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How to elegantly urge others to pay back money?

Double Eleven has just passed. Did you feel that you can’t even eat the dirt after chopping it with your hands?

Look at my empty wallet and Alipay balance

I remembered that my friend had not repaid the money he borrowed last month

I felt even more unhappy< /p>

I want it directly, but I’m afraid of hurting my feelings

No, I really can’t afford to eat

Then,

How to urge me gracefully? What about others paying back the money?

Look at the master’s tips and learn them quickly!

1. Send him a message every day and ask him to translate "repay the money" in English.

2. Change your WeChat avatar to "Unrepayable Debt", and then keep giving likes to his WeChat Moments.

3. Find a friend and act out the act of paying back the money in front of him. The chance of success may be higher than your chance of finding a partner.

4. Use a more subtle method! For example, acrostic poetry! Just crush him in a literary and artistic way!

5. Go to KTV to sing, only sing "Your Backpack", and deliberately sing "Why don't you return the things you borrowed" to him.

6. Tell him with a kind face, and suddenly remember that the money I lent you last year was stolen money from the company, but you don’t have to worry, it doesn’t matter if the police find out, it will come out in seven or eight years at most. Sorry, don't contact me these days. I'm sorry for you, brother.

7. Go to a shopping website, buy a bunch of things you like, and then say that your online banking is broken and ask him to pay for it.

8. The weather is really nice today. Does that cloud in the sky look like the 600 yuan you owe me?

Has anyone found a method?

It’s not easy to make even a little money

There’s really no need to give face to such a shameless person!

Just ask for it simply and rudely!

I am going to eat dirt, why should you use my money to eat better than me!

Wish you good luck!