Funny words summarizing female nerves

1. Do you know why the English teacher in our class's son is so arrogant? Because some of our classes have a natural delivery and some have a caesarean section. He miscarried! If I don't fail the mid-term exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler! 3. I want stable grades to resist the cruelty of exams and have a home among piles of schoolmasters. 4. "Shixun! Listen to your brother's words and watch you dye your hair again. " "Well, I know, brother lu, I'll buy a wig next time! ! "5. Three feet of freezing is not a cold, and three layers of the lower abdomen are not a greed.

The whole school stopped water for two days, and the next day I found that there were not many girls in the class. Wang Ruoyi 7. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the flamboyant dead skinny people.

8. Do you think I will forgive you for slapping me and rubbing my face? I can't believe I forgave you. 9. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot! 10. I won't care about you because you lied to me seriously. 1 1. The difference between a friend and a best friend is that you will smile at each other and your best friend will know each other with a smile.

12. Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock. 13. When I am partial to my friends, don't tell me anything! I am deaf! 14. "Doctor, I seem to be nearsighted." "What is the main performance?" "Oh, I can't see the money when I open my wallet!" 15. I am neither a goddess nor a lovely girl, let alone a woman. I am just a simple woman! ! 16. "Teacher, what was the first bouquet of flowers your husband sent you?" "Yellow Rose" "Is that a chrysanthemum, teacher?" You're out of chrysanthemums 17. This is a wonderful life. You have food, drinks and a computer. 18. "How can you make your deskmate be dead set on meeting the teacher for you when playing mobile phone in class?" "Play the mobile phone at the same table!" 19. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine; "Boss, change the plane!" 20. You are a match made in heaven. Pretend one is Leng Yan and the other is shameless.

2 1. "What are the cruelest lyrics you have ever heard" and "Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall" 22. My signboard "Fat I will fight with you" was changed to "Fat you win." 23. Cough Whenever Squidward Tentacles likes Spongebob, I do my homework! ! 24. Some people say that I don't like the head teacher as long as I look down on the person I like.

25. People practice their abdominal muscles, but mine are laughed at. 26. There used to be a palace lock, the agarwood palace locks the heart jade, and now there is a palace lock, which is priceless. It is estimated that a palace will lock the door soon.

27. The scariest moment in the world is the head teacher standing by the window with a smile on his face! 28. A person always doesn't want to go to school for thirty days. 29. The toilet is dirty, but you are the dirtiest. 30. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

3 1. I am not only talented, but also fat at the waist. 32. Working people are the greatest! You can't just take three days off! No, they have no home! It will take seven days to commemorate him! ! Ji! Read! Him! 33. Like me, you can attack, suffer, be cute and be fierce, but Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy and unrestrained. A proud and charming girl deserves you. 34. Ready to sing: I hope you are not as good as me. You can't eat well, sleep well, and you are very old.

-People who are not nice to me. 35. Salary is like a period, once, it will be gone in a week or so. Psychologists have said that boys touch girls' hair 80% because they like this girl, and girls scratch boys' sleeves 80% because they like this boy. 37. pants are easy to pull eggs when they are big, and they are easy to squeeze eggs when they are small. Being a man is really tiring. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter. When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill. 39. "Why do many people like to show off or express their feelings or status on QQ signatures?" "Because he didn't add his parents to QQ!" 40. When I love you more and more, can you stop being more and more embarrassed? 4 1. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

42. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. 43. One day, Third Grandma told me in tears that she was in the fourth grade. 44. When I put the pistol in the shape of biubiubiu, you should say, "Ah, ah, if you love me, you should be shot." 45. "Teacher, what should I do if I make a mistake in the exam?" "You can make a mistake, but you don't score." Teacher, do you believe I hit you? 46. Yes, that's the expression. I don't like me and I can't get rid of you.