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Classic lines from the movie Beijing meets Shia's Love Letter

Introduction: The love letters in Beijing and Seattle are literary love novels with rich connotations. As a literary romance film with quite good texture, I believe many people will only watch it once, but most people will not understand it, because the lines are too old, so I specially recorded these classic lines and gave them to people who believe in love. I hope you like it!

Tang Wei

1, identify gamblers:

Real gamblers, no one wears tight jeans to the gambling table, tourists.

If you wear eight wolves, you dare to play a gambler with two thousand five hundred hands.

Billions of people have cashed in casinos, VIP rooms can't afford to play, gamblers.

Let me squeeze into such a small room all my life. I might as well be a pigeon.

3. I bet he is Gai Lou, a perfect match. We did two things that China people like to do.

4. (Lu Yi and Liu Zhihong are both principals)

Learning to bully is good, learning to bully is glorious, and learning to bully is the most popular among girls.

5. No matter who said it, there are only a few steps in life. If you can't catch up, you will miss it.

6. One night of excitement in rolled sheets may be exchanged for a night of screaming.

7. (You can compare the image of Tang Wei's short hair with that of Wu Xiubo's professor, and compare each other's imagined appearance) But being such a good teacher is not attractive. I've met many old-school men like you. You have the same textbooks and jokes all your life. You spy on female classmates every day, and you don't have the guts to write messy letters to kill time. You are so boring.

8. A letter is a pair of eyes thousands of miles away. It can see your heart, whether it's dangerous thoughts or obscene desires.

9. Don't be afraid to work hard, don't be expensive, and don't daydream.

Wu Xiubo

1, hitting on people who don't want to roll sheets are hooligans.

If you teach your eyes no hatred, you don't believe there are hoary heads in the world.

Born alone, this is the world.

4. It is better to hate people than water, and make waves casually.

The reality is bloody, so all the so-called relationships are self-deception. These illusions are drugs that paralyze the nerves and sunglasses that make you unable to see the smog in Beijing. Love is just a hormonal imbalance, just like a cold, so it's normal to be lovelorn, so don't care at all.

6, don't talk about feelings, it hurts money.

Talking about love is really not my strong suit. Now, from holding hands to going to bed in one fell swoop, since love can do it, who will say?

8. Does it hurt? Pain is always heartbreaking, but if you don't try again, how do you know if that person is the right one?

9. I used to think that being a cactus and stabbing people had nothing to do with me. Now I find that stabbing others hurts me more.

10, because my deep love hurts too much, I let my heart out without reservation, and I am afraid that I will heal myself one day.

1 1, go home and be bleak everywhere. Some people say that "straw sandals are lighter than horses, and a misty rain lasts a lifetime."

12, it's too dark to see the starlight, and the sentence "live to die" is too strong. I'm not afraid of death. There's nothing in life that I can't get through.

13, professor, have you ever seen seagulls preying? A flock of seagulls flew around the coast, saw the fish under the water, closed their wings and plunged in, which was simply a death wish. Falling into the water like a free fall, no matter what, it's like love, but some of them return with full load and some get nothing.

14, lose again, fail again, and then try to make your failure look better.

Wu Yanshu, Qin Pei:

Qin Pei: This quiet place is my hometown.

Qin Pei: Living in a wild land, with a group of demons, you are talking about your hometown. See the master joke, don't keep women's morality, divorce in the Republic of China.

Qin Pei: How do you handle many things at home? You love to cry. You are seventy or eighty years old, and you can't change it. I'm more worried about leaving you crying there. Old woman, before people die, they are sick and painful. It's really annoying But don't worry, I won't hate you if you bother me again. Of course, I have a bad temper. If you get there, wait for me if you want. If you don't want to, you can find someone with a better temper than me, I promise. Then let's make a deal. I'll leave a piece on the tombstone, and I'll carve my name next to you, okay?

Qin Pei: If you are thirsty, you won't drink spring water. Heat is evil.

Wu Yanshu: Home is where people are.

Wu Xiubo: The man left. Where is his home?

In my heart.

Others:

Wang: Small gambling is good for one's feelings, while big gambling is bad for one's health. Men can't do anything with this concentration.

Lu Yi: You are different from when you were at school. The value function rises to the maximum.

Priest: 70 years later, I am over 80 years old, and I still have the heart to hold a wedding. It must be the courage to die.

Mr. Thomas: Sometimes waiting for a letter is as long as waiting for a lifetime, but what's wrong with slowing down? Slow down and write elegant and romantic words; Slow down, and you can find the love you want carefully.

A Brief Introduction to the Love Letter of Beijing Meeting Seattle;

Jiao Ye (Tang Wei)/Kloc-immigrated to Macau with his father at the age of 0/5. Since then, he has settled in Las Vegas and become a casino publicist. Living a down-and-out life, I woke up one day and saw a book on my head called 84 Charing Cross Road. The homonym of the book is "lost", which makes Jiao Ye very angry. He threw the book away several times, only to come back. In desperation, he had to send it according to the address in the book. Coincidentally, Daniel Daniel (Wu Xiubo), a real estate agent who lives in Los Angeles, sent this book to the same place because of its troubles. Bookstore owners at 84 Charing Cross Road are also idle, sending letters to each other. After receiving the book, they were more confused. Through subsequent correspondence, they gradually became soul mates from each other's unhappiness.

Jiao Ye's love affair with Xueba (), the rich Deng () and the poet Zufeng ended without results. Daniel accosted two foreign women and was abandoned.

In order to get a house for a couple of Chinese old people (Qin Pei and Wu Yanshu) who live in Los Angeles, Daniel lived abroad since childhood, but he is quite proficient in China's ancient poetry and culture. In addition, his eloquence unexpectedly won the trust of his eccentric but well-read grandfather. Daniel took two old people to Las Vegas to mend their wedding.

Grandpa was very angry and was hospitalized after learning the truth that Daniel was close to them. Daniel, who had feelings in the process of getting along with the old man, felt guilty and was rejected by his grandfather for many visits. In a blink of an eye, the grandson who was far away from NASA could not reunite with his grandparents, so he had to make a video call. However, his grandparents can't understand these high technologies. With grandpa's acquiescence, grandma called Daniel. In the face of grandpa who has not completely eliminated his anger, grandma said, "Only good children can go home and watch TV", and the relationship between them gradually eased.