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Tell me about Xu Ziyang.

The first volume Riches and flowers bloom and the world of mortals Chapter I Rebirth Memories

The candlelight flashed, and there was an earth-shattering cry from a dilapidated tile house in the east of Luoyang.

"Eldest brother! How could you leave your brother alone! Mm-hmm. You just said you were going out for a drink last night, so you fell into waterinfo. Big Brother ... "A child of1/kloc-0 or 2 years old is covered with patches.

The sallow and emaciated boy lay beside the body, wrapped in flowered silk, crying.

"Don't cry, puppy. Is little Fu Gui still your brother? He enjoys the happiness first, and you block the disaster. Scold you and beat you at every turn. Is such a person worth your tears? " Standing by, the man with a strong blue cloth and scholarly atmosphere growled angrily.

"Yang Dage words can't say that. But for the kindness of the boss, the puppy would have starved to death. If the boss hadn't saved you from the second dog, there wouldn't be today's son Yang Dage. No matter how he treats us, he is our benefactor after all. As long as he is happy, what should he do if he hits me and scolds me? Better than now ... Loud noise ... He just left us ... Whoops ... "The puppy said, holding little Fu Gui's body and crying.

The boss he admired most left like this, and the "Fu Gui Gang" he finally established broke up like this. Who should the future be?

We should arrange for them to beg, reward him with wine and meat, and tell the legend of "stepping on seven stars" The more I think about it, the sadder it gets. Finally, I just hugged my body and cried.

"The puppy, you see clearly. He gave you food so that you could ask for more money. He saved me so that I could be his so-called bullshit strategist! He didn't treat us as brothers from beginning to end, but treated us as dogs, a dog that beat and scolded him! " Xu Ziyang frantically separated the puppy from little Fu Gui, dragged little Fu Gui to the ground and kicked him hard.

"Brother Yang, no, it's not what you think!" In desperation, the puppy jumped directly on Fu Gui Jr. and stopped Xu Ziyang's madness.

"Get out of the way! Let me kill this beast! Shoot this selfish and arrogant beast who insulted my ancestors! Get out of the way-!" Xu Ziyang is red-eyed, pulling little Fu Gui's puppy with all his strength and hugging him tightly.

His thin body kept shaking. He was afraid of Xu Ziyang, who was worse than animals, and knew that Fu Gui was not as good as he thought, but he could not forget the half bowl of rice when Fu Gui starved to death in the street: "Brother Yang ..."

"It's too noisy-!" A deep voice interrupted the words behind the puppy.

For an instant, the puppy and Xu Ziyang seemed to be cursed, their eyes flashed with different degrees of fear, their bodies were still stiff, and they couldn't spit out a word.

"You hold it too tight." The voice of a third party rang again.

The puppy looked down at the body that suddenly opened its eyes and spoke in confusion, let go in horror and backed away in panic. Surprise flashed in my eyes, tears flowed out again, and I rushed over directly: "Boss, you are back! Come back! Whether it is a person or a ghost, it finally came back-!"

"You-!" Xu Ziyang's eyes are full of horror, trembling, pointing to Xiao.

The resurrected Fu Gui was obviously not used to the feeling that the puppy put his ideas into action. His comforting hand froze in mid-air, and finally he could only spit it out with difficulty: "Yan Jun said that my life was not over, so I was resurrected. Can you let me go? "

"Yes, yes, yes." Laughing and crying, I let go and jumped up. Staring at Xiao in confusion, he got up and patted the ash on his body. Obviously his boss was standing in front of him, but he felt completely different and strange. Will his boss be so gentle? Not only does he talk without a handle, but he also loves cleanliness. Such a move should be unique to Brother Yang!

Exercise your body and don't feel sick. Looking at the stunned Xu Ziyang, an unpredictable smile flashed across his mouth, and he stepped forward to hold Xu Ziyang's frozen hand. The warm feeling spread from Xu Ziyang's cold hand to his whole body.

Move your lips, and a kind voice says, "I'm human! Ziyang is rich today, not in the past. "

Yes! He's not little Fu Gui. Although they have the same face, he is definitely not Xiao. Little Fu Gui never had such clear and wise eyes; There is no such crisp and gentle voice; There is no such cold and uninhibited temperament. That vicious and greedy little Fu Gui has been pushed into Luoshui by him and drowned. Open your arms, hold the person in front of you excitedly, with tears in your eyes and a smile.

Fu Gui Jr.' s eyes were cool and indifferent to these contradictory emotions, as if the world had nothing to do with him.

"Have you laughed enough?" Xiao couldn't help spitting it out for a long time.

Xu Ziyang was shocked again and didn't know what to say at the moment.

"Laugh enough and let go." The sound of condensation spilled from his mouth.

"Good ... good ..." Xu Ziyang immediately let go, the man's words seem to contain magic, irresistible.

"See you at the old place in Xicheng at noon tomorrow!" Sleeved up, turned around and let out a cry in a daze, and quickly stepped into the dark night curtain.

"Where is the boss going?" The puppy's voice is full of joy. If it was a painful experience before, he would never dare to ask, but today, in the face of Xiao, all his worries and fears were miraculously swept away.

"Back to the west of the city." Go back to the last sentence and move on.

Walking on Luoyang street, looking up at the bright moon in the sky, I can't help but sigh: This is the world?

He used to be a soul wandering in the underworld for thousands of years, a soul without memory. But he always feels that there is a very important thing waiting for him to do and a very important ghost waiting for him to find. So he wandered around Naihe Bridge, hoping that one day a ghost would appear on Naihe Bridge and call back his lost memory. But after thousands of years, nothing happened, and he was still the ghost with no memory and no goal.

Until I met the little ghost, at the moment when they met, his heart was pounding like lightning. When he saw the world in Fu Gui's memory, the idea of reincarnation jumped out of his mind. Then he came to this world through Yan Jun's hand, a place that made him feel familiar and unfamiliar.

Thousands of years of peace began to be broken. Faced with two completely different but equally strong feelings between Xu Ziyang and Xiaozi, he felt at a loss. Facing the fact that Xiao Fugui survived, he still didn't know what to do. Everything is so strange to him. ...

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I staggered down the street in Luoyang, and Fu Gui, who stayed up all night, kept appearing in my mind. When I woke up, I had a headache like a hangover.

The situation of resurrection. Fu Gui Jr. has been dead for a day and his body is stiff, but he came back to life last night. It's obviously Xiao, but it doesn't feel like it. ...

He got up early this morning and went to the West Market. Since we don't know whether it is or not, please ask. Looking at the old place-Wenxiang pub, standing more than ten feet away, he didn't know whether to move forward. No matter whose fault Xiao was two days ago, he pushed Xiao into the water after all. If we pursue this matter today, he will born to die.

Looking intently, I saw a thick blue cloth figure standing behind the street, clearly changing into a small costume. My feet were shaking, and I looked around for a hiding place.

I saw another man passing by in a carriage. The coachman shouted at Fu Gui, who was in the way and looked like a peasant, "Good dog, get out of my way!"

When Fu Gui Jr. heard it, his face was still very simple and honest, but his eyes were cold and detached, and his whole body exuded a respectable and convincing atmosphere.

"Sorry, brave man, please make way." The driver's tone can't help but slow down a bit.

He nodded to clear the way for Monkey. He just looked at those who couldn't lift their feet and waved his sleeves. clear voice said, "Zi Yang!"

Just like a child caught doing bad things on the spot, he was surprised and in a dilemma on the spot. Thinking about the driver's behavior just now, an idea flashed through my mind and I crustily skin of head.

"Sit down!" Pointing to the tea shed next to Wenxiang pub, I felt a strange smile on my lips.

"Not going to the pub?" As far as I can remember, Fu Gui Jr. couldn't live without wine for a moment.

"People who sleep in a ruined temple at night don't go to any pub." They offered to pour a cup of tea and handed it to Xu Ziyang.

"Who are you?" After taking the hot tea, my fingertips trembled slightly and my doubts deepened. I can't help but blurt it out.

"Little Fu Gui can only drink, can't he drink tea?" Gulp the tea in the cup and stare at Xu Ziyang with great interest.

"You're not him. Who are you? " She stood there in horror, and none of the cups were hit. Even if he lives in a ruined temple, he tries his best to be luxurious.

"I am me. Remember falling into the water two days ago? " Pat the other person on the shoulder, let him sit down, and then put a cup of warm tea into his hand. "Drink some tea to moisten your throat."

Studently took the tea, poured it into his mouth, and his hand holding the teacup kept shaking. Little Fu Gui carefully added another cup of tea and poured it into his mouth. After four or five drinks, he spoke with difficulty: "I ... I ..."

"Don't say anything. Everyone knows that I accidentally fell down and you saved me. " Add yourself a cup of tea and interrupt each other's intermittent pronunciation. "That day, didn't you say you were going to Beijing to catch the exam? precise

How is the preparation? "

"I am ready every year." Lower the head, some unwilling way.

"It's a pity that someone stops it every year." Smiling at the annoyed Xu Ziyang.

"No one can stop me this year, even if I beg, I will go to Beijing!" Hard clap table, fierce stare at shaw.

Abundance

Abnormal behaviors and excited voices attracted people's attention in the past. Little let out a long laugh: "begging for Beijing ... hehe ... thanks to your imagination!" Even if you are lucky enough to be admitted to Beijing, you don't have the strength to take it! Begging ... Hehe ... Only you ... can you bow your head? "

Xu Ziyang remained silent and flushed. Fu Gui Jr. was right. He thinks he is a flexible person, but he still can't pull his face down when he is asked to bow his head and beg.

"But I will support you." Evil smiled. "There are still half a year. You help me in this half a year, and I will help you tomorrow."

"You are not him!" In order to keep him as a strategist, George W. Fu Gui has tried every means to prevent him from entering Beijing to take the exam in recent years. How can he be kind enough to fund him?

"Then who am I?" Raise your eyebrows and ask a question, but immediately let the other person feel at a loss and don't know how to deal with it.

Got up and patted each other on the shoulder, turned around and asked Xiao Er to mix tea. Let Xu Ziyang struggle in contradiction and smell the sweetness in the cup.

Taste tea and taste everything strange and familiar around you.

After a while, Xu Ziyang looked up with panic in his eyes, pointed to Fu Gui Jr. and smiled: "You are Fu Gui Jr., but you are not Fu Gui Jr.. Fu Gui today is not Fu Gui in the past! "

"Today is better, or in the past?" Smile at each other.

"Good day!" A cold face of hearty laughter.

"That's all!" Hands spread out, and a sly flash appeared on the honest face.

"How can I help you?" Doubts disappear, and my mood is not cheerful.

"It's almost noon. Let's go to the noodle stand in front and treat you to noodles. " Get up, look up at the blue sky and answer irrelevant questions.

With that, Xiao turned and left. Xu Ziyang stupefied to stay where he was, his face constantly changing, angry for a while, and finally stamped his foot to catch up.

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When Xu Ziyang came to the noodle stand, there were three bowls of Yangchun noodles on the table. Small handed a pair of chopsticks.

He, uh, motioned him to sit down.

"Did you eat two bowls? ..... "Curiously looking at the desktop.

Before he could spit out the words behind him, a cheerful voice rushed in: "Boss, Brother Yang!" " "

"Eat!" Pass the chopsticks to the new puppy, turn around and look at Xu Ziyang. He froze again, just smiling and eating.

Chopsticks froze in the air, and the puppy actually wore a slovenly dress today, and his dirty face was spotless. What is little Fu Gui thinking?

"Son Yang Dage! If you don't eat puppies, eat puppies. " The handsome face turned into Xu Ziyang, and the naughty language was full of unprecedented happiness.

Look at the smiling puppy, and then look at little Fu Gui who eats gracefully. As long as everyone is happier today than in the past, what if Fu Gui today is no longer Fu Gui in the past?

Feeling better, chopsticks patted the puppy's head: "Nice try!" " "

Then take the noodles on the table and enjoy them happily.

"Are you full?" The first one eats noodles, and the last one eats noodles. Now small is elegant, not wolfing down.

"Full!" The puppy touched his bloated belly and smiled happily. This is the most complete meal he has ever eaten. Xu Ziyang just nodded slightly. For the first time in years, he ate with such dignity.

"All right. Get down to business. " Put the bowl aside and drop the first bomb. "I want to change my name."

"no! Boss, Xiao Fugui is really a good name. A lifetime of prosperity is just right for you to step on the seven stars. " The puppy waved and shouted.

"Don't mention the seven stars again. Some things are the most taboo. " In the face of Fu Gui, who used to be a bully, he didn't want to tell him that today's court is corrupt and stepping on seven stars casually may lead to the crime of decapitation. But now he wants to protect the reborn baby.

"Why? Boss used to say that it is the emperor's life to step on seven stars! How worthy of showing off! " The puppy looked at the little one doubtfully.

"But the boss is reborn, isn't it? Guanyin Bodhisattva told me that if I want to save my life, I can't spread the news about stepping on the seven stars. Besides, I don't want to be an emperor. " Knock on the bowl and giggle at Doby puppy.

"Yes! The boss wouldn't have come back if the holy water of Guanyin Bodhisattva hadn't saved him. Brother Yang, one day we will accompany the boss to Kannonji to recover, and we have to thank Guanyin Bodhisattva. " The puppy looked at Xu Ziyang seriously.

Xu Ziyang embarrassed looking at Fu Gui, who gherardini. Those creepy words are obviously deceiving the children. Only a naive and clever puppy will believe it.

"Well, the puppy! Get down to business. " Remove Xu Ziyang's embarrassment.

"What name does the boss want to change?" Despite constant doubts, he always believed that the boss's words were the truth.

"Xiao recalled. From this moment on, there is no more Xiao, only Xiao's memories. "Pursuing lost memories with a smile is his only purpose in this world.

Last night, he thought a lot. He doesn't know how to accept the little greedy life, and he doesn't know how to retrieve the memory he has lost for thousands of years.

In the end, the only thing that flashed through my mind was the word "Suiyuan" once said by the Bodhisattva Dizang. If it is God's will to let him take the place of Fu Gui Jr., then he really has what he is looking for, and sooner or later he will know. He just started his life at will. ...

"Xiao-Zhui-Yi-Why is the new name of Big Brother as elegant as that of Big Brother Yang?" Scratching your head, vomiting.

"To do great things, of course, you need an elegant name." Xiao, no-it should be Xiao's memory and bad smile.

"That's right!" The puppy nodded stupidly, feeling a little sour. His puppy is not a person who does great things, so his name can only be like this.

"Puppy, you have to change your name, too." Pull each other's drooping faces.

"Me too!" There was obvious excitement in the tone, and the fading color disappeared without a trace.

"Because from tomorrow, you have to take time to learn those elegant things from Ziyang." Looking at the puppy's excited expression, his heart was full of satisfaction.

"Really? Brother Ziyang, will you accept me as an apprentice? " The puppy jumped up and grabbed Xu Ziyang's sleeve.

"Didn't you learn some words from me before?" Infected with the excitement of the puppy, Xu Ziyang couldn't help reaching out and touching its head.

"Then what's my name?" Eyes as bright as stars, looking longingly at Xiao reminiscing about the past.

After waiting for a while, I was infected with the puppy's simple happiness: "How about having the same surname as me?" I hope you can be as happy and carefree as you are now. "

"Ha ha-!" The little dog smiled foolishly and was so happy that he didn't know what to say

"The meaning is good, but the name is not good." Looking at the dog's stiff smile, he murmured, "Xiao!

Pragmatic trade (labor exchange) low explosive (labor exchange) ... kindly call him ... just-have fun. Like a eunuch. Just call it Xiao Xu!

Xu Zhi refers to the rising sun, which is soft and warm, and has infinite potential ... "

"This is a good name." Yi Yin nodded slightly and turned to Xiao Xu. "Don't kowtow to the master yet."

Reflect quickly, immediately knelt down, facing three XiangTou again, and then turned to Xiao to recall three XiangTou.

He said with tears in his eyes, "You are so kind to me!"

"We are brothers!" Look some helpless to help Xiao Xu kneeling on the ground.

"Brother!" Staring at Xiao's memories, tears piled up in his eyes.

"It's good to be a boss now!" Holding the memories of Xiao, I cried with excitement.

Look at the two people in front of you in a panic. Is this human emotion? In a word, they can be moved.

Have to cry, live and die together.

At the moment, he still finds it hard to accept. He can understand their thoughts, but he can't respond in the same way. There is a little warmth in my heart, but I can't jump wildly. Only look at them silently and accept this strong emotion.

"Well, there are other things to discuss." Blink to avoid their eyes, it's hard to change the subject,

"I don't think Xiaoxu can be a beggar all his life, and I can't sleep in a ruined temple all my life. We want to make money, we can't let it succeed ... the rich help ... stay here and beg forever. "

"Eldest brother begging, isn't it very good? If you can't afford it, you can have money! " Xiao Xu, either way.

"But begging has no dignity, and you can basically eat in times of peace and prosperity. What should you do in case of war? There is hardly any left. What should I do if I get sick? " Before Xiao could explain, he shook his head and answered.

Xiao Xu dug his head and looked embarrassed. At that time, he didn't know what to say.

"Don't think about it, will you still lose money with the boss and son Yang Dage?" Xiao recalled that his fingertips trembled slightly and he wanted to pat each other on the shoulder, but at the same time he was hindered by the weak emotions developed in hell.

"He will get used to it. Memories ... tell me about your plan first! " I thought it would be difficult for me to get used to each other's new names, but once I export them, I feel particularly cordial.

"I want to have a business without money. However, Jin Yuanbao has eaten all the beggars' gangs in Heather recently, and our next target should be us. So the plan may be postponed temporarily. "Although he doesn't have his own memory, he really can't accept sleeping in a ruined temple all his life. In the end, he can only sort out Fu Gui's memories and figure out his own way out.

"According to the appearance of the gold ingot, I still can't think of a plan to unify Luoyang Gai. I am afraid there are experts behind this. " Xu Ziyang told me frankly.

"Yes, yes! I heard that he has a military adviser ... what's his name? " Xiao Xu grinned.

"Ziyang, you know everything. Why didn't you say anything before?" Xiao evoked a mysterious smile and looked at the flying.

"I ..." Blood gas suddenly rushed into the face, lips peristalsis, hands and feet at a loss.

Xiao recalled and smiled, and his face was full of evil spirits contrary to simplicity, which was very appropriate: "Let bygones be bygones, focus on the future. Xiaoxu, tell Ziyang what you did today. "

"ok." Naive smile, unaware of the abnormal atmosphere between the two people, began to describe dancing,

"First of all, the boss bought me a new suit. Do you see it? That's it! This is the best dress I have ever worn! Then the boss took me behind the west market and wrote a sign. The boss said, the words above are-lead the way! The price is up to you. ..... By the way, boss, when will you write it? "

"The boss will be worse than you think, can you know all this? Go on! " Get to know Xu Ziyang before, and then pat Xiao Xu on the head.

Pouting, not daring to have the slightest dissatisfaction, he continued: "Then, there are really many carriages looking for me to lead the way. They completely ignored those ... hey ... we want the money outside the city gate. As long as I lead the way! Look! This is money, and I earned thirty dollars in half a day! "

He gestured proudly and handed the money to Xiao as a souvenir.

After receiving the money, he stared at Xu Ziyang: "You need money to go to Beijing, and we also need money to move out of the ruined temple. What do you think of this business? "

"It can solve the urgent need, but it can't last long." Whispered, turned and smiled, "that's enough."

"In the evening, I went to your place, and Xiaoxu followed! Let's plan together ... "Laugh, don't know why I need to do this, but subconsciously tell me that I need to do this at the moment.

"What can I do?" Xiao Xu was puzzled by the conversation between them and spit it out in some distress.

"Look, listen, learn ..." Laughed, Xiao recalled, as if there was a magical power to open people's hearts. He seems to foresee that the other side will dominate the business world soon, and he will also fulfill his dream of becoming prime minister with both hands.

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