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My family 500 words 1

My home is a warm and happy home. There are father, mother, grandfather and grandmother in the family. We have been living together happily.

Let’s talk about my father first. He has a very good temper and rarely gets angry and hits me. When I asked him questions, he patiently explained to me every time and comforted me when I was sad. My father also has a lot of historical knowledge. He often tells me a lot of historical knowledge and takes me to watch historical TV programs. If I ask him endless questions, he will answer them for me. From this point of view, , he is a good father. But he also has many shortcomings. He often smokes. My mother and I both advised him to quit smoking. We say smoking is bad for the lungs, but he still hasn’t quit, which is really annoying! Also, my father often stays up late looking at his mobile phone, often drinks alcohol, and eats late at night...My mother said these habits are terrible. I really hope he can get rid of these bad habits and become healthy. I want him to stay with me all the time. grow up.

Let’s talk about my mother. Mom is very conflicted in my heart. Why? Because sometimes she is very gentle, like an angel. Sometimes he is like a demon, capable of destroying everything and being very lethal. Her biggest characteristic is that she loves cleanliness and labor very much. She keeps her home spotless every day and keeps wandering around the house like a little bee. She loves me very much, and she will watch me do my homework no matter how late my mother comes home from get off work. But my mother has no patience. When she watches me do my homework, if I accidentally write a wrong word, she will criticize me very severely and look like a tiger trying to eat me. To be honest, I love and fear my mother. Every time my mother got angry with me, she would apologize to me and tell me that she would not be so angry next time. I believed her. However, I was still too naive. The next time I made a mistake, my mother would punish me as hard as ever. I really hope my mother can keep her word!

This is my home, a real warm home. There are also regular "shareholders meetings" at my home, which is my favorite part. Do you want to know what's going on? You are welcome to come to my house and I will tell you quietly. My family 500 words 2

My father is a rabbit and is a "rabbit lawyer"; my mother is a dragon and is a "dragon teacher"; their combination gave birth to me, the "rabbit lawyer". Miss Snake".

"Lawyer Rabbit" seldom speaks at home and listens very much to "Teacher Dragon" and "Miss Snake". However, as soon as Dad stood in court, he turned into a clever "rabbit". He sometimes got into arguments with the other party's lawyer, making it difficult for the judge to make a ruling and had to adjourn the court. When Dad's lawsuit was being prepared, he was particularly happy and talked. At this time, my father became a "happy rabbit lawyer". I asked my father why he listened to my mother and I at home, and he told me that it was because there was no issue of principle, so he didn’t want to argue.

My mother is a "strong dragon" who is brave and enterprising and has achieved many brilliant "accomplishments". In the "Shanghai Computer Intermediate Assessment", my mother obtained the assessment certificate with an excellent score of 172 points. The school was going to hold a "Teacher Writing Contest", and the stubborn mother was the first to sign up. When she came back, she found Bai I took out my copybook and copied the article "Moonlight over the Lotus Pond" by Zhu Ziqing. After one copy, I copied it again. It wasn't until 9 o'clock in the evening that my mother selected the most satisfactory article. The next morning, my mother copied it. I handed it over to the judges, and my mother said that they were very satisfied.

My "Snake Lady" is a "little snake" who wants to make progress, and is also a "little snake" who refuses to admit defeat. I have been studying calligraphy for five years now. Now I have started to learn violin. I have made rapid progress and have now completed a book of etudes. This "snake lady" also has a "vicious" side. I was playing chess with my cousin and I got a "knight" from him. My cousin hurriedly shouted: "Ah, it hurts so much that I was bitten by Miss Snake!" After saying that, we both laughed.

Logically speaking, rabbits, dragons, and snakes would not be peaceful if they lived together, but our family of three is very harmonious.

The strong "Dragon Mother", the lovely "Snake Miss", and the successful "Rabbit Father" form a family full of "vitality"! My Family 500 words 3

I have a happy family ——Dad, mom, and I, three people with completely different personalities, often create unique sparks.

That day, I came home from school. I quietly opened the door to my house, hid behind the refrigerator, peeked my head out, and saw my dad playing attentively on the computer. I thought: Dad won’t find me, right? So, I took a step toward my bedroom, of course, still staring at my dad closely. I thought I was so unaware that I didn't notice the slight raise of the corner of my father's mouth or the devilish gaze cast from the door of the other bedroom.

"Back!" A terrible voice sounded behind me, and my mother was standing behind me at some point. I was really shocked. My mother’s cold gaze forced me back to the living room. Dad patted me on the shoulder and smiled: "Not bad, I got the 'first' in this exam!" I understand that the "first" does not refer to the simple first place. I was humbled. head. Blue flames ignited in my mother's pupils: "Why did you do so poorly in the exam this time?" I replied hesitantly: "I..." My mother became completely angry and cursed at me: "The country The construction of the earth...the future of the earth...the extinction of species...the future of the individual..." I could only lower my head and listen carefully to these nagging words repeated tens of thousands of times, and glanced at - my father was gloating on the sidelines. ! Hum, dad, you are so bad!

We are a happy family - a smiling dad, a nagging mom, and me who is sometimes extremely happy but also sad at the same time. Together we are composing chapters of our family history! My family 500 words 4

My family is like a plate of paint, sometimes dim, sometimes bright, sometimes rich...Some interesting things happen in our family every day.

A dad who loves to drink

My dad is a drinker. He drinks a little every day. It's okay at home because his mother is in charge, so he doesn't drink much, but outside, he becomes lawless. Once, he took me and his colleagues to visit Zhejiang. Our colleagues invited us to dinner. He drank a lot of liquor. After returning to the hotel, he kept vomiting. In the end, his colleagues took care of him! Seeing how miserable he looked, even I felt distressed. I couldn't drink, but I still drank so much, and in the end, I had to ask others to take care of him. I'm really worried about this "alcoholic" dad.

Mom who loves shopping

My mother is a shopaholic. The last time she went on Double 11, she started shopping at 12 o’clock at night. At around 12 o'clock, I got up to go to the bathroom and suddenly found a man with disheveled hair sitting on the sofa. I quietly walked to the switch and turned on the light. After taking a closer look, I realized that it was my mother buying it on Taobao. I said to her: "Mom, what are you doing sitting here in the middle of the night? I thought I saw a ghost, it scared me." She said: "I am rushing to buy, you should go to bed, it is so late." After saying that, my mother kept staring at the mobile phone screen. At 12 o'clock, she was too slow and everything was snatched away. This is my shopaholic mother.

I am careless

I am a careless person. I scored 93 points on a math test and only got two questions wrong. In the end, I found that I could do both questions, just because I I was too careless, so I didn't get 100 points.

This is my family, a happy and warm family. My Family 500 Words 5

If our family is a flower, then my father is the stem, my mother is the petals, and I am the stamens...

Let’s talk about “Flower Stem” dad first! Dad is the "backbone" of the family. He leaves early and comes home late every day, but he lives a fulfilling life every day. Dad is of medium build, a little chubby, and wears a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose. My father is a people's teacher, which makes me feel that he has his own "wisdom".

Dad imparts what he has learned throughout his life to his students, and his students can continue to do so. Dad feels that this is the happiest thing. I love my father very much. Although he is usually very serious and has very strict requirements on me, I know that my father has been silently paying for our family...

Next, there is "Petal" mother La! My mother is small and exquisite, with an oval face, big eyes, and a small cherry mouth. Although my mother does not go out to work, she never rests for a moment and is always working non-stop. My mother prepares three delicious meals for us every day. Day after day, year after year, she never gets bored. She sees my father and I healthy and happy. She thinks this is the greatest satisfaction in life. . My mother's voice was very gentle and made me feel very warm. Mother's love is great, I love my mother!

In the end, it’s me who is the “stamen”. I grew up healthy and strong under the protection of my father and mother. I have a strict but silently giving father, and a kind and gentle mother. Their starting point is the same - that is love. I am not careful in life and have no common sense about life, but my mother takes care of me meticulously. I was careless and careless in my studies, but my father taught me patiently. My family is happy, my mother is like spring rain, nourishing my heart; my father is a bright light, guiding me in the direction of progress.

I love my home more than an eagle loves the sky, and more than a wild horse loves the wilderness. My home is so happy and perfect! My Family 500 words 6

I live in a warm and harmonious family. I have a kind-hearted and kind father. A mother who was strict and strict with my studies, and grandparents who loved me very much and liked me. There is also a fat and cute me. My home is a family full of laughter and laughter.

My father is tall, a little fat, and has dark skin. Dad looks very fierce, but in fact, he is a very good person and has a kind heart. Dad is the backbone of our family. He loves me very much and will buy me whatever I want. Just because of this, my mother keeps quarreling with my father: "If you spoil your child like this, you will spoil him rotten." My father said with a smile: "Aren't we just for this in our lives? Him? ”

My mother is small and exquisite, with big eyes. She loves to be clean, and the floors at home are mopped every day so that people can see her. My mother is different from my father. My mother is very strict with my study. Whenever she is free, she will check my homework and sometimes tutor me seriously. I also know that my mother is strict with me for my own good. I remember, once, I had a high fever and was receiving an intravenous drip in the hospital. My mother took good care of me until the intravenous drip was completed. Although my mother is very strict with me, she also cares about me very much.

My grandfather worked as an accountant, and now he has retired. My grandma has always been responsible for buying vegetables and cooking. Every week when I come back, grandma will cook me a table of delicious dishes. The family sits together to eat, talking and laughing, and is very happy!

It’s time to introduce me. I am 10 years old this year. I am in fourth grade at Kunshan International School. I am tall and chubby, with two small eyes that look bright and bright. , when people see me, they say I look pretty cute.

This is a family full of happiness, warmth and warmth. My Family 500 words 7

What I am most proud of in my life is that I have a happy family. A friendly father and a beautiful mother, but all of these make for a beautiful family. There is laughter in my family, and of course it is also full of joy, anger, sorrow and joy. I love my home!

My dad is a very kind-hearted person. Everyone who knows him knows that my dad is friendly, kind, and never deceives others. They all appreciate my dad, and I also feel proud of him. Proud of being a good dad. My beautiful mother makes me feel overwhelmed sometimes. My cute me makes my parents very worried.

A mother who loves beauty. It is the nature of every woman to love beauty, and her mother is no exception. Like her aunt, she also thinks about which cosmetics her neighbor’s aunt has bought that are more effective. Yes, my mother has her own private money, so she uses the little private money she has to buy the cosmetics she likes. Once, a very fashionable aunt upstairs recently bought a kind of cosmetics. She used it once and felt that the effect was not bad. She knew that my mother also liked cosmetics. So, one afternoon, when the aunt came back, she was at the entrance of the stairs. When I met my mother, I told her my experience using it. My mother was a little moved. As soon as she got home, she took out her account book and counted the money. The next day, my mother secretly hid the cosmetics on the dressing table. . This is a mother who loves beauty.

Friendly dad will donate some money to poor people whenever he sees them. Once, our family went shopping for clothes. We went up to the top floor and quickly bought a piece of clothes. When we went back, there was a poor person next to us. The friendly father walked up to her and donated 10 yuan. Yuan Qian, I pulled my dad over and said, "Don't be fooled by the scammers who are pretending to be pitiful and trying to steal money!" Dad said, "No matter if he is good or not, you have to show love. People don't kneel down on purpose. There must be a reason. So I donated 10 yuan. "This is a friendly dad.

I am so cute, no matter what I do, I am very sloppy. I even eat on my face, which makes my family laugh.

I am proud to have such a family. Father’s love is like a mountain, and mother’s love is like the sea. My family 500 words 8

I have a harmonious family. My family has three members - me, my father and my mother. We live in harmony and live a happy and contented life. .

I am a naughty ghost. I have small eyes, a straight nose, a small mouth, red lips, and fair skin. At home, I always like to ride the "bicycle" my eldest aunt bought for me. Yes, this will always dissatisfy the mother or father who is watching TV, because mine always rides this "bicycle" and spins around in front of the TV screen, delaying their favorite viewing. Of course they would be dissatisfied with the TV show. I would often play some pranks, such as hiding in a particularly hard-to-find place and letting my parents wait for me for a long time. My hobbies are: swimming, running, long jump, playing badminton, playing basketball, cycling...

My dad is a typical computer and TV fan. He plays computer and watches all day long. TV, which makes my mother and I extremely dissatisfied. My father is a little fat, has small eyes, a beard on his mouth, and his skin is darker. When playing computer games, those who are "concentrated" can play for several hours! You can watch TV for several hours at a time. However, although my father is fat, his body is as strong as an ox. He can do dozens of "push-ups"! Like me, I can’t even do ten!

My mother is an accountant. She works seriously and carefully, and she must not be careless in my studies. Looks good. I was almost beaten to death by her! However, she has several shortcomings, namely, she is a snoozer and can sometimes sleep all afternoon, and she is a glutton. She eats more delicious food at home.

Do you understand my family? My family 500 words 9

I have a warm and happy family. Let me introduce to you the "Guoguo" members of our family!

Funny "Watermelon" Dad

When I saw my dad, the first thing I felt was that he was so funny. Because dad has a big belly and waddles when he walks, a bit like a plump penguin. And dad is very fat. Once I read in the newspaper about a man who lost 62 kilograms of weight all of a sudden. I took the newspaper and said to my dad, "Look, learn from him. He lost 62 kilograms." Unexpectedly, my dad patted his chest and said to me: "With your dad's figure, he still needs to lose weight and he won't be as heavy as you." Then, he licked his hair again and said to me: "Look, do I look like a copycat version of Andy Lau?".

Haha, dad is a famous "humor master" in our family.

Beautiful "loofah" mother

I have a beautiful mother, with a tall figure, big eyes, and long eyelashes that fully meet the standards of beauty. My mother still teaches me well in my studies. She also set a goal for me this semester - Chinese, Mathematics, and English 3 are exempted from the exam, so I have to work harder to study and strive to achieve the goal.

Cute "tomato" me

I am a fat girl, with a pair of big, watery eyes on my big "tomato" face. The "treading" nose is just "horizontal" in the middle of the face, and the small mouth is "positioned" at the bottom. The short eyebrows "stand" at the top of the face as if condescending. This is the composition of my face.

I am a person with an easy-going temper, and generally "adults don't care about the faults of small people". I hope that my classmates will make friends with me even if I give you a "horse".

This is our "Melon and Fruit Manor", do you understand? My family 500 words 10

My family consists of my father, my mother and me.

My father is tall and burly. He has jet-black hair and big, bright eyes. He looks very handsome.

My father is a "car lover" and loves to drive. He drives his beloved car no matter where he goes, and his driving skills are very superb. This morning, my father sent me to school. It was half past six and I was worried that I would be late. So my father quickly took me out for dinner and arrived in less than a minute. It was 6:40 after dinner, and my father sent me to school in less than 5 minutes, which did not affect class at all.

My mother likes to keep her hair short, and her big eyes look energetic. My mother likes to play mahjong. I remember one time, when my mother was taking a nap, her friend He Dong called her and asked her to play mahjong. After my mother answered the phone, she got up, quickly got dressed and left. My mother never gets tired from playing mahjong all day and all night, as if her butt is glued to the bench. After playing mahjong, my mother said to me with a smile: "Let's go, son, let's go out to eat today." When I heard this, my mother must have won money.

I have a crew cut and a pair of big, watery eyes. I like to hold table tennis balls. I remember one year when the school held the Spring Olympics, a bucket of table tennis balls had to be lifted in one minute. The game started. I quickly lifted the table tennis ball and finished it skillfully in less than a minute. However, others continued to hold the ball. As a result, I won the first prize.

This is my family. We love each other and I love my family. My family 500 words 11

My family is an animal house. Why? Because my family members all have their own characteristics. Want to hear it? Let me tell you slowly.

My mother is a smart and lively "little lamb" who is very kind to people. I remember one time, I took an exam paper that was much worse than usual and gave it to my mother to sign. My mother did not blame me, but touched my head and discussed the topic with me. With the help of my mother, I quickly figured it out, and I felt much relieved. Look! Mom is such a good-tempered sheep!

It’s my dad’s turn to make his debut. Dad is a humorous and knowledgeable "monkey spirit". His humor, combined with the ridiculous expression on his face, was enough to make me flip over. At the same time, he is a good father who cares about me. Dad is very good at math. At home, I always ask him for help when I have questions. He always guides me patiently. At this moment, my mind becomes extremely clear, how strange! Now, it’s time to talk about my honest and cute “little piggy”. I'm a clever guy, but sometimes I can be cute and silly. I remember one time, I was doing my homework. Suddenly, I was stumped by a word, so I ran to ask my father: "How to write the word 'brave'?" After hearing this, my father looked surprised and said: " No way! Have you forgotten all this?" I still looked at him stupidly. Dad slapped himself on the forehead and passed out. I thought for a while, took out the dictionary and looked it up.

"Oh! That's how it was written!" I said to myself, "I finally remembered it!" Am I stupid? My animal house is fun! I like this warm home full of laughter. I love my family! My family 500 words 12

I have an interesting family, including my father, mother and me.

"Japanese melon daddy"

My dad is an engineer, to be precise, a very fat engineer. I remember one time when my father came back, his chubby body sat down on the sofa with a "bang", and the whole sofa shook. I was also sitting on the sofa and thought it was an earthquake. I was so frightened that I jumped up immediately. Dad asked me what was wrong, and I had to shake my head and run into the room. From that time on, I stood up as soon as my father sat down, and sat down again after he sat down and shook his head.

"Hot Chili Mom" ??

Ever since I went to elementary school, my mother's temper has become very bad, and she is prone to "chicken jelly". She is very scary when she gets angry, like Just like the hot peppers in Plants vs. Zombies. Once, I was so fascinated by the book that I read it all morning. When it was time to eat, my mother asked me to go to eat, but I pretended not to hear it and continued reading. My mother got a little angry and said, "Go to eat quickly!" I was very reluctant because I was seeing something interesting, so I Keep reading. My mother called me again, but I still didn’t seem to hear her. Now my mother got angry, went to find a thick stick and said, "I'll count to three. If you don't go to eat, don't blame me for being rude!" I was very scared after hearing this, so I had to go to eat obediently. This is my mother. Doesn’t she look like a hot pepper?

"The sunflower me"

I am a bit naughty, but I am an "optimist" by nature. I laugh all day long, as if nothing can trouble me. I remember that when I was 7 years old, I got pneumonia and I couldn't go out to play. I had to lie down in the hospital and get a drip. It was a really uncomfortable time, and my mother was very worried about me. But I am optimistic by nature, even if I am sick and hospitalized, I still smile. I also comforted my mother and said, "Isn't this just enough for a holiday?" Look! Am I as optimistic and cheerful as a sunflower?

This is my home, a fun and loving home. My family 500 words 13

My family, like most families, is also a family of three, but each member has a unique personality.

Dad is a big slacker. He has a habit of looking for him every morning whenever there is nothing in the company. Before 8 o'clock, he can do whatever you want, and he will not wake up no matter what, even if it is overwhelming. Yes, the most I can do is turn over and continue sleeping with my back to you. In fact, he is not lazy at all. He fights with the computer until late at night every day, leaving the computer bruised and swollen (documents full of words). No wonder he acts like a child every day.

The next person on the stage is my mother. My mother likes to watch me do my homework. If I make a mistake or write something wrong, I will point it out immediately. If I am distracted, my mother will already stand by me. Behind my back, she would always remind me to be careful. Although sometimes I feel that my mother is a little annoyed, I know that my mother is also doing this for my own good. He goes to bed very late every night, because she won't sleep as long as I don't sleep, and I often go to bed very late doing homework, and she stays with me, so I sleep very late.

The last person to make a shining appearance is me. I am a tractor, and my work speed seems very slow. But sometimes if I can play after I finish my work, my speed must be amazingly fast. But this year, I have never slept before 9 o'clock. On average, I go to bed at 10 o'clock every day.

I have a problem with getting up every morning. If you say to me: "It's half past six." I won't get up until at least a quarter of an hour. If you shout to me: "Hey hey hey!" It’s 7:15 and I’m going to be late for school! ! !” I would crawl out of bed and sprint to the bathroom like a car-sick person. It looks like a place to vomit.

At critical moments, I will also advise everyone. Most of the advice will be adopted by everyone, but they will all unanimously say that my idea is a bad idea.

How is it? Our family is very unique! ! My Family 500 words 14

Hi! I am a member of the computer geek family! Some students may ask, why are they called "computer geeks"? In fact, I'm not crazy. My family's computers were snatched away by members of my family every day, so I was called a "computer freak".

The number one craziness: sister. It was my sister who wanted to buy a computer at the beginning. Of course I didn’t know how to play, so she played by herself. It was so cool! Good times don't last long, and down the line, things won't be so happy.

The second craziest person: I am the one! My sister later went to Shandong, and I was the only one in the family who knew how to use computers! I play every day, go to QQ and listen to music every day, and that’s enough.

The third crazy person: Dad. As soon as I went out, my dad immediately "flew" to the computer to watch online TV. I came back, what should I do? Go out and watch TV! Alas~

The fourth crazy person: Mom. My mother only wanted to watch the opera, and she was even more powerful than my father. I didn’t even dare to come in. The house was babbling and singing non-stop. I was almost bored to death. Do you dare to go in?

Who wins and who loses? My sister is back, I won’t go play anymore, the two winners also entered the computer room, the consequences will be disastrous! I studied computers when my sister was out, and she didn't know how to do it. I suddenly thought of this, and I walked to the living room in silence to watch TV. I'm just waiting to watch the show! They thought I had quit voluntarily, so they breathed a sigh of relief and thought about driving me out as a troublemaker. No one knew what I was going to do. They continued to argue and I continued to watch. The winner is the elder sister. The elder sister's reason is: I will go out later and let me watch for a while. Mom and Dad agreed. However, the winner is not my sister, but me. A classmate asked, "It's obviously your sister, why is it you?" The reason is this. After my sister turns on the computer, she needs to enter a password. This stumps her. I made this specially. Let’s see who dares to compete with me! My sister saw it and left without saying a word. Mom and dad thought she had given up and wanted to play. When they saw the request to enter the password, they shook their heads and sighed, walked out of the room, and went for a walk. Now I'm the only one left! I entered the password, connected to the broadband network, logged into my QQ, and logged into Moore Manor. It was fun! My Family 500 words 15

I have a happy and warm family with three members: dad, mom and me.

Big Sloth

There is a "Big Sloth" in our family. Guess who he is? Yes, he is my dad. Dad is a real "lazy man". He doesn't get up until about eleven o'clock every morning. Every time I walked into his room and called him, he would always close his eyes, wave his hand and say, "Don't bother me, I'm having a sweet dream!" After that, he turned over and fell asleep again. , this is my dad, a "big slacker".

Smelly Beauty

In addition to having a "big slacker" in our family, there is also a "Smelly Beauty"! My mother likes to buy a lot of cosmetics, big ones, small ones, tall ones, short ones. All kinds of cosmetics fill the dressing table. Mom got up early in the morning and started applying skin care products after washing. After applying skin care products, she also needs to apply foundation, eye shadow, and eyeliner. She applied it in front of the mirror for at least an hour. I remember one time we were going out to play. After my mother put on makeup, she selected several sets of clothes and put them on the bed, trying them on one by one. She stood in front of the mirror and turned left and right, posing in front of me and my father. It wasn't until she chose the outfit that she was most satisfied with that she went out confidently.

Mobile Master

I love playing very much. Do you know what I play? Of course it’s a mobile phone! I am an expert in playing with mobile phones, and I am nicknamed the "Mobile Master". There is no game that I can’t play, such as Super Mario, I have played and cleared them all. Because I have played it a lot, I have compiled a game guide.

No, my friend was busy directing Mario. Seeing that Mario was about to "sacrifice", she shouted anxiously: "Come and help me." I took the phone and controlled Mario to dodge left and right, jump up and down. . After several perfect dodges and jumps, the danger was finally saved.

This is my family, a happy and warm family.