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Su Daji meets Bai Qian

I thought that King Zhou was dead and Su Daji would definitely die. However, Su Daji, as a generation of fox demon, would not die easily. No matter how arrogant the Zhou army was, they were just mortals. They did not hurt Su Daji in the slightest and ran away, thinking they were dead.

Su Daji fled to Qingqiu in disgrace, a world of foxes, but not a world of vixens. Su Daji had taken advantage of him. As soon as he transformed from a fox into a human form, he was attracted by King Zhou. Su Daji thought that she would have meat to eat by following King Zhou. She became King Zhou's favorite concubine and asked for chicken drumsticks every time. King Zhou liked her very much. When King Zhou died tragically, she knew her long-term meal ticket was gone.

"Aunt, aunt, something bad is going to happen." Mi Gu ran to the fox hole in a panic.

Bai Qian leaned against the fox hole and read the storybook leisurely, feeling quite angry at Mi Gu's interruption.

"How do I teach you in normal times? I made such a loud noise, Lord Ye Hua saw it and said that I can't teach the Fox Cave people well."

"Auntie, it's Mi Gu, isn't it? There is a vixen outside."

"Oh? A vixen has finally arrived in Qingqiu," Bai Qian said. Ben, slowly walked out of his fox hole.

At this time, Su Daji turned into a white fox and was still rolling around on the lawn of Qingqiu.

When Bai Qian arrived, he only saw a dirty girl standing on the grass, looking blankly at everything around her. As far as her eyes could see, she saw a man and a woman.

Su Daji ran up to Bai Qian and said, "Are you a fox too? No," Su Daji leaned close to Bai Qian and sniffed carefully, "You are an immortal."

Bai Qian took a step back without leaving any room, "You are a demon." She affirmed.

Su Daji nodded excitedly, "My name is Su Daji, the one who brought disaster to the country and the people."

"Su Daji? The one in the novel?" Bai Qian became interested. .

"Huaben? Am I so famous?" Su Daji asked excitedly.

"Of course. Mi Gu, this is an honored guest, treat him well."

Mi Gu nodded reluctantly.

The current empress of Qingqiu is Feng Jiu. As a married woman who went back to her natal family to stay for a few days, Bai Qian accidentally spent too many days. Ye Hua personally came to catch him.

"Ye Hua, I met an interesting monster these days."

"Is this the monster that delayed your return?"

"Ye Hua Hua, just listen to me. Su Daji, do you know?"

"Those protagonists in the storybook?"

"Mr. Ye Hua, you actually peeked at my storybook. "

Ye Hua blushed slightly and said seriously, "So you met that Su Daji?"

"It turns out that Su Daji is not as charming as written in the book. You bitch, you’re just too naive.”

“Xiao Su, if you have anything you like to eat, just take it.”

Su Daji looked around. Pointing to the pig spirit that had turned into a human form, he said, "I want to eat pork."

"Auntie, I picked up this little pig at the bottom of the mountain and it has already turned into a human form. I sell fish here. I'll give my aunt some fish."

Su Daji looked at the fisherman blankly, then turned to Bai Qian and said, "I want to eat pork."

Bai Qian sighed. , said, "Xiao Su, he is a monster just like you. Isn't it too cruel to kill the same kind?"

"I just want to eat pork, why can't I eat it? Didn't you say that I can take it as long as I want?" "Your Majesty, I want to find your Majesty!" Su Daji ran away crying.

"Aunt, this..." The fisherman looked at Bai Qian in confusion.

"It's none of your business, just sell your fish well."

The vixen Su Daji was sitting on the small lawn, tears streaming down her face.

"Xiao Su, if you eat pork, we can buy pork at the pork shop." Bai Qian, who has lived for a long time, has no sharp edges on his body, comforting Su Daji with a good temper.

"Bai Qian...sister, I...I'm not sad...sad. I...I just want...to miss the king."

"Xiao Su didn't tell Is my king a stupid big man?"

"King Zhou... King Zhou is a stupid... stupid guy, but... except for King Zhou... this stupid... stupid guy, no one else No one treats Daji... Daji so well."

Bai Qian understood Su Daji's meaning intermittently. Turns out I still like it.

"Sister Bai Qian!" Su Daji wiped away her tears and looked at Bai Qian pitifully, "I have been thinking about whether I was particularly bad in the past few days."

Bai Qian held up her forehead, "That's not true, right?"

"Sister Bai Qian, please stop comforting me. One day I was eating pig heart with the king. I like eating pork, so I accidentally sighed. , I don’t know what people’s feelings are like. As a result, Bigan’s heart was broken the next day. I thought Bigan had done something outrageous, and the king wanted to treat him like this. I also said that the king did a good job. ”

So this is how Bigan dug out his heart! Bai Qian thought.

"There is a forest of wine and meat in the wine pond in the palace. I don't want the king to drink. When the king drinks, he smells bad, so I secretly put all the wine in the pond. Normally, I like to go there too. A few chicken legs were thrown into the pool. As a result, everyone scolded the king! "Girl, you are really good at playing!"

"Also, there is the previous case of infertility. The woman had a ghost fetus in her belly. If she gave birth, the woman would definitely die. As a result, everyone in the world scolded me and the king."

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How can people believe in ghosts if they don’t see them with their own eyes?

"And, and..."

As the night progressed, Su Daji turned back into a white fox and fell asleep peacefully in Bai Qian's arms.

"Everyone in the world knows that Su Daji has brought harm to the country and the people, and is ruthless. How much can a fox who has just transformed into human beings understand the ways of the world? The first person he met was the fatuous King Zhou." Bai Qian gently caressed her. Holding Su Daji’s white hair.

There is nothing interesting about the story. Everything in the story is a lie.

Su Daji could not forget King Zhou. Bai Qian said that she fell in love with King Zhou. After much thought, she thought that she should regard King Zhou as her father. That's why I never forget King Zhou.

Bai Qian, "Father? Are you still having sex with your father? That's all. Reincarnation, body and soul are immortal, so you go find your King Zhou and ask him clearly. But King Zhou's sins I'm afraid I won't be able to be a human being for a while."

"It's okay, sister Bai Qian, I'm not a human either."

"What if I turn into a pig and drool? , while chatting? Just stay in Qingqiu and I'll help you look for it."

"Okay! Sister Bai Qian, why are you treating me so well?"

Why? Of course, I hope that you will create more storybooks for me after meeting King Zhou again!

"Of course I am destined to be with you."

"Auntie, do you need Mi Gu to help you throw these words about Su Daji away?"

"No. "Why throw it?" It was so fragrant and graceful, she couldn't bear to throw it away!