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A collection of 5 sad sentences that can't control the greedy in the stomach.

Eating food can't control the hungry worm's sad sentence (Part 1)

1. Treat every day as the last day, and eat it every minute until your stomach hangs down ...

2. Eating food makes you fat because they all have a indestructible stomach.

3. God gave me the attribute of a foodie, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

4. If your female partner is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: a foodie is good to feed.

5. I can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!

6. Is it a sin to bask in delicious food?

7. I was fed by the breeder. I ate four or five meals a day, ate midnight snacks, and never stopped eating snacks. I was raised fat in vain.

8. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through thick and thin, go through fire and water, whatever it takes.

9. If you don't eat, there will be no love. Show me a love affair without a meal!

1. Every time I talk about losing weight, I just want to scare my little meat.

11. It is a high level of eating goods to be able to quench thirst by looking at plums and draw cakes to satisfy hunger.

12. If you think that eating is the whole life of a foodie, you are wrong, and … sleep!

13. Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, just on my way to eat.

14. will I tell you that every time I get up, I just want to eat delicious food before I get up?

15. Never say: I'm hungry before dinner!

16. It's very fashionable for fat people to eat for thin people.

17. There are no snacks at home, so I went to buy food in the heavy rain. Anyway, in my heart, eating is the biggest. Eating food can't control the hungry worm's sad sentence (part 2)

18. I like to eat when I'm unhappy, I get fat when I eat, and I'm very unhappy when I get fat.

19. Every eater probably has untold sufferings in his heart. Blocking his mouth with food just prevents himself from growling when he opens his mouth.

2. A happy day is to go to bed with a full stomach!

21. I have found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or full!

22. I am a little bird. I want to eat and eat, but I can't get enough.

23. I didn't cherish a dish of delicious Caicai, and I regretted the hen until I lost it. If God gave me a chance, I would say: Long live the food.

24. A picky eater is not fit to be a foodie.

25. For foodies, there are delicious things every day, and life will not be monotonous.

26. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat as much as it is not delicious.

27. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people.

28. A foodie does not never eat Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets, but can eat Jianwei Xiaoshi tablets as a meal.

29. As a qualified foodie, eating sometimes doesn't mean being hungry, just because your mouth is lonely. Baaha, I finally found an invincible reason for my food label. Yes, it's just that my mouth is lonely.

3. Some pustules are equivalent to eating goods, but eating goods is not necessarily pustules. The basic difference between the two is that pustules are very edible and foodies are very good at eating.

31. I really like the color matching of this tablecloth, not to bask in delicious food.

32. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a life of being a foodie.

33. People who want to lose weight every day have a mouth for eating.

34. If it's sentimental, it's old, and it's the right way to eat barbecue. Eating food can't control the sad sentence of the greedy worm in the stomach (article 3)

35. Even if the first person eats crabs, he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

36. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and to eat as much as it is not delicious.

37. It is said that every foodie has an incomprehensible sadness, and eats all despair and loneliness into the past.

38. Just because I can eat doesn't mean I'm a foodie, it just means I'm easy to raise.

39. If I am a monster, are you afraid that Mr. Cao ... loves me?

4. The oyster never imagined that its protective shell turned into a bowl for it.

41. Being fat can't stop eating now. Eating beats fat, occupying the first position in my heart.

42. Gourmet, don't do this. Let me go. I want to lose weight.

43. I didn't realize that there were so many people drying food in my circle of friends until I lost weight!

44. Why are there so many basking in delicious food tonight? It's settled. Am I going to have a meeting so far?

45. Every girl who shouts to lose weight has a mouth that can't stop.

46. Stop eating, bask in delicious food, go looking for trouble, and your appetite will be aroused!

47. I want to be a foodie who will never get fat.

48. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

49. children, houses, cars, objects and food. You said I looked noisy but not noisy. You think I should bask in this. bask in the quilt, bask in the sun. If you are in a good mood, you can get a fucking more face!

5. I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get. Fifty sentences describing that a girl who loves food can't resist temptation

One sentence describing that a girl who loves food can't resist temptation

1. I will visit myself three times a day. What shall I have for breakfast? What's for lunch? What do you want for dinner?

2. Last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, and cook me a Haidilao and two waiters

3. Eating while walking is nothing, and eating while eating can be done while running.

4. for a foodie, there are delicious things every day, and life will not be monotonous.

5. Eat in the circle of friends first

6. If your female partner is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: a foodie is good to feed.

7. If you find a daughter-in-law, just find a foodie, and then eat when you are full, which is easy to satisfy.

8. I like the physique that I can't get fat after eating.

9. there must be a price to pay for being thin. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just endure. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.

1. will I tell you that every time I get up, I just want to eat delicious food before I get up?

11. the highest level of eating food: seeing is eating!

12. The real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and challenge the bulging abdomen.

13. Those who are good-looking and like to eat are foodies, while those who are not so good-looking and like to eat can only be called fools. What a painful realization.

14. Even BIGBANG, I still can't stop myself from eating until I have a stomachache!

15. It's not a dream or urgency that wakes you up every day, but a restless soul, because I'm hungry.

16. I'm a little bird, but I can't get enough to eat.

17. Keep a backup for everything. I want to eat supper. Good night! A girl who loves to eat can't resist the temptation. 18. Eating is to survive, so a foodie is just a person with a particularly strong desire to survive.

19. Last words of a foodie: Don't want anything else. Burn me a Haidilao and two waiters.

2. In a world where everyone eats food, there is no calorie without calorie, only delicious food is not delicious.

21. There is nothing better than eating delicious food.

22. Rotten women save the world and eat food to unify the rivers and lakes.

23. All things must come to an end, but if you treat me, I can stay with you for a while.

24. It is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy to fail.

25. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

26. I can't be moved by advanced technology unless I can download food.

27. Love can be talked slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

28. If you are not a real foodie, you will never know each other ... But I am full and I am full, but ... these two words are worlds apart.

29. You deserve a girlfriend who eats food!

3. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They are desperate for food and have no time to harm others. Laughing and gluttony are perfect combinations, and the more such women, the better. 69. Don't be a foodie again. I really can't do it!

31. Three sentences that moved me most: I brought you delicious food, invited you to eat delicious food, and took you to eat delicious food.

32. The highest level of eating food is what you see.

33. Happiness is that a foodie has a great stomach and a body that can't eat fat-talk about the personality of foodie

34. Don't believe a foodie who says she wants to lose weight. When she says this, it must be when she has just had enough. A girl who loves food can't resist the temptation. Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfactory.

36. If it's sentimental, it's old, and it's the right way to eat barbecue.

37. Every foodie is using his own body to save the economic crisis, which is touching!

38. Eating food means having nothing to do when you are full.

39. Even the first person who eats crabs is a foodie, he is also a foodie who is not afraid of death.

4. Love to eat is a kind of knowledge, an art and a spiritual realm of pursuing beautiful things, so don't call me a foodie, call me a glutton.

41. A foodie is either eating or on his way to eat.

42. It is the source power for me to experience the brilliance of life. Go through thick and thin, go through fire and water, whatever it takes.

43. The reason why I am fat is because I keep a lot of things in my heart, so I am not thin.

44. swear that you will never rob your friends of anything they like except delicious food.

45. Eating food makes people fat because they all have a indestructible stomach.

46. If you talk too much, you will drool.

47. Stop eating and bask in delicious food. If you have nothing to do, your appetite will be aroused!

48. You always see the goddess taking selfies of delicious food, but she is not fat no matter how she eats. In fact, she took a bite of each dish and put down her chopsticks.

49. If you think that eating is everything in life, you are wrong. There is still sleep!

5. It's good to have a girlfriend who eats food. Others will coax her into saying that she will take you to buy clothes, jewelry and bags ... and all you have to do is say, go, take you to eat delicious food and swim. A collection of 5 humorous sentences

Swimming humorous sentences 1

1. Swim, punch in, go home by bike after swimming, and the summer wind will make you feel comfortable.

2. build a figure, give a healthy body and cultivate a strong-willed paradise. Swimming in a different life, waves reflect happiness, and sweat makes success!

3. Just as they were having a good time, I swam to the deep water area alone. I swam and swam and wanted to play in the middle. "Wow, help, help!" Hardly had I called twice when the water flooded my head. Fortunately, a big sister heard me and quickly hugged me and sent me to the shallow water. I quickly swam to the shore. When I went ashore, my mother quickly asked me to rinse my mouth with water. After a while, I felt a little better. At this time, my mother's hanging heart was put down.

4. The water is so deep, it's almost over my neck! I met my classmates Yan Shuyang and Liu Xinyang. I hurried to the shallow water area. The water in the deep water area was shallow water, and the diving area was only one meter 3. My head was still on the water, so I swam together. I didn't like swimming on the water, so I suggested playing underwater, so I got into the water to play. It was fun for us to hit me and I hit you. We play breaststroke again. I straighten my feet first, then slowly close them to my chest. When I get to my stomach, I put my pedal out, and people will go forward with the thrust of water.

5. I have degenerated, and I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

6. recent life: lose weight, keep fit, attend classes, read books, learn to swim, and prepare for travel. don't worry, you will have everything you want.

7. The sky is blue, the water is warm, and swimming in the air in Central Asia is from the heart!

8. Dad helped me get into the water, and the stream was as high as me. The stones at the bottom of the stream were uneven in size, some were slippery, some were sharp, and some stood high like a peak. It & prime; s not so easy to walk in the water. One moment I was slipped, the other moment I was poked by a sharp stone, and the next moment I bumped into several big stones. It & prime; s really "dangerous" But compared with stones, streams are comfortable, and sometimes the water is urgent.

9. I love to play with water in summer, and I am extremely happy. My screams are comparable to tenors.

1. I saw him snorting like a walrus, swinging his arms to divide the water, rolling up and down in the water, and then suddenly sinking to the bottom.

11. After a day's useless life, sleeping in, eating breakfast, swimming, shopping, eating cakes and chips and watching movies, I feel very bad now.

12. Although I haven't learned to swim, it's still fun to play with water.

13. Get ready to learn to swim! Get ready to learn to draw again! I feel very busy in the future!

14. Let's swim! With a cry, a group of children plopped into the water. They are like fish, swimming happily in the cold pond water and enjoying the caress of the pond water.

15. In summer, children love playing with water, and so do adults.

16. The most profound experience of swimming by the sea is that Mrs. Seawater is salty. Ah ~ what a painful realization ~

17. Keep company with the sunshine and swim in the air. Experience the health brought by swimming and the joy brought by playing in the water. Health and happiness are all in the Sunshine Air Swimming Pool on the fourth floor of the Gate of Central Asia!

18.1Y6M19D。 My husband's business trip has come to an end, and our life has been enriched. Today, Babel went out to play for a day, but she was very happy. My daughter is a lively little girl without stage fright, but she is too enthusiastic. I haven't been swimming for a long time. I can't wait to get into the swimming pool. I'm anxious to get out of the swimming pool. My calf is kicking hard, but I can't swim yet.

19. The sweet baby who swims for the first time performs super well and enjoys it without crying or making trouble. <