Yellow love story

Dirty love story, love story is embarrassing. Some love stories make people blush, but it is still difficult to restrain their inner ripples. Many people like to listen to their relatives talking to themselves. Let's share those dirty love stories.

Dirty love story 1 1 I like you, from night to dawn, from cold winter to warm spring, from one second to life, endless, endless.

2, many people still don't understand, to convince girls, in fact, without logic, without reason, but with heart.

Now that you are unique, you can't accept the possibility of life without you.

You said you were beautiful, but you still look like me. What should I do?

I happened to meet you. It's just right. I am neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, nor tepid. You have everything I like.

6. I love you. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

I don't know why I love you. I only know that you are the only reason why I don't love others.

I have been a staunch materialist all my life. Only you, I hope to have an afterlife.

9. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

10 Actually, I don't want to drink with you. I want to be drunk in your arms. Some words can only be expressed boldly when I am drunk.

1 1. Can you look me in the eye as my extravagant hope? I'll tell you a long story. I'll make a long story short, I miss you!

12, the Milky Way is bright and the sun is clean. Of all the beautiful things in the world, I always love you the most, whether alive or dead.

13, you smiled slightly and said nothing to me. And I feel like I've been waiting for this for a long time.

14, do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

15, "You look like my relative." "Whose relatives?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

16, what is the most important organ in the human body? It's the brain. No, the heart. You can't live without a brain. Are you having a bad time?

17, I want to keep a pet. I don't want a cat or a dog. I just want to keep you. After all, raising pigs can make a fortune.

18, do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

19, parents are not easy. What happened? It's not easy to raise you so big. In order to make your parents relax, I am willing to take this burden from your parents.

Yellow love story 2 1. Yellow love story

1, I am a down-to-earth person, and I believe that love will grow with time.

I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

4. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life.

5. You know my depth and I know your length.

6. Question: What is a man's tongue used for? Answer: Funny.

7. I can't say what's good about you, just want to see you wash (dates).

8. What I miss is not swearing. What I miss is trembling together.

9. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you.

10, I like the way you are shy, and I like the way you are focused inside and out.

1 1, I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

12, I was hungry and missed you at midnight, so I had to endure it.

13, I don't want to travel around the world, I just want to drink tea and listen to the rain in your heart.

14, send me the payment link, good boy.

15, I want to give you a lot of lipstick, so that you can give me something in return every day.

16, what I want to do to you, what I want to do to the cherry trees in spring.

17, I like to plant flowers, grass and have children with you.

18, you are my Maslow's demand theory.

19, I want to kiss your bare gums when I am old.

20. Even if you are wearing clothes from the sky, I will unbutton those stars.

Second, tacky love stories are dirty.

1, I miss you every catty of my body.

It's very kind of you. I want to go with you, but I can't help wanting to go with you.

In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?

Remember to go home when you are tired. The rice is in the pot and I am in bed.

I want to plant flowers for you, and I want to plant strawberries for you.

6. The iron horse is you, the glacier is you, and I want to dream.

7. I have hundreds of millions of businesses and I want to talk to you.

8, 65438+1 October1and 65438+1October 3 1, which do you prefer?

9. You are weeding, and I am at noon. You are Qingming, and I am Hetu.

10 I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

1 1. Some things don't need to be done all night, and we don't worry. We can do them every night.

12, you look delicious. I am really blessed.

14, I want to teach you everything and explain it to you in simple terms.

15, a double bed, 18 centimeters less than you, is my biggest dream at present.

16, I have 200 million heirloom treasures, and I just want to give them to you.

Can we be romantic? You swing slowly, I'll take my time.

18, the most romantic thing I can think of is listening to summer school with you in an air-conditioned room.

19, you are my exclusive VIP channel, and only I can enter.

20. He: You are in charge of beauty. What about me? Me: making money to support my family? He: No! Arrange flowers.

Dirty love story encyclopedia 3 1, the old road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call!

What can hurt you in this world is love, and what can make you happy is love.

Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate.

There is no chance between you and me. Everything depends on me.

Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Be your person

6. There is no Tathagata in the world, there is it in my heart, and there is nothing in my heart. We rely on the inertia that we think we can't do without. We can't accept what we can't change, and we can't change what we can. In fact, the hardest thing is that you have made up your mind, so how can you take care of everyone's feelings? You can't take care of your mood. When I am unhappy, I always want to do something, such as cutting my hair short, running ten kilometers, deleting all my friends and Weibo, but I can only live well.

I have been wandering for the first half of my life. Ever since I met you, I've been like a deer returning to the forest and a boat coming to shore.

Even if I say nothing today, I will still like you when I wake up tomorrow. You know, I'm worthless.

Since you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?

10, "At the age when you can't keep it, getting it means losing it",

1 1, don't think I like you, I still spoil you, feed you and sleep with you.

12, "No matter who slept with you, how many times have you been slept with? Tonight, you are mine. " I said to the single bed in the hotel.

13, you don't like everything about you like me, but I like all your looks.

14, [I am willing to let you go on my own initiative. ]

15, I just want to have four things with you every day, three meals a day.

16, what makes you most helpless is that after so much pain and mistakes, you haven't become what you say you are better.

17, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you before, but now I just want you to lie in bed.

18, [If I had known this, I wouldn't have put my love in the same place]

19, hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you?

It took me a long time to reflect on this scene before I realized that it was just an exercise.

2 1, if the routine meets you, I'm sorry, I did it on purpose.

22. Some things will disappear with time, and some people will disappear with time.

23. Whenever I think of you all night, my eyes are always full of warmth. I'm afraid I'll never see you again. The rest of my life is too long. You are unforgettable.

24. The wind tells the story of me and you.

25, I like you, like the sun and the moon alternate, regardless of morning and evening.

I tried to forget you, but I couldn't. On the contrary, I will love you more.

27. I can't tell love from possession. I just want to have sex with you before going to bed, kiss you deeply and hug you in my sleep.

28. Can you let me die so that I can know who is heartbroken for me, who is sad for me, who is crying for me, who really cares about me and who is laughing there. .