Humor of money: a short sentence

1, if you don't pick up the money, it's gone!

2. Make friends and pay for a dog.

This is a world of money.

As long as you have money, you are related to everyone.

Look, Grandpa Mao gave me another dime.

6. School is like a watch. You can go to school if you pay.

7. People are hard to talk, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.

8. Men have money, everything and loneliness.

9. Raise your own gigolo with your husband's money.

10, it used to be difficult to cross the sea, and men didn't cheat if they had no money.

1 1, a group of dogs with money around them, can't move without money.

12, I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

13. It is said that if a person has no money, he can't be predestined friends.

14, you laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

15, some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

16, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

17, when we have money, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

18, when money came forward to speak, all the truth was silent.

19, I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. Can I be your equal?

Not all girls love money, so don't think me so vulgar.

2 1, money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past!

22. Money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.

23. It is difficult for my grandson to write the questions, and my son is strict in grading the papers. I can't do it, and the papers are wasted.