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Does the Green Snake Robbery look good? Let me know what you think after watching it. The second part is about to hit the streets! What's going on?

A Chinese comic film that only attracts people with its special effects. When the identity of the male protagonist was revealed at the end, I felt as if I was being fed. I used ancient romance routines that Jinjiang had played to death ten years ago to write the emotional line, and added a bunch of settings that could be brilliant but were just mentioned briefly. The problem of the mentally retarded White Snake has already been reflected in the anticlimactic plot. I Bu Xinxie bought the premiere to support the Chinese comic. Unexpectedly, White Snake was only slightly uncomfortable, while Green Snake already made me feel extremely speechless and nauseated. Let me talk about my entire mental journey while watching this movie. Now it seems that I simply overestimated the brains of this screenwriter

Let me talk about my entire mental journey while watching this movie. Now that I’m watching Come on, I simply overestimated the brains of this screenwriter. At the beginning, the white snake was pressed into the Leifeng Pagoda, and the green snake said something to Fahai, "You have broken the lust ring." Later, the green snake was swallowed into the Shura field, and a long scene was given to describe Fahai's complicated expression. , based on Maggie Cheung and Zhao Wenzhuo Zhuyu in front, I was excited, I thought: wow, it seems that the disaster is also the disaster of Fahai. This directly led to the fact that when the male protagonist, who was so wrapped up that his mother did not recognize him, came out to save the green snake, I began to believe that it must be Fahai who also came in to save the tribulation. Including all the clues later, I made up my own mind. It turns out that I really thought too much.

A city where all the obsessed monsters and ghosts have lived throughout the ages. As attractive as this setting is in the early stage, it will be unfinished in the later stage. If this is really the case, shouldn’t this city be a place where gods from all walks of life are fighting together? A group of tauren and a group of birdmen led by humans. Sister Sun at the beginning is simply the guide NPC when you first enter the novice village. She has taught the green snake clearly. The task is completed and you can die. The rest will not be explained. The screenwriter If you are asked to die, you must die.

When Sima Guanren came out, I started to guess again. The surname Sima was from around the Song Dynasty. I took a fancy to Green Snake and picked up a second male lead script. When I went to Wuchi, I showed my obsession. The thing was a medicinal gourd, and I realized it again. I thought: Isn’t this inappropriate for your brother-in-law? Xu Xian's background as a medical student--the medicine gourd makes sense

Xu Xian's background as a medical student--the medicine gourd makes sense; he liked the green snake--it makes sense to fall in love with her; his obsession may be the white snake--it makes sense to fall in. I made up a lot of ideas for his identity, but in the end he was just a cannon fodder NPC. I really want to ask the screenwriter, is it exhausting you to create more characters? In 2021, we are still engaging in this kind of crude plot where if you want to become a leading heroine, you have to sacrifice a supporting role. From White Snake to Green Snake, you still have to fight. Are you finished?

The male protagonist, haha, I am really speechless. In the end, he is just a Lily Man wearing a bg skin, so why not just let him be reincarnated as a woman? I am afraid that the audience will guess that it is White Snake, so I want to leave a little mystery to the audience, right? Thank you. In Wuchi, the male protagonist looked at a pool of peach blossoms. I thought, wow, Fahai, you are here to overcome your love crisis and repay the debt you owe. In the middle, he also read a line from Fahai, I Thinking, wonderful, Fahai, it seems you have remembered something? As a result, he turned into a white snake face. I thought he must be able to change his face at will. I guessed that he was burnt by the fire, and I came back with my own imagination. I thought he had failed to achieve nirvana and become a Buddha, so he just fell in. As for overcoming the tribulation, I really thought too much.

Let’s talk about the poor tauren. He really has no brute strength and an IQ as low as 0. Compared with him, Fahai is like the boss of a small company who crazily paints a pie for you in order to squeeze his employees: I give Give me a cheat! Wait for the day when you kill everyone! You are free! As a result, the tauren kept killing and killing, and in the middle, they even showed kindness to save the male protagonist. Does this fit your character? You are a 24/7 workaholic, and suddenly one day you double your workload. Are you reasonable?

Sima Guanren went out for a while, and the so-called evenly matched Birdman was taken over by the Minotaur. Sima Guanren wanted to make a comeback on the front foot, but after offending the heroine with the back foot, he thought about it. As soon as he said that his obsession was gone and he was ready to go out, he apologized to the heroine and then wanted to take revenge. Then he received the lunch box and I was speechless.

It gets even funnier later on. The green snake stuck bug forced Fahai to death. Fahai was really thoughtful and played with her every time. Are you not tired of chanting mantras every day for twenty years? Why are you waiting there obediently when she comes to level you up? As a result, Fahai died and the Minotaur Golden Finger was gone. After all, so many years of hard work and hard work were in vain.

In the end, I didn’t want to know who the male protagonist was, so I just thought that I must not sacrifice the male protagonist. I’ve given so many lunch boxes to the female protagonist, so it’s not too much to keep him alive, right? Hey, that tauren is called a vengeful person. Hey, the person who was saved by his own hands must now be killed by his own hands. He just dragged him down when he was about to run away. What is this called? This is called a screenwriter asking you to die in the middle of the night. Isn’t that right? Can live until midnight. Green Snake was there crying and reciting the lines: Why? Why? Why let him bite you? I was also very angry: Why? Why? Why does the main heroine have to sacrifice all the NPCs? Finally, when Green Snake returns to modern times, I don’t want to say anything, so I’ll educate the screenwriters on the law:

1. Anyone who steals national third-level cultural relics shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, or surveillance, and shall be fined concurrently or solely. Penalties.

2. Anyone who steals national second-level cultural relics shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years, and shall also be fined.

3. Anyone who steals first-class national cultural relics shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than ten years or life imprisonment, and shall also be fined or have property confiscated.