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Wechat is a very reasonable classic, saying that others must comment.
Work hard, when you are excellent, everything you want will come to you.
When an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy.
Music is something that enters your ears when you are happy and your heart when you are sad.
I wanted to cry, and then it began to rain. I ran to ask my mother about my life and why I have been Princess dragon three in the East China Sea for so many years.
6. The most fragile thing in the world is a man's oath, and the strongest thing is a woman's infatuation.
7. Old love+rekindling of old feelings = repeating the same mistakes+being injured again = deserved it.
8. What is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.
9. When the wound festers, there is always a lack of people around who can stand and talk without pain.
10. What do you think is the difference between Sherlock Holmes and Conan? An adult and a child, fool, Conan goes wherever Holmes goes.
Talk about life philosophy 1
1 1. People who can make me laugh love me the most, and people who can make me cry the most.
12. In public, I often choose politeness, but in private, I often insult my manners.
13. After many years, will you and other people in the depths of the ocean think of owing me a future?
14. Don't be hot and cold to me. I have poor resistance and catch a cold easily.
15. From ponytail to curly hair, from shirt to long skirt, from canvas to high heels, from plain face to light makeup, from youth to maturity, youth is so long.
16. Roses are in full bloom at the end of the year, and the silhouette of your smile is the only glimmer of silence.
17. Please be brave. Don't be afraid of debt. Please say goodbye to me in person.
18. I always know that things that are too easy to get will not be cherished, just like you and me.
19. Do you dare to say to me loudly: No one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.
20. When I miss you, I will write your name on the palm of my hand. Spreading is missing, and grasping is happiness.
2 1. You are a white rootless lotus, I am the flower on the other side of lycopene, you are as white as snow, and I am as red as blood.
22. People who really love you don't say a lot of things that love you, but do a lot of things that love you.
23. After the exam, smile no matter how bad your grades are. This is the dignity of scum.
24. All the quicksand of memory, those lost years, washed away my dust and sand.
25. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know whether I'm listening to music or myself.
26. You are not old in your thirties, but you are really beyond the golden jade in the mood for love without grace.
27. Parting does not mean breaking up, falling in love does not mean being together, crying does not mean being sad, and laughing does not mean being happy.
28. I am used to staying up late just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me. My world will quietly watch you away.
29. Forgiveness is just quietly burying regrets; Forgetting is the deepest and most thorough tolerance.
30. There are only two things that are most difficult for us to forget in this world, one is meeting and the other is forgetting.
3 1. Being single is not terrible, but those who try their best to make you end up.
32. Posing is a symbol of vitality, while vanity is a sign of youth.
When you are weak, you must be strong, so that you will not become gossip of others after dinner.
34. I have never been known or forgotten by anyone. Living in other people's memories is not my purpose.
35. In fact, people and trees are the same. The more they yearn for the sunshine in the high places, the more their roots will extend to the dark land.
I can't leave my sight with eyes as clear as a lake.
37. If you can forget whether time has stopped for me. If you can have it, can you love me?
Change the world with your smile, and don't let the world change your smile.
39. Gradually, I know I'm just being romantic with you, because your heart is not with me.
40. I have come to know that there are many things that can be met but not sought. Why care if you don't belong to yourself?
4 1. You smile like a flower, which doomed me to love without regrets all my life.
When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, let each other live, okay?
43. Without you, I still live happily and pleasantly, but I feel less.
44. Don't envy what others have. If you really have time, you'd better work hard
45. Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.
Wechat classics that others must comment on.
1, there is nothing wrong with loneliness, at least you don't have to lose pride.
2. The girl who is good to you still loses to the girl who looks good.
I have been giving you something by force, my time, my love, my importunities, my fierceness and patience. I never asked you if you wanted it. All I know is that I never give it to anyone.
If one day I answer the phone in a strange tone, please know that I am either abducted or my mother is with me.
5. What's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.
6. When I am unreasonable, crazy, willful, yelling and crying, what I fear most is your indifference.
7. Jiang should win the best imitation award. Put meat like meat, fish like fish, and chicken like chicken. ...
8. If two people want to be together, one must be very, very patient.
9. School is to bring strangers together, and when we can't be separated, we are ruthlessly separated.
10, work hard not for others but for yourself.
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12. Animals change into people for thousands of years, and people change into animals for an instant.
13, someone sent you a lot of heartfelt words when you were asleep. How warm!
14, "What kind of experience is myopia?" "The whole world is a mosaic."
15, "Why are you cold now?" "Because funny is too easy to get hurt." "Why is teasing easy to get hurt?" "Because you always laugh, they think it doesn't matter how you get hurt."
16, every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
17, you must have spent many days comforting yourself, because you are so good at comforting others.
18, your sentence "See you tomorrow" makes the whole tomorrow super sweet.
19, I really hope to meet the right person. Everything is just right, the temper is just complementary, and the height ratio is just right. I will quarrel and bicker, but I know no one will leave. I put each other in my heart. I think the best love is that you help me dry my hair after I take a shower. The coat you put on me when it gets cold. This is every surprise you gave me on my birthday. Is that you don't dislike my weight, let me eat more.
20. Time is a trip with no return, and both good and bad are scenery.
2 1, I went to buy headphones with my stupid classmates. After the idiot put it on, I took it off and looked at the capital L on the left side of the earphone and said to the boss, L is too big! Give me an m! I turned away at once to show that I didn't know him. ...
22. I hope you are good, I really hope you are good, and I will be fine if you don't come.
I know everything, but I don't say anything.
24. Tips for finding a seat in the library: First, find a seat with sister paper. Second, hand in a prepared note and write: "classmate, I like you for a long time and hope to associate with you!" " . Third, if the sister paper immediately took the bag and left, congratulations, you have a seat; If sister paper smiles at you, then congratulations, what else is there for self-study?
25. If you are independent enough, anyone can lose it.
26, some words, sincerely, once is enough, such as I love you; Some are warm and special, and once is enough, such as hugging you; Some feelings, loved ones, once is enough, such as being together.
27. I also want someone to accompany me from one place to another, but I missed many good people along the way. No one can say clearly about the future. In a few years, which city should I be in. I watched the people around me go away one by one, and I didn't stay. Not because I believe that people who love you will never leave. Some things just can't be said clearly, just like when you are sweating, I give you a cup of hot water, and you don't know whether to drink it or not. If you drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. If you don't drink it, you will fail the kindness of others.
28. I still remember playing house when I was a child. I play my mom, and you play my dad. This child is my doll. In an instant, so many years have passed like the wind. Looking back, I can't see his neighbor and that innocent time.
29. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.
30. In front of the temperature, we are all sentimental bitches. Summer said: I would rather freeze to death than die of heat; Winter said: I would rather die of heat than freeze to death!
3 1, people like me, you have no choice but to spoil them.
32. Hunger is a word, and I want to say it ten thousand times.
33. In winter, besides the bed, the place you want to go most is your arm.
34. When Xiao Ming handed out the English test paper, he got 3 points for a multiple-choice question. The English teacher growled at the podium, "What do you think I can do with three points?" Xiao Ming replied weakly: "Grab the landlord." . . "
35. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can only be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.
36. I learn clean language and quiet laughter, follow the wind and regard loneliness as freedom.
37. If you are in love, you will want to spend your whole life. Make a friend and you will want to go back and forth all your life. In the end, you will be black and blue. This is the price of innocence. You can't blame others, only yourself.
38. I don't want to be the distant person who says good morning to you through the screen at dawn. I want to be the one to wake you up.
You don't have everything I like, but I like everything you have.
40. A little wind and rain is enough for you to be sentimental for several nights. It's a shame to complain that others don't understand your sadness. Actually, you are idle.
4 1, the university is about to graduate, and I have been in love for four years, but I have never made a promise. On the train home, he has 32 stops and she has 2 1 stop. She said gloomily, call me when you get to the station, and then she went to sleep. I don't know how long it took, but she was awakened. The bus has passed several stops. He turned his head and said with a gentle smile, Come home with me. She gave a sloped smile, followed by tears. Came to the small mountain village where he was born and raised, and she was sold to an old bachelor in her fifties. ...
I'm relieved to hear that your life is getting worse every year.
Don't tell the secret to the wind, it will blow all over the forest.
44. When I was a child, I watched many martial arts films and practiced iron sand palms in rice jars. I inserted, I inserted, I inserted ... and I inserted the private money buried by my father. ...
45. A question from my little confusion to my big confusion: Why does the tractor hang itself?
2020 is a very reasonable classic. It is said that it has been forwarded over 100 million yuan, and others have commented.
1, in fact, the relationship between people is like fish in the water. Fish of different levels can't swim together, and people of different levels can't be true friends. Because, their own life perception is different, and their attitudes towards the world and nature are different. The feelings between friends should be peaceful and heartfelt, and don't try to control and master them. No matter how many sincere friends you have, you should cherish them with your heart and have more.
2, people's troubles are 12 words: can't put it down, can't think about it, can't see through it, and can't forget it. We are tired because we often wander between persistence and giving up. We are confused because we like to look at things negatively and can't extricate ourselves. We are unhappy not because we have too little, but because we expect too much. We suffer because we have a good memory. What should be remembered and what should not be remembered, stay in memory.
3. Life is not bitter, whether you are happy or not. Don't stay in the past. Life is a journey. The road you have taken is the life you have woven. We can't predict the future road, but we can grasp ourselves now, cherish everything around us, go down to earth, take our own road, and don't leave ourselves a landscape of life regret.
4, a camel, difficult to cross the desert, camel back a fly, no effort, also came. The fly sneered, camel, thank you for bringing me here. The camel glanced at the fly and said, I had no idea when you were on me. You don't have to say hello to me when you leave. You don't have any weight. Don't take yourself too seriously Many times, we are flies.
If you have a good attitude, happiness will last forever. It is better to suffer than to take advantage of small things. It's better to be mediocre than to seek fame. I would rather be confident than blindly pessimistic. Better be healthy than fame and fortune. It is better to be diligent than idle. I would rather be paranoid than give up my ideal.
6. If the heart is clean, the situation will be better, and if the heart is happy, life will be happy. The emptiness of life lies not in the loneliness of people, but in the loneliness of the heart; The wisdom of life lies not in being good at observing, but in being good at distinguishing; Looking for life, not in Qian Shan, but in close proximity; The realm of life lies not in blind obedience, but in self-exploration.
7, life to the border, only peace. We should face setbacks and setbacks with a peaceful mind, and also face success and pride with a peaceful mind. Become indifferent, lose calm, strive for its inevitability, and let nature take its course. Life should be clear, see through, not see through. No one's life is doomed to be a tragedy unless you put yourself in the wrong position.
8. Everything is too real, and troubles are everywhere; And confused people, who don't know how to care, find the great realm of life, although simple and rude. We like to appreciate the happiness of others. Learn to understand, because only by understanding others will you be understood by others. Learn to be tolerant, because no one can make mistakes and no one is perfect.
9. There is no accident in this world. Life will be a little sweet, a little bitter, a little good and a little bad. Doing things needs to be serious, but not too serious, too serious, everything can not be inclusive, everything can not be inclusive. Be strict with yourself, be lenient with others, be tolerant when you should be tolerant, be tolerant of people's feelings, and treat people appropriately and best.
10, life is alive, walking in a hurry, smiling and getting friendship; Willing to be honest and get friends; Willing to face it is true; Give up your reputation and get a happy life; Give up the world of mortals and get Buddha; If you are willing to be small, you can become bigger; If you are willing to get close, you may go far.
Wechat is funny to say that others must comment.
1. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called 100 people, but I only called one, and that was his mother.
2. It is not necessary to work hard, but it must be comfortable to give up.
3. When someone hates you, you should reflect on yourself, whether it is cute and charming, and make others jealous perfectly.
The girl I liked when I was a child turned me down. Twenty years later, she recognized me. She asked me how I was doing. I am excited to answer: Aunt, who are you?
A hermit is one who washes his face after lunch.
6. Two neighbors across the street are quarrelling. The three-year-old baby has been crying and crying: Dad, don't hit mom, Dad, don't hit mom, you can't hit her, whoops!
7. Some people seem to be well informed, but in fact, they have never even seen Peggy, the pig behind them.
8. When a girl has a crush on her, she simply cornered her and said, I will support you in the future. Say that finish, kiss her, and don't give her a chance to refuse and think. That's what I did. My face is swollen!
9. Others may not know whether you are doing well or not, but you can tell at a glance that you are fat.
10. The schoolmasters have almost understood, so don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.
1 1. Come to school early every day. On the surface, you love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.
12. The female classmate is a master of games and asked me to play games together. I agreed. After turning on the computer, I ran to chat with my wife. After a while, my children and classmates called, and my wife looked at my mobile phone to see who was calling. In order to show off my honesty, she deliberately put it on speaker. I heard a female classmate shout on the phone: My room is open. Why haven't you come yet? Honey, let me explain.
13. Never dress up as a pig and eat a tiger, or you will easily become a pig.
14. One day you will meet a girl who doesn't care how handsome you are, how much money you have, whether you have a house or a car, but you still have to pay 300 yuan.
15. When I found that all wifi had passwords, I deeply felt the malice of the world.
16. In junior high school, I was naughty and liked to fight. One day, my classmates invited more than 20 people to hit me at school, and they forced me to the toilet. I grabbed Uncle Wang's broom to clean the toilet, and I washed it in the pool. Suddenly I feel like a god, chasing more than 20 people one-on-one hit!
17. Once, a foreigner spoke many foreign languages to me and then smiled at me. I can't understand it at all. When I was about to leave, my aunt who was sweeping the floor said that he asked you to take a picture of him. I was confused at once.
18. Come with me, and you'll have a bowl brush when I get something to eat.
19. Generally, people who are good-looking will be inexplicably attached with many advantages, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness, while people who are kowtowing are more practical.
20. Today, my wife and I took a bus. At one stop, a young woman came up and said, I'm pregnant. My head buzzed and my heart said that I was so honest that I didn't remember having a mistress! This is clearly a misleading rhythm. I never thought this would happen in my lifetime! How should I explain to my wife? ! Just before I thought it over, my wife nudged me and said, I told you to give up your seat.
2 1. Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because my deskmate always insults me.
22. I suddenly felt uncomfortable at work today and took a half-day leave in the afternoon. Just got out of vacation, damn it! I feel much more comfortable, basically just fine! I can't figure out why
23. If one day Shu Gao and linear algebra fall in love, Shu Gao will fly away with linear algebra and disappear from the campus. I think this is the best love story I have ever heard.
24. A confessor came to the church and said to the priest, Father, I was wrong. The priest said: As long as you admit your mistake, God will certainly forgive you. The confessor said, I stole a man's bike, and now I want to give it to you. The priest said: no! Don't give it to me, give it back to its owner. The confessor said, I asked him, but he didn't want it. The priest said: then you can accept it! The priest found the bike missing when he got off work!
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