I want funny stand-up lines suitable for actresses? Thank you.

Crosstalk is a language art, speaking, learning, teasing and singing.

Say, I'm good at it. Idioms solitaire first. "Wholehearted, high-spirited, hard-working, illogical, argumentative, in a barren land, in hot water, in full swing, making progress every day, going into the ground, lasting forever, going forward bravely, being deeply rooted in people's hearts, being together for a long time, family happiness."

Another cheerful song, "Doing morning exercises after dusk, seeing rats scratching cats, dogs eating grass and horses growing horns, scared to run benches all over the street, eating milk and drinking bread, carrying cars and carrying schoolbags, you say this is upside down." This is not enough. Let's talk about a new joke called "Open a few words", which is to recite the new words I have learned together.

At first, the cat looked for a white rabbit. The two brothers watered the tree with their eyes down, bent down, ate grass and gained weight, marked the direction for the future, rushed to explore the wilderness with their hooves, and practiced legless tadpole breaststroke. Toad stuck out his tongue to limit naughty. He always wanted to jump, but he couldn't figure it out. He was alert and couldn't laugh foolishly, so he skillfully used it in his spare time.

All walks of life are connected. Don't be discouraged when dealing with problems. Lazy and suspicious, accumulating regrets, waving to greet Jinxiu Wanxian, Huang Can corn piled up gold, and the autumn harvest rice sickle flashed. The master waves his feathers, the composition is wrapped in ink, and the juice is shallow. You can swim in the sea of wisdom and enjoy the ocean. "The above performances are interspersed with ridicule and learning. Next, it's time to sing. Let's start with a popular song.

The first snow in Dao Lang in 2002 came later than before. Bus No.2 parked on the eighth floor took away the last falling yellow leaves. The first snow in 2002 came later than before. You are like a flying butterfly, swaying in the snow season. You are like a flying butterfly, swaying in the snow season. "