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How to write the humor of boating?

1, the sound of rowing, the sound of singing while rowing.

I light a lamp with a star to dispel the panic in the middle of the night for you. I paddle the crescent boat, open up a sweet dream for you, hand over the hard work of the day to the sunset, and wash away the unfinished baggage with a beautiful dream. May good dreams let you sleep peacefully and wake up blessed!

3, I would like to be a spring flower, fragrant for you; I would like to be a river in summer and take you boating and surfing. I would like to be a full moon in autumn, giving you brilliance and romance; I would like to be a fire in winter to help you keep warm. What I want to say is that I am willing to be your partner in spring, summer, autumn and winter until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

I see, you have long wanted to get rid of me, using my brother's temporary disorder as an excuse to get rid of me. I know all the stories you told while rowing are true.

Xiangjiang River can "boil" in summer because the enthusiasm of "Xia Ge" calls for the summer heat. People who relax and enjoy the cool often play, swim and row boats in Xiangjiang River, which is a lively scene.

6. At night, Dashahe River is more beautiful, neon lights are on, fountains spray all kinds of water, adults start dancing, water plants listen to songs and dance, and people row boats there. ...

7. Before going to South Lake, I heard that the scenery of South Lake is beautiful, just like a painting. After I went there, I found that it really deserved its reputation and the scenery was beautiful. Nanhu Park is particularly beautiful in four seasons, and I think summer is the most beautiful.