Classic sentences about funny moods

I am not in the arena, but there is my legend in the arena. What are some good sentences about funny sentences that can be excerpted? Next, I have compiled some good funny sentences for you. You are welcome to read them!

Good funny sentences

Current underground parking lot It is designed like a maze, and every time you have to look for it for a long time before you realize that you don’t have a car.

The girl who really has a low smile point is that if you smile at her for a few seconds, she will start to giggle at you.

I am not a simple, frugal, and able person, I just have no money!

I sleep in class and look crazy at handsome guys after class. Girls chat and gossip, let the day pass quickly.

I went out to eat beef hot pot with a foodie. This guy said that beef tendon was the most delicious, and then he gave me a big piece of beef. As a result, I was still chewing on the piece of beef tendon until I paid the bill.

I hope some friends will understand that the saying "you won't become fat after one bite" is to advise everyone not to rush for success in doing things, rather than a consolation that you won't get fat after eating a few more bites.

When I broke up with my ex, it was fine during the day, but at night I couldn't control my inner feelings, and I laughed secretly under the quilt.

There is no difficulty that I cannot overcome.

I really envy you ugly people. When you are heartbroken, you can at least say "Who made me ugly" to comfort yourself.

Don’t think that the sun always comes after the storm, there may be big monsters behind it.

I didn’t even know the name and face of my new classmate, but someone else was already dating him.

I stretched out my hand and you wouldn’t follow me, so I stretched out my foot to trip you up, and you really chased me.

Sleepy in spring, tired in summer, tired in autumn, hibernating, the four seasons are like a dream.

Based on your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

I finally understand why my feet are always cold. Because my legs are long and have insufficient blood supply, they are commonly known as cold.

There are always a few friends who are gentle and polite when they first met, but after a few days they become mentally ill from who knows which hospital.

Funny sentences

Why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married, there will be no good days!

Sorry, Mr. ***The toilets are not gender specific for you.

You must go on a good walk with her, and I will take the car.

Don’t envy us for not having homework during the holidays. Do you know how tiring it is to play for a day?

Don’t use honey traps on me in the future, otherwise I will fall into your trap.

I look forward to the end of class when I go to class, and look forward to vacation when I go to school. I have always been very persistent in my goals.

On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you.

Looking at the angrily way you tear up the express package with your hands, you don’t look like a weak woman who can’t even unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle.

Don’t always make excuses for yourself! If you have constipation, blame the lack of gravity!

Everyone who says “good night” and goes to bed often still gets constipation half an hour later. Se.

I am bleeding in the English translation, but you are in the dark in the mathematical equations.

I wish you all have a love that everyone envies, and I wish I had money.

To those parents and teachers who always suspect that I have a partner, I just want to say this: You overestimate me.

Funny sentences

When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

Don’t keep saving money when you are at your most beautiful age, otherwise you will not only be poor, but also ugly.

Remember, dear, those who are good-looking are called coquettish, and those who are ugly are called coquettish!

If you think you are poor and ugly, please don’t be sad. At least your judgment is still correct.

Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

A boy who is only good to one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is good to all girls is called a hot dog.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is just a gecko.

When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

The most contradictory thing is that I live the life of Zhu Bajie, but I want the figure of Sun Wukong.

Every time someone is mean to me, I feel that there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper and be speechless in front of such a cute me.

I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway.

You said I was poor, but I laughed, lit a cigarette, and sat at the door all night to find out who leaked the news.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most radical one is to borrow money.

Funny sentences

What is your lung capacity, how can you boast so much?

You know that urban routines are deep, but you don’t know that rural roads are slippery and people’s hearts are more complicated.

Thank you to those who have knocked me down, it is really comfortable to lie down.

When I was a child, I drew a picture of 100 yuan to buy a car. The boss said that my money was fake, nonsense, of course it was fake, and your car was not real either.

Ever since I met your sister, I have decided that you are my brother.

Chatting with the people I like is like talking to God, you say it, they never respond.

I like you if you are clear and don’t tell secret words.

Ever since I picked up the pen that fell on the ground in the first grade of junior high school, I have never understood mathematics again.

There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and I can't stop even if there is a road.

I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.

You always stop and go on the road of love. Are you not in good shape?

They are used to criticizing you behind your back, because they do not have the capital to confront you face to face. You are a winner, don’t be afraid.

The cashier said: I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

Being narcissistic is not a sin. If you are obsessed with me, please wait in line.

Funny and good sentences

The reason why I am so carefree now is because I was more attentive than anyone else back then.

If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Seng as my husband. If I want to be pampered, I will dote on him. If I don’t want to play with him, I will eat him up.

Elegance is not faked, only grandson is faked.

When I feel sad, I open my wallet, but there is nothing in it. Balanced, at least I still have a wallet, but there is nothing in the wallet.

If you can avoid dealing with it by running away, please give me a pair of skates to help me run faster.

Let others smell your farts!

I raised a fish and it died. I don’t want to bury it, I want to cremate it. Who knows, the more it is roasted, the more fragrant it becomes, and then I I bought a bottle of beer!

I am a woman from all over the world, and I came to the mortal world just to survive one tribulation in this life: poverty.

I hope everyone will follow the stars sensibly and don’t break your body because of me, otherwise I will feel guilty.

It is said that marriage is the tomb of love, but if you don’t have a house, you can’t even enter the tomb.

For a foodie, the most terrifying dream is hunger.

A cold-browed person is ashamed of an adulterer, and a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.