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Talking about the typhoon coming

1. The typhoon is coming, I am relieved ~ the honeysuckle cup is really easy to use, good reviews ~

2 , it’s still raining so late, and the rhythm of not being able to sleep has begun. From the first day of getting wet, to getting angry later, and now the typhoon is coming, I suddenly feel that I have experienced a lot in a week, and by the way, there are these You guys have worked hard this week.

3. This color is so intellectual. It’s so cool when the typhoon comes!

4. The typhoon is coming. Those who have husbands hug their husbands, those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends, those who have lovers hug their lovers, and those who have nothing else hug the telephone poles. Hold tight and don’t let the typhoon blow you away. La, if the tonnage is enough, please go against the storm and let the storm come more violently. Anyway, there are so many singles, and one less one is the same.

5. My brother and I bought dry food for typhoon prevention, but the typhoon left after a long time.

6. The typhoon came and went, the screen of my mobile phone fell and cracked, the bear sign on the keychain fell off, and my heart was shaken by the sound of rain falling rapidly outside the window.

7. I still like you very much, just like when the typhoon comes, we are all hiding in the house

8. Typhoon Nida is coming, I hope our friends in the south can go out safely and stay stranded Airport tourists go home early. This troubled summer seems to bring constant trouble every day. Huang Mi prays for good weather and world peace.

9. When the typhoon comes, I can’t go out, but I still have a lot of inventory that I haven’t been able to digest. Just this one, one noon and half a night. Detective novels are like movies. If you can’t see the ending, you won’t feel at ease.

10. The typhoon is coming. There is no blue sky, but the temperature is instantly cool, and the birds are singing especially happily!

11. The typhoon is coming, I have to protect my tractor.

12. The typhoon is coming. So excited! I have prepared my luggage, let’s go on a trip!

13. If it rains during the day, take Qiuqiu out to poop at night. If you don’t go out, you will choke. Then I was optimistic that the weather forecast would rain at 11 o'clock, but the typhoon had just come. It was raining, so I ran away with the little balls in my arms. Garbage was flying everywhere. A big board came over and hit my husband's heel. Then I stepped on it. The skin on my legs and hands was broken in large areas, but fortunately I held the little ball on my body and didn't fall off. The typhoon was so terrible, like a devil racing against you, dragging you hard.

14. Some people say that this is an era when pigs can fly when a typhoon comes. However, I don't want to be a pig, because when the wind stops, I fall to death. I don’t expect to be the wind either. I hope I am an all-weather tree that can stay here.

15. They say a typhoon is coming, but it forgot the login password, so it’s calm now

16. A typhoon is coming, and it’s not so hot here. This is the power of nature. magic. I also did a magical thing by the way. This is the artificial tornado I made.

17. To be honest, even if the typhoon comes and the weather is better than before, it will still be hot with your hair down!

18. The radio said: Relationships are actually very simple. If I didn't complain when you were busy at work, and you didn't leave when I pretended to be indifferent, we could go on. The best typhoon of the year has come and gone. Are you in a good mood?

19. It was clear that a typhoon was coming, but it didn’t rain. Instead, the weather was more suitable for running. The heart rate and rhythm are pretty good. There are quite a few beauties running haha. The biggest gain is taking the family to enjoy the joy of exercise and changing the family's routine and health ~ I hope that after a period of time, the family can have a healthier living state ~ Keepmoving! Finally, reward yourself with a plate of iced longan~

20. I slept too deeply last night and didn’t really feel the typhoon coming. It is said that it is not advisable to go out. The typhoon is a natural disaster. I would rather not come and still go to work as usual~ But I found that the biggest impact was on my circle of friends. It felt so good to come back to badminton every Tuesday and sweat profusely, but when I got home and got hungry, I ate a lot of meat. This felt like making the meat grow horizontally!

21. The typhoon is coming, the bath has been washed and the luggage has been packed. credit card. I also took it with me and stood on the balcony waiting for the typhoon. Come on a casual trip and go wherever the wind blows.

Please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, I will not leave.

Twenty-two, three feet of ice does not freeze in one day. Time, can you be gentler to me and remove those disguises. The girl is too naive, unsophisticated, and does not want accidents to happen. The typhoon is coming tonight, which makes my heart feel cold. Time, if repetition is a mistake, why circle it on the clock? The girl's heart is hazy tonight. Just like the sky outside the window, it is raining heavily. Stupid girl, stupid girl, wake up soon.

23. Typhoon Nida is coming, and Guangzhou issued a red typhoon warning. However, labor and management did not feel the presence of the typhoon today. If only Guangzhou could experience the power of Typhoon Rainbow in Zhanjiang during the National Day last year, That would be great, after all, labor and management had already enjoyed the snowflakes in Guangzhou at the beginning of the year. Do you think labor and management are so perverted?

24. The typhoon is coming. Those who keep saying that they are afraid of being blown away by the typhoon, ask yourself, can a typhoon of your weight lift you up? ! If you were a typhoon, would you still be able to laugh? !

26. When the typhoon comes, allotments should be allocated to the railway bureaus. The Southern Power Grid and the Northern Power Grid are equipped with all-weather drones to patrol the lines. Human power alone can no longer fully grasp the situation of the lines in various places and is lagging behind. During wartime, local quick reaction forces can be formed to deal with enemy special forces. There are over a million bridges, tunnels, culverts and roads across the country. Drone patrols can make a big difference. It has greater firepower and greater effect on the border.

Twenty-seven. The typhoon is coming, and work has been suspended for a day. Last night, I thought the typhoon was coming, so I was ready and waiting. One night passed, and in the morning it was just moderate rain and gusty winds. It turned out that the typhoon and Dongguan had a side effect and went to Zhongshan. Fortunately, I had a rotten life, played cards, slept, and went down to eat pork chop buns. End~

Twenty-eight. Listening to the rain outside the window and hitting the glass, I suddenly felt a little melancholy. The typhoon is coming. How are you, troops? I remember you said you didn’t like this weather. I don’t like nights. It makes you feel lonely. You should be very happy now in the army, so there are so many brothers playing around and having fun.

Thirty, it will not be affected even if the typhoon comes. So cute!

Thirty-one, a day with mixed feelings. There was a man from the United Arab Emirates who was very happy. He paid for the sample and the trial order very quickly. After paying, he only asked once when the product would be shipped. But for such a happy person, I sent Fedex to him and stayed in Korea for a week. I waited until the typhoon came before returning to Guangzhou. Why are there always various problems?

Thirty-two. I woke up from the cold in the middle of the night and found that the room temperature was 18 and the maximum wind speed was blowing hard against my bed. I felt like a typhoon was coming.

Thirty-three, the typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, don't be polite, I must accept it!

Thirty-four. I dare not speak too much or think too much. Every thought makes my nose feel sore. The typhoon came, and it started raining outside the window, falling along the tiles and into the water tank on the stone bricks. Bang, ding, ding. The warm night wind and humid air were illuminated by the lanterns on the corridor. At this time in the past, was she looking out the window like I am now? What was she thinking? What was the past like? Now I really look like a fool who stretches out his hand into the air.

Thirty-five. A new month has begun. The typhoon is coming and it is said to be very fierce. Then there are all kinds of stops, including work, classes, and transportation. It is a quiet day at home and I don’t see a shadow of the typhoon. Whatever. It rained sooner or later, but this should be a good thing, it just hindered my review. This month's plan is to spend an hour in the morning and evening to start memorizing. If you can't memorize, study. Listen to the new round of courses. Don't listen to one course every few days, and do real questions. Classify one set or more. Break up and review each lesson.

Thirty-six, a stormy night in Guangzhou! In the morning, it was said that the typhoon was coming, but the typhoon did not come, and the storm came! Oh my god, I was so scared that I didn’t dare to sleep at night.

Thirty-seven. The typhoon is coming. It seems to be very serious in Shenzhen. I want to pay attention to it. After thinking about it, I still don’t want it. It’s still messy after cutting and sorting it out. Why is love so hurtful?

Thirty-eight, the typhoon came and it rained all night. Just as a friend in the group mentioned the song "It rained all night", I immediately remembered the melody and sang this song silently in my heart. I rank it quite high in my heart, especially the Chinese-style line about you holding a small paper umbrella and sighing that marriage is too tactful ~ A humorous talk about the coming typhoon

1. Even if the storm comes, we still We have to fight hard to fly because we have not yet completed the ideal flight.

2. Typhoon Nida is coming. I hope our friends in the south can travel safely and that tourists stranded at the airport can go home as soon as possible. This troubled summer seems to bring constant trouble every day. Huang Mi prays for good weather and world peace.

3. When you arrive in Wanyuan, you don’t have a car. It’s snowing heavily and there’s a strong wind. So you ask your colleagues at work if they have a car to go back to, but they don’t want to talk to you at all. Humanity is cold and warm. After all, you don’t belong in this place. It’s better to hurry up. It's okay to go home. This will make you more determined to pass the exam.

4. It was clear that a typhoon was coming, but it didn’t rain. Instead, the weather became more suitable for running. The heart rate and rhythm are pretty good. There are quite a few beauties running haha. The biggest gain is to take the family to enjoy the joy of exercise and change the family's routine and health ~ I hope that after a period of time, the family can have a healthier living state ~ Keepmoving! Finally, reward yourself with a plate of ice-cold longan~

5. You are not alone when you are alone. You are only lonely when you want to be alone. Companionship and understanding are more important than love. Let your heart become an ocean, and only when you know how to tolerate can you be at ease. After experiencing it, you will understand that true love is not about eachother and romance, but between me and you. There are no big storms, only ordinary dependence. After experiencing it, you will understand that the one you love most is always you.

6. After the earthquake, the storm comes. It’s rare to have a vacation. I’ve had enough fun. Maybe some unexpected good or bad things will happen sometimes, but most of the time, I live a life that’s neither good nor bad. There’s not a lot of everything, but It's enough to survive, there will be wind and rain along the way, and there will also be rainbows. Another day of leisure in the busy life.

7. In the strong wind, the car overturned and my face was bruised, but my father still dragged my mother here. Their purpose was just not to break the promise to their daughters. These are the biological parents! While feeling distressed, it also made me ask myself, what can we do to repay our parents?

8. There is a typhoon. I can't sleep. I'm so tired and I really want someone to talk to now. When will you come back and sleep with me again?

9. Work overtime, holiday, and overtime. I’m so hungry. The wind is crazy. The forecast didn’t say strong winds. Get out of here.

10. I don’t like the dark nights. I don’t like the sound of leaves blowing in the wind. I don’t like every lightning and thunder blowing windy night because I will be afraid. But what am I afraid of? I don’t know either, I just want someone to be with me, very close.

11. Some people say that this is an era when pigs can fly when a typhoon comes. However, I don’t want to be a pig, because when the wind stops, I will fall to death. I don’t expect to be the wind either. I hope I am an all-weather tree that can stay here.

12. If it rains, it rains. Don't let the wind blow. If the wind blows, let it blow. Don't let it rain heavily. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, not torrential rain. If it rains heavily, let it rain heavily, but not with strong winds. It's okay now. Are your pants, shoes, and socks wet?

13. There was lightning and thunder and a typhoon at home in the afternoon. Fortunately, you left early in the morning. When you were there, we were chatting, laughing and quarreling. Why did the time become so long after you left? Afternoon I felt so empty that I made 5 harassing phone calls to others

14. I blew the breeze, drank strong wine, and loved you, but then there were not many memories left, and the strong wind swept us to the north and south. thing.

15. I haven’t run since I fell on my toe while standing on my head. It won’t really take a month to get better. I want to run! running! running! I want to swim! swim! swim! I want to climb mountains! climb mountains! climb mountains! ps: I hate windy nights.

16. It will not be affected even if the typhoon comes. So cute!

17. Can you tell me how you feel when you are in a typhoon area? I can’t feel it without a typhoon. More sense of security, more curiosity

18. There is a typhoon. Every summer is different, but there is no exception. Today is also a coincidence. Listen, the rain outside has just stopped.

19. The typhoon is coming. Ding, an employee of a company in Fujian, came to the company and said loudly: I saw someone playing QQ Speed ??on the road. Employee A said: He must have been stupid for playing car racing during a typhoon! Employee B said: Playing games on the road, he has never played a game in his life! Employee D said: Really, a QQ car was blown into the sky by the typhoon I went, and everyone on the road saw it

20. No matter day or night, I can’t help but love you; no matter how bad the wind and rain, I will accompany you every day; no matter how many grievances, I say I’m sorry. Why should I lose you!

21. This color is so intellectual. It’s so cool when the typhoon comes!

Twenty-two, three feet of ice does not freeze in one day. Time, can you be gentler to me and remove those disguises. The girl is too naive, unsophisticated, and does not want accidents to happen. The typhoon is coming tonight, which makes my heart feel cold. Time, if repetition is a mistake, why circle it on the clock? The girl's heart is hazy tonight. Just like the sky outside the window, it is raining heavily. Stupid girl, stupid girl, wake up early.

Twenty-three. After changing clothes and packing luggage, we stood on the rooftop, waiting for the typhoon to come, and took a trip on the go

Twenty-four , You have to believe that I am strong enough to face the separation and turbulence of this world alone. There is no shelter. No matter how strong the rain is, no matter how wild the wind is, I have to block it myself.

25. When you wake up, the sky becomes very blue. , sunshine, flowers, pigeons, hovering above your heads, you line up in dense queues, waiting for special missions, waiting for the coming of the big storm.

26. Typhoon Nida is coming, and Guangzhou has issued a red typhoon warning. However, labor and management did not feel the presence of the typhoon today. If only Guangzhou could experience the power of Typhoon Rainbow in Zhanjiang during the National Day last year, That would be great, after all, labor and management had already enjoyed the snowflakes in Guangzhou at the beginning of the year. Do you think labor and management are so perverted? Typhoon WeChat talks about how cool it is when a typhoon comes

1. The greatest pain in life is after experiencing a huge storm, not only not seeing the rainbow but also catching a cold#

2 , Before checking the dormitory, there was a strong wind; after checking the dormitory, there were snowflakes. I have been hungry all night and insisted on not eating. The young master invited me to have hot pot. It was originally scheduled for the afternoon, but I was forced to squeeze it in at noon. After finishing the hot pot, I went into the classroom to check the answers to mobile phone control, knives, and the students' appearance. I held a class teacher meeting in the evening. These tasks were one of the tasks assigned by the leader. I was secretly happy. It seemed like it was the first time that I had done it in advance before the leader arranged the work. Work.

3. The typhoon is coming. It seems to be very serious in Shenzhen. I want to pay attention to it. After thinking about it, I still don’t want it. I keep cutting and sorting it out and it’s still messy. Why is love so hurtful?

4. I woke up from the cold in the middle of the night and found that the room temperature was 18 and the maximum wind speed was blowing hard against my bed. I felt like a typhoon was coming.

5. Be reasonable. Even if the typhoon comes and the weather is better than before, it will still be hot with your hair down!

6. I suddenly want to miss someone. He taught me to love and made me realize what love is. At that time, we lived our lives every day and thought about another person. We all said that we should become better people for each other and never separate no matter how difficult it is. At that time, I thought that this kind of love would last forever, and that I could endure hardships with him and weather the storms together. But then we separated, he started a new life and had a new girlfriend, and I was stuck in my own emotional whirlpool. I complained that he gave up on our relationship and that he didn't stay with me all the time. I deleted all the things that were related to us. I felt like I couldn’t forget him. I feel like I will never like anyone else again. After a long time, I suddenly discovered that the person who made me cry for a long time was no longer so unforgettable. Looking through the old photos and chat history, thank you for being so good to me and letting me experience love and being loved.

7. There was a typhoon, and when I saw the students’ pictures, the trees fell to the ground. Fortunately, I was not at school.

8. I still like you very much, just like the typhoon. , we are all hiding in the house

9. The typhoon is coming, please close the doors and windows. If I am blown to your house, don't be polite, I must accept it!

10. To be honest, even if the typhoon comes and the weather is better than before, it will still be hot with your hair down!

11. It’s still raining so late at night, and the rhythm of not being able to sleep has begun. From the first day when I couldn’t get used to the weather, to the later getting angry, and now the typhoon is coming, I instantly feel like it’s been a week I’ve been through a lot, and by the way, these guys, you’ve all worked hard this week.

12. I woke up from the cold in the middle of the night and found that the room temperature was 18 and the maximum wind speed was blowing hard against my bed. I felt like a typhoon was coming.

13. Strong winds started to blow yesterday afternoon, blowing away the haze. The sky was extremely clear, but of course it was also very cold. Yesterday, despite the cold wind, I took my son to his first Go class. The parents also followed the literacy course, which was so brain-burning that my young master was actually very interested. I went home today, completed the homework assigned by the teacher, and played two games with my mother.

14. Please hold on to me in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it... That's just the way it is.

10 On the 5th and 20th, I didn’t sleep well all night. I packed up and went out in the morning. It was windy and cold. I went to the office to start writing a manuscript. I went out after nine o’clock. I originally thought I could meet my second brother, but it turned out that I was a step too late. He called and said he had left, bought something to eat and headed back.

16. I still like you very much, just like when a typhoon comes, we all hide in the house

17. My brother and I bought dry food for typhoon prevention, but the typhoon came He left after a long time.

18. The typhoon came and went, the screen of my mobile phone fell and cracked, the bear sign on the keychain fell off, and my heart was shaken by the sound of rain falling rapidly outside the window.

19. The typhoon is coming. It’s a relief~ The honeysuckle cup is really useful and has good reviews~

20. The typhoon is coming. If you have a husband, hug your husband. Those who have boyfriends hug their boyfriends, those who have lovers hug their lovers, those who have nothing else hug the telephone poles, hold them tightly and don’t let the typhoon blow them away. If the tonnage is enough, please go against the storm and let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I am single. There are so many dogs, and one less one is nothing.

21. Some people always complain that life is too plain and boring. In fact, real life is like a small boat that cannot withstand big winds and waves. I would rather wander carefree in this calm sea.

Twenty-two, the typhoon is coming. There is no blue sky, but the temperature is instantly cool, and the birds are singing very happily!

23. I want to share the same boat with you, and we will still be passionate about each other through the wind and rain, and we will be the right coffin mates.

Twenty-four, you can hear the sound of rain. Suddenly, I missed those nights when there was thunder and strong winds when I was a child. I would not dare to sleep with my hands covered with quilts. My mother would sleep with me every time. It feels so warm. Sometimes I feel like I have nothing, and sometimes I feel like I have the whole world. Happiness is always relative, contentment and joy.

Twenty-five. These days, the people who borrow money are all uncles, and the people who collect debts have become grandsons! ! ! After delaying and delaying for various reasons, as a creditor, I have to find ways to persuade people to pay back the money. I am confused. You have a high salary and a rich family, why are you still short of money? We, a young couple, are ordinary workers at the lowest level. We work hard and save money to save money for our family. Do you really think that this money came from the strong wind? ! ! ! It’s the end of the year and I’ve spent all my money, so why don’t you borrow it? Seeing as you were my husband's classmate, we borrowed it, but you returned it as agreed! ! ! It would be really shameless if you don’t pay it back! ! ! !

26. This color is so intellectual. It’s so cool when the typhoon comes! Tell me about your personality and mood when the typhoon comes. I still like you very much, just like when the typhoon comes, we all hide in the house

1. The typhoon comes and goes, mobile phone The screen fell and cracked, the bear tag on the keychain fell off, and my heart was shaken by the sound of rain falling rapidly outside the window.

2. I still like you very much, just like when a typhoon comes, we all hide in the house.

3. When a typhoon comes, you can’t go out, and there is a lot of inventory that you can’t digest. Just this one, it lasts for one noon and half the night. Detective novels are like movies. If you can’t see the ending, you won’t feel at ease.

4. Feel free to feel it, and visually predict that the next performances will be "Raining in the City", "Attack of the Rainy Day", "The Umbrella We Used Together in Those Years" and "Chapter 1". 101 Times of Rain" and other 4 domestic blockbusters. The next few days were rainy and rainy.

5. I heard that a typhoon was coming. I took a shower, packed my luggage, and brought my credit card. I stood on the balcony and waited for the typhoon.

6. Let’s go on a casual trip. I can go wherever the wind blows. I’m so scared and so looking forward to it. If I’m too heavy and everyone else is blown away, I’ll still be in the same place. , how embarrassing that is!

7. A typhoon is coming, and it’s not so hot here. This is the power of nature.

8. Let’s be reasonable. Even if a typhoon comes and the weather is better than before, it will still be hot if you wear your hair down!

9. The radio said: "Relationships are actually very simple. If I didn't complain when you were busy at work, and you didn't leave when I pretended to be indifferent, we could go on." The best of the year The typhoon has come and gone, are you in a good mood?