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Talk about your sad feelings, cry and beg to get back together, smile and say break up! How ridiculous!

1. Cry and beg to get back together, smile and say break up! How ridiculous! /

2. You are really toxic. Why do you always post about my current situation? First, you asked me to delete my friends, then I monitored my ex’s circle of friends, and now you say I regret breaking up.

3. I never regret. I am very glad that I left the wrong person and he also made me happy.

4. I really regret breaking up with you, but I know there is no regret medicine in the world, and it takes courage to start over.

5. How can such beautiful scenery as the blue sky, the beach, the back, and the setting sun penetrating through the interlocked hands be separated from you? Don't do anything you regret.

6. Because it’s very happy to see your back with her. I wish you happiness, probably because I love you!

7. I can’t come back. It’s not that I don’t want to chase you, but that you didn’t give me this chance at all. /Sorry, I still care about your every move. I have caused trouble and become a burden to you. I’m sorry.

8. When I mustered up the courage to reconcile, he had a girlfriend. /

9. I regret not persisting. It's impossible for us now.

10. His circle of friends does not know my existence, his space will not put my photos, / his mood is not written for me, I am like an invisible lover of his, but he But he said he loves me and misses me.

11. I always thought you loved me very much, but that was just what I thought. I don’t want to deceive myself anymore, so let’s live apart and be happy.

12. Don’t forget about the past. The past is about to be vomited. I drank this glass of wine by myself and continued walking even though it hurts.

13. I’ve pampered you so much, you go find the next dog. /

14. We only made love and nothing else.

15. He said he would get a divorce and stayed with me all the time./Later he said to me, I’m sorry.

16. During the quarrel, he told me to shut up. Well, I shut up. I will shut up forever.

17. If you have saved up enough and are disappointed, leave. He doesn’t love you enough. /

18. You say you love me, but you have never given me a sense of security. A hundred words of "I love you" from others are not as powerful in my heart as your words of "I love you". My friends all advised me to let you go, but I still want to give it a try.

19. Damage once is enough. Is there any difference between 77 times and once? The result is still the same, over and over again, getting worse.

20. If you are good to me, I will be better to you. If you neglect me, I will go far away. / Women would rather laugh and be tired than cry and enjoy

Hua Zhiyu once said: Women remember, there is nothing else in choosing a man, just choose the one who loves you! No matter how rich he is, how talented he is, how handsome he is, how eloquent he is, how wise he is, how capable he is, how filial he is, how loving and helpful he is, if he doesn't love you, it will be of no use to him! !

Psychiatrist’s advice to women: No matter how much you like the other person, the man must take the initiative in love. If this man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it.

When you don’t have a partner, you can still be happy even if you are alone. At this time, loneliness is a state. You can travel around the world alone and make new friends. You can also choose to go home immediately after get off work and enjoy your own world. A person's loneliness is not terrible. The most terrifying thing is the loneliness you feel after having a partner.

A father’s love advice to his daughter: Some people are suitable for you but not in love, and some people love you but are not suitable for you. If you want to know whether you love someone or not, don’t listen with your ears but see with your eyes. Look how much he paid. And if you want to know whether it's suitable or not, don't ask him what he has, but ask about your smiles and tears. No matter how good the conditions are, you can't ask for something that makes you cry all the time. If you laugh all the time, it's worth the hardship. It is better to laugh and be tired than to cry and enjoy.

Find a man who will put your photo in his wallet, a man who dares to bite you and leave marks on his body, a man who dares to write you on Weibo and WeChat, a man who dares to let you know everything about him , a man who will not leave you even when you break up willfully, will hug you tightly and not let you go, a man who dares to be responsible for your life and treat you well

If a relationship, If it doesn't make you a better person, then it's a pity that you are with the wrong person. If someone really loves you, no matter how much he endures, he will never be willing to separate from you. The kind of person who talks about love but is actually getting further and further away from you is just a lie. The kind of person who talks so much about true love but actually refuses to suffer any loss is just passing by. True love is the result of running for it. If there is no result, it can only be called once loved. No matter who you love, there is only one outcome. The one who stays with you until the end is true love. The happiest moment for a person is to find the right person, who pampers you, indulges your habits, and loves everything about you.

Some men love you and want to spend the rest of their lives with you. Some men love you and just want to spend some time with you. A man who lives a lifetime will not love you very hard, because he has to put all his efforts into life. After a while, a man will love you to death, because he only needs to have loved you, slept with you and abandoned you. So good men take care of your life, bad men take care of your feelings.

The harm a man does to a woman is not necessarily that he fell in love with someone else, but that he disappointed her when she had expectations and did not give her the comfort she deserved when she was vulnerable.

A smart man will pamper his woman so much that no other man can stand her bad temper. A bad man will use his bad temper to make his woman courteous to anyone he meets. All the men have the feeling of regretting meeting each other too late.

You’d rather find a man who doesn’t have much money but is willing to spend it for you, than a man who obviously has money but thinks everything about you. The number on a man's bankbook is not important, what is important is how much is spent on you. Never self-hypnotize and say that you only believe in love and disdain material things. In this era where everyone is sensitive to money, being willing to throw away your hard-earned money for you means that you truly love you, because stingy people will always only love themselves.

For the woman who loves you, you can make her cry and feel wronged, but do not make her silent, because silence is the deepest pain and the saddest cry of a woman. You have to know that women love to talk the most. No matter how hard or difficult life is, no matter whether she is worried or not, she wants to tell you everything about herself. This is the best way for her to love you. If one day, she suddenly becomes quiet, you will also reach the edge of regret. Emotional sentences about broken love: I would rather say breakup with a smile than say don’t leave with tears

1: There used to be a box in the cinema that only belonged to you and me. Now I don't even have the courage to look at it.

2: Now I understand that it is easy to be a woman, but it is difficult to be an intellectual and emotional woman by biting your lip.

3: The innocent smile and unbridled innocence have gradually been hidden. They smiled The cryer is lost in memories

4: Time flies so fast, as if everything in junior high school happened yesterday.

5: My love is not as precious as you think. Don't try to impress me.

6: I still vaguely remember those warm scenes, and they are still stirring in my mind.

7: There is a distance of 1,000 steps. If you are willing to take the first step, I would rather walk 999 steps in your direction

8: Am I too cruel, or am I simply too cruel? There is no heart.

9: When I cry, my tears freeze a certain scene~~~~~The promise you gave me has also been wiped out.

10: Women, don’t let men control your life

11: There was nothing to say in the past, but now there is nothing to say.

12: I can be nice to you in the first half minute and make you flattered, or I can be indifferent in the second half and make you unacceptable

13: I don’t know what I’m doing. .

How can I bear to make him who loves me so much sad?

14: Even though I don’t think about it or touch the memory, why does it still hurt?

15: Are good friends just friends or friends can’t possess them

16 : In your prime years. Draw the ground as a prison.

17: The younger you are, the harder it is to let go of your ignorant feelings

18: Only when you are hurt by love can you understand the value of friendship

19: I like to sit In the last row of the classroom, listening to the song quietly and watching your back silently

20: Your words of "I love you" were blown away in my ears by the wind

21: Some pain cannot be forgotten and some dreams are not as beautiful as imagined

22: Being able to cry is always a good thing for the living.

23: You are right, we are only suitable for ambiguity, not love.

24: It’s really ridiculous that I have been in a relationship for more than three years and only today I realize that since you wrote the wrong name, it must be a failure on my part. .

25: Don’t talk about love casually. . A promise made is a debt owed. . .

26: She no longer belongs to me. This is the choice I made. I don’t regret it. I hope she will always be happy.

27: Forgetting is the most honest and bravest thing to say. Answer.

28: I feel like my preferences have changed all of a sudden.

29: Who will read my empty diary, and who will think about my loneliness.

30: How long has it been since I wrote about sadness?

31: A very short time, a small thing, I just want to make you happy. . . In the end I was left scarred. . .

32: If it snows and we don’t hold an umbrella, can we walk all the way to the end?

33: I think I will never be so willing to love someone like this again... I love you, but you never love me.

34: In the past three years, In fact, I have a very fulfilling life.

35: All my moods are written for you, and all your moods have nothing to do with me

36: The couple’s names are all about breakups, and Is love worth believing in?

37: I don’t care what other people think of my past, because only those who have loved deeply will understand.

38: Let time handle the feelings, we are all tired

39: Looking back on the road I have traveled, you are always there, and there is always a touch of sadness

40: I would rather say breakup with a smile than say don’t leave with tears. ╮──

41: I walked behind them, thinking that you once led me across the road like that

42: I used a pencil to sketch the weather that year more carefully.

43: If you are reluctant, you can choose to leave me alone.

44: It’s cold, who will remind me to wear more clothes.

45: The sparse stars in the sky and the dense crowds on the ground have never changed.

46: I’m really tired. It’s time to take a rest.

47: Our only relationship is that it doesn’t matter.

48: Love is always a guess. I can’t guess the beginning, but I can’t guess the ending. Those things in the past are just clouds, and I don’t want to mention them anymore

49: Love can always guess the beginning, but it can’t guess the ending. You always care about my past, but who has no past

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50: I don’t need others to understand me, as long as I know it in my heart.

51: How about greed? It’s ultimately poison. A flash in the pan appears and disappears in a blink of an eye

52: You can come in and out, you can be separated, you can be cute or resentful, you can get together but never separate, this is the most lasting kind of good friend.

53: Not all efforts are rewarded. Some people are really chilling.

54: The truth will be revealed, why would you lie?

55: In such a hurry, we became real strangers to pay tribute {hurry}

56: Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you want to be with me If I were chatting, you would have already spoken.

57: Who can I love after my heart has been broken?

58: If/crying could save everything, then there would be no land in this world

59: We met in the vast sea of ??people but separated in full view

60: I remember once, I was alive. Now, now, I am dead.

61: You are not worthy of my crying, because you are not qualified.

62: Women, what you can’t get is the best. Cherishing what is around you is the most real thing.

63: What to do when it rains? I miss you so much.

64: Worrying about gains and losses, whether it is your problem or mine

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66: Biting the corner of my lip just because I remembered the terrible past

67: Just because I don’t say or ask about some things doesn’t mean I don’t care

68: From this moment on, I will live a good life with our memories, make a break with the past, let go of you, and let go of myself.

69: Excessive love is just an obsession. The tighter you hold on, the more you lose

70: There is only so much warmth in my life, and I give it all to you. , but you left me, how can I smile at others again

71: I cried but you still left me

72: Caring too much is a mistake

73: How many people have changed with the sentence "I love you"? How many times have you said it?

74: The accident that happened to you will always be a story in the eyes of others, and it can only be a story.

75: When I am tired, I really want to destroy myself

76: The footsteps of infatuation can never catch up with the wings of changing hearts. . .

77: Ask yourself what else is worth grabbing so that you can continue to love me as you did before? Emotional sentences about broken love - I would rather say breakup with a smile than say don't leave with tears

There used to be a box in the cinema that only belonged to you and me. Now I don't even have the courage to look at it.

Now I understand that it is easy to be a woman, but it is difficult to be an intellectual and emotional woman by biting your lip.

The innocent smile and unbridled innocence are gradually hidden. They laugh and cry and sink into Memories

Time flies so fast, as if everything in junior high school happened yesterday.

My love is not as precious as you think. Don't try to impress me.

I still vaguely remember those warm scenes, and they are still stirring in my mind.

There is a distance of 1,000 steps. If you are willing to take the first step, I would rather walk 999 steps in your direction.

Am I too cruel, or do I have no heart at all.

When I cry, my tears freeze a certain scene~~~~~The promise you gave me has also been wiped out.

Women, don’t let men control your life.

In the past, you had nothing to say, but now you have nothing to say.

I can be nice to you in the first half minute and make you flattered, or I can be indifferent and unacceptable in the second half minute.

I don’t know what I am doing.

How can I bear to make him who loves me so much sad?

Even though I don’t think about it or touch the memory, why does it still hurt

Good friends are just friends or friends cannot be possessed

In your prime time . Draw the ground as a prison.

The younger you are, the harder it is to let go of your ignorant feelings

Only when you are hurt by love can you understand the value of friendship

I like to sit in the last row of the classroom .Listen to the song quietly. Watch your back silently

Your words of "I love you" were blown away in my ears by the wind

Some pain cannot be forgotten. Some dreams are not imaginary. The beauty of

Being able to cry is always a good thing for the living.

You are right, we are only suitable for ambiguity, not love.

It’s really ridiculous that I have been in a relationship for more than three years and only today I realize that since you wrote the wrong name, it must be a failure on my part. .

Don’t talk about love casually. . A promise made is a debt owed. . .

She no longer belongs to me. This is the choice I made. I don’t regret it. I hope she will always be happy.

Forget is the most honest word and the bravest answer.

I feel like my preferences have completely changed.

Who will read the empty diary, and who will think about the lonely me.

How long has it been since I wrote about sadness?

A very short time, a small thing, I just want to make you happy. . . In the end I was left scarred. . .

If it snows and we don’t hold an umbrella, can we go all the way to Baitou?

I don’t think I will ever be so desperate to love someone like this again... I love you, but you never love me

In the past three years, I have actually lived Very fulfilling.

All my moods are written for you, and all your moods have nothing to do with me

The couple’s names are all about breakups, and there is still love worth it. believe.?

I don’t care what other people think of my past, because only those who have loved deeply will understand.

Let time handle the feelings, we are all tired

Looking back on the road I have traveled, you are always there, and there is always a touch of sadness

I would rather say breakup with a smile than say don’t leave with tears. ╮──

I walked behind them, thinking that you once held my hand across the road like that

I used a pencil to sketch the weather that year more carefully.

If you are reluctant, you can choose to leave me alone.

When the weather gets cold, who will remind me to wear more clothes.

The sparse stars in the sky and the dense crowds on the ground have never changed.

I’m really tired. It’s time to take a rest.

Our only relationship is that it doesn’t matter.

Love can always guess the beginning but not the ending. The past is just clouds and I don’t want to mention it anymore

Love can always guess the beginning but not the ending. You always care about my past, but who doesn’t have a past?

I don’t need it What others understand about me, as long as I know it in my heart, is fine.

How about greed? It’s ultimately poison. A flash in the pan appears and disappears in a blink of an eye

You can come in and out, you can be separated, you can be cute or resentful, you can get together but never separate, this is the most lasting kind of good friend.

Not all efforts will be rewarded. Some people are really chilling.

The truth will be revealed, why would you lie?

In that hurry we became real strangers to pay tribute {hurry}

Every time I miss you, I have to remind myself that if you want to chat with me, You have already spoken.

Who can you love with a broken heart?

If/crying could save everything, then there would be no land in this world

We met in the vast sea of ??people but separated in front of everyone

I remember once ,,I am alive. Now, now, I am dead,

You are not worthy of my crying, because you are not qualified, -

Women, what you can’t get is the best, cherish those around you is the most true.

What should I do if it rains? I miss you so much.

Worrying about gains and losses, being separated, is it your problem or mine

Don’t learn to rely on others and don’t place your hopes on others - they are never reliable~~

Biting the corner of my lip just because I thought of the unbearable past

Just because I don’t say or ask about some things doesn’t mean I don’t care

From this moment on, I will lead Live a good life with our memories, make a break with the past, let go of you, and let go of myself.

Excessive love is just an obsession. The tighter you hold on, the more you lose...

There is only so much warmth in my life, and it is all given to you, but you If you leave me, why should I smile at others again?

I cried but you still left me

It is a mistake to care too much

How many people have changed with the sentence "I love you"? How many times have you said it?

Accidents that happen to you will always be stories in the eyes of others, and they can only be stories.

When I am tired, I really want to destroy myself

The footsteps of infatuation can never catch up with the wings of changing hearts. . .

Ask yourself, what else is worth grabbing that will allow you to continue to love me as you did before?