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Make your own lunch and talk about phrases and mood sentences.

1, don't girls who like to joke and laugh do housework and cook? What! Love to cook, how virtuous, is the most hypocritical! What novel literary works!

2. I chatted with my cousin yesterday and said that I was cooking in a circle of friends and basking in happiness ~ In fact, the so-called sunbathing just wants parents to know that your daughter can take care of herself, take care of her family and have a good relationship with Uncle Qi. Don't worry, I can take care of Miaomei ~ I hope you in Jiangsu are less worried about us in Tianjin and more at ease ~

3. Recently, I told a picture that all the children coming home from school are basking in their meals, and boys are indispensable. I want to say that I am very happy to see gay men so virtuous now, and I will not worry about getting married and cooking in the future, haha!

4. She is a goddess. A good wife and mother. Cook for me. Thank you. Thank you for coming to see me?

In order to make the information environment cleaner, we will try to screen out some people, including relatives and friends, and more strangers. I tried it for a while and found it was right, because I didn't want to care about what people ate at noon, and I didn't want to watch the title party. It is good for these people to click in and have a look once in a while. I really like watching people cook, read books, share knowledge and run. It is good for these people to stay all the time.

6. I searched the space early in the morning. Two people are drying the car, five people are drying the baby, two people are drying the game, one person is drying the party, two people are traveling, one person is cooking, and two people are drying the mood. I haven't seen the wedding photos for the time being. Please come and lie down by yourself.

7. To be honest, I am very unhappy today. I met a pervert on the bus and watched my classmates cook in the space at night without inviting me. It's all because I can eat and I'm still thinking stupidly. Unhappy, every time I think about a problem, I understand others in my own way of thinking. What others can do may not be done. Others are others after all! Self-satisfied me! Life! Why are you so unhappy?

8. In the process of cooking, the last person who can cook is the male god. I also want to be a male god. I can't be a goddess because the kitchen is not good enough. Maybe I will become a goddess when I change the kitchen in the future.

9. Recently, my friends are having dinner. Some are fresh and beautiful, and some can make people laugh. I feel that no matter how beautiful or ugly a woman is, it would be wonderful if she could cook a good meal with a man at the weekend.

10, what is leisure? That is, pregnant babies can rest for half a year, talk about qq at work every day, watch Taobao drink tea and get money easily. There is no pressure at work. The only thing to worry about is whether to join the band or take part in the speech contest after work. Cooking, eating, traveling and taking care of children every day, but the salary and bonus are paid as usual. The balance between work and family requires conditions, and the condition is that you are free.