are very few things that can be obedient to you and make you get what you want. If you care, nothing will satisfy you. The heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide. The heart is as wide and calm as the sea. Smile at the flowers, peace and joy. Quietly watching the flowers fall, let it be.

When love grows into a thorn, missing becomes a delusion.

A warm dream becomes a cold yoke. If I go back in time, what can I catch? Please remember those people who make you breathless, because they have taught you what forbearance is and what cruelty is.

Not meeting doesn't mean not missing, not contacting is just to cover up attachment.

If your world is always white, how can I be your lighthouse and light up your night?

Perhaps only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us with too many disappointments every day.

Once the water flows deep, there is no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will also appear weak.

I thought our relationship was perfect, but I didn't expect to be so fragile.

Love was originally a non-mainstream drama, and unconsciously it became a tragic role.

You said she was beautiful, she was gentle, she was cute, hehe, yes, you were a good match, but why did you tell me? I'm not her.

Some people belong to mops, and things are completely forgotten when they are dragged on.

Sometimes I really want to live in a movie. The next scene is many years later.

You owe me too much, but I don't want it at all. All as a souvenir for you.

The last thing a woman wants to find is an inclusive embrace, in which she is willful and tangled.

I'd rather let others think I'm happy than look miserable.

People who are not lifelong, if they don't talk about it all their lives, they can put it down reluctantly.

I thought those things that I couldn't remember were actually buried in the depths of my heart by prosperity.

Being together without love is like dying in the desert of love.

You say that I am special in your world, but you don't know that you are my world.

If I had known this was a losing game, it would be ridiculous to gamble for you all my life.

I learned to swallow a long paragraph and all the emotions. Just, uh, expressing all my thoughts.

I don't want to be just a line of comments in your life. I also want to leave many unique pictures in front of you.

If you are ill for a long time in love, you can anesthetize yourself even if you can't cure the pain.

Whenever no one talks to me, I tell myself: it doesn't matter, there is no signal.

Your shadow always appears in my mind. Can you find another one to replace it?

The heart hides what we can't say, but the eyes can see what we are trying to hide.

Just because someone doesn't love you as you wish, doesn't mean you are not loved with all his/her being.

Thousands of people are walking on the road. I don't know if you will walk side by side with me or pass by.

Would you do the same? When you are waiting for a person's news, you will keep refreshing.

Classic lines of youth hormones

Introduction: Rebellious girl Murphy grew up in a single-parent family. In order to dream, Murphy transferred to another school without telling his father, and went to the hip-hop department of Modern Conservatory of Music as a transfer student. I met Lin, Yu Xiaoman and others. Then he had an emotional entanglement with two big boys, Cui Junhao and Jo Jiang, which triggered a series of ironic stories.

Classic lines of "Youth Hormone"

1, Teacher Cang is lucky!

I hope you can hear my sincere prayer at this moment,

Please give me a girl with big breasts and no brains!

Let him rub me persistently, drain me mercilessly, and don't ask me for a red RMB.

When I had no chemistry with her, I left.

I will satisfy her greedy body and let her realize the true meaning of life!

Calling a chicken is a behavior that students should not have, not to mention four people calling a chicken.

Three, four people and one chicken, this guy is quite economical.

In fact, you shouldn't invite me to study here. Don't you know, this is a place where many couples date.

5. "Don't be so boring, okay?"

"Why do you suddenly talk to me so coldly? Why? You didn't do this before. There she is. Everything has changed. Do you think you like that bitch? "

"Whether I like teasing or not has nothing to do with you."

"I am not as good as her at all, and my face is stronger than her."

6. "expired."

"My descendants."

"This is the best choice to stay young with low fat and high protein. You deserve it. "

7. Miao Zi

"How round the moon is tonight."

"Are you sick?"

"Where is the moon?"

"I know quite well."

"I'm virtual"