On the high emotional intelligence of humorous jokes.

Personal introduction: poor, cheap, unable to move.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

18 years old came out to earn money, from one yuan to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, and I get angry when I see myself.

The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than 20 years. Never got to the point.

Now, what you can't climb up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt.

You can't even control when you go to bed, and you want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too stupid and love is too fake.

People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair style and figure have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

Who are you to say that I have changed? What have you experienced with me?

I haven't lost weight for so many years, just for your "care" when we broke up.

If you call me a sissy again, I'll turn against you.