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Greetings from the bridal chamber

1, don't talk nonsense as soon as you enter the bridal chamber. The bride has a golden tongue. Give birth to three children next year and become an official at the age of seventeen or eighteen!

There is a noisy room in Yancha tonight, just like enjoying the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Give birth to nine men and two women early and learn to be an official and climb up!

As soon as I entered the bridal chamber, I was happy and saw that my gums were famous. Carve a white tiger in Yi Long on the left and a rosefinch and a phoenix on the right!

There are so many new guests to accompany you tonight. Give birth to a fat son next year, study early and graduate early!

In the lively and interesting moment of getting married and having a wedding room, saying some auspicious words is an important link to celebrate the bride and groom's wedding, which can achieve a festive atmosphere to celebrate the couple's wedding. People say some happy words to the couple, also called "four sentences and eight sentences". Let's take a look at these four sentences and eight sentences about getting married and having a new house. Bride and groom, let's have sex tonight. There are many guests and there is a lot of noise. The bride and groom should not be angry. Light a cigarette, have a sip of tea, take a breath and play slowly. Play the groom's new love, play the bride's rosy clouds!

6. Relatives and friends come and see the bride's talent. Sit up straight like a dragon wagging its tail, and stand up like Zhu Yingtai!

7. The newlyweds are soul mates, many children and many blessings, and live a long life. Wealth in hand, grow old together!

8. board a new bed and have good thoughts in the store; Two hearts are one, and all industries are prosperous!

9, flower bedding, thin and soft, early birth of your son to be a senior official. (ok? Ok, with a red envelope).

10, as soon as you enter the bridal chamber, come in and listen to me. The relatives of both sides will grow old together, and their children and grandchildren will be full!