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How to write the third unit of Chinese in the second volume of the fifth grade?
Speaking of my mother, you may not know her. However, mentioning her in our community is really "everyone knows, everyone knows." Ah! Because everyone knows that my mother likes playing mahjong best. Playing mahjong is really "forgetting to eat and sleep"!
In order to get my mother to get rid of this bad habit, my father and I don't know how much it took. She just insisted on teaching and went to a friend's house to play every day.
Once, because my father was on a business trip, my mother was tricked into taking me to her friend's house to play. When I came to her friend's house, I couldn't wait to see her "Ma You": some watched TV; Some read magazines; ..... When I saw my mother coming, I immediately stopped my work and complained about why my mother came so late ... As soon as the complaint was over, "beautiful" music sounded on the mahjong table, accompanied by occasional "harmonious" laughter, which became "mahjong March". Under the influence of this "beautiful" music, I danced (while watching TV) and thought: Mom, they have been playing mahjong for so long, it's time to "rest"! So, I came in front of my mother, but she was too involved to find me. Finally, this game of mahjong is over. When shuffling cards, my mother felt something next to her (this is what I heard from my mother later). She turned around and saw her face full of surprise. "When did you come?" This sentence almost makes me angry. I choked back my vomiting and stammered to her, "Mom, I'm so hungry. Do you want something to eat?" ! ""We are not hungry. If you want to eat, here are instant noodles. Help yourself! We have to wait for a while. "I'm afraid to eat instant noodles every day, so I made a decision and continued to" dance "on the sentence" We have to wait for a while ". At 22 o'clock, I was so hungry that I came to see my mother again. I saw that she was in high spirits and there was no sign of hunger. " Mom, I ... I can't stand hunger. ""We are not hungry. " "I'm so hungry that I can't stand it." "Then you can eat instant noodles." Mom said to me without looking up. I had no choice but to eat that bag of "Master Kong braised beef noodles", which made me want to vomit (because I ate too much) ... I wanted to sleep at 24 o'clock and came to see my mother again. "Mom, I want to sleep. ""Go to sleep, what do you want from me? "I didn't expect my mother to do this to me! I choked back tears and asked my mother, "Where do I sleep?" "Sleep on the sofa. Leave me alone. " Mom said very calmly. I nodded, but my mother was too absorbed to notice the tears running down my cheeks. At that time, I really hated mahjong, and I remembered the story I had seen before telling my parents not to play mahjong. At this moment, I really understood the meaning of these articles. Mahjong, because you are popular all over the country, how many families are bankrupt and separated? Mahjong, just because you are popular all over the country, how many promising young people have been destroyed for you? ..... That night, I fell asleep under the curse of mahjong. ...
When I came to an intersection, I saw many people standing there, some left and some right. I looked intently, and the intersection on the left said "hell", and the intersection on the right said "heaven", with angels beside me. I'm going to see my mother in the crowd. I'm surprised. I was going to ask her what she was doing and tell her to go to the right. But my mother walked to the left, as if she couldn't see the words. Every step, her appearance will become more ferocious ... "No!" I woke up suddenly and found myself at home. I looked at my watch. It was past 3 o'clock. I feel very hot and want to take off my pajamas. I didn't expect my clothes to be all wet. ...
When my father came back from a business trip, I told him all the things and dreams of that day and said, "Dad, it's up to you to convince mom now." "No problem, it's my treat." I didn't expect my father to agree so quickly, so I said, "Dad, what's your trick?" "I won't tell you first, but you will know later." Dad said, with a sly smile. And I smiled with a grain of salt: how many words we spent in the past failed. Do you have any good ideas today?
Unexpectedly, my mother will never play mahjong again. I wonder, in what way did my father make my mother' good'? I went to ask my father, and he just smiled with a smug expression: "Think for yourself." I asked my mother, and she said, "Your father told me about your dream the other day, and I immediately felt that playing mahjong was like going to hell. If you have time, you might as well do something else, so don't play. " I said happily, "Mom has become a good girl!
Dad often smokes at home, and our whole family is very unhappy, so I want to persuade dad to give up smoking.
I thought hard all night and finally came up with three persuasion schemes. I think: these three schemes are not just three fingers holding snails against dad-are they sure?
The next day, I dug up the information I collected about the harm of smoking to human body. This is my plan A: Talking about the harm of smoking. I said, "Dad, I found that you are a bit like a dragon these two days." "Are you? That's good. I like dragons. " Dad said. I said, "No, I mean you smoke too much. You don't know, do you? Smoking a cigarette can reduce one hour's life. " "The dragon goes away, the tiger is in the wind, and the dragon has no prestige without smoke." I think my father didn't listen to my persuasion and was a little angry. He said, "Well, since you don't listen to me, you don't believe that a snoring and panting dragon has any prestige." "good! All right! All right! I listen to you, don't I just quit smoking? I will definitely do it. " I was very happy then.
The good days didn't last long. A week later, my father started smoking again, and my plan A also failed.
It seems that I have to work out my plan B: Dad's shortcomings. My father has no other shortcomings except one-meanness. Today, my father smoked again. I asked my father, "Dad, are you smoking again?" If you still smoke, I want you to promise me one condition. "What conditions?" "You have to promise me first. Now all the students in our class have dolls, but I don't. You have to buy me one. " "Is it not a doll? I will buy it for you. " "I'm not finished yet. If you still smoke, you have to buy me a doll of 100. If you don't smoke, you have to buy me a doll of 10. There is a difference of 0 in the middle, so be sure to think clearly! Dad said, "I'll think about it and tell you tomorrow." "
The next day, my father said, "I'll buy you 10." I said, "Don't go back on your word!" "ok." I kill two birds with one stone. First, I told my father to give up smoking. Second, I have a doll. I'm hot corn. Happy!
But God didn't help me. A month later, I found my father smoking outside again, which really made me sad!
I must use my must-kill stunt plan C: The harm of smoking to others. I know my father loves me the most. Dad smoked again today, so I pretended to cough. Dad asked, "What's the matter with you, daughter?" I said, "What can I do? I can't stand the smell of smoke? " Dad said inexplicably, "How does my smoking bother you?" "The problem can be big. You smoke, I cough when I smell smoke, and my lungs hurt and I feel uncomfortable. Because there are many toxic substances in the smoke. Scientists have said that smoking is equivalent to taking drugs. It's just that you're taking drugs. You come to pick me up. I am still a child. " Dad said firmly, "I didn't expect to hurt you again." In that case, I will never smoke again. " I am so happy after hearing this sentence.
Dad is a man of his word, and he hasn't smoked since then. I'm happier than getting a doll!
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