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What are the quotations of Lingtong?

1, high-rise buildings have sprung up, and glory can only depend on yourself!

2. It's raining and the ground slides, so you fall and climb by yourself.

3, will not burn incense to offend God, will not speak to offend people.

4, from now on, don't talk about eternity, go to a meeting and be a temperament rogue.

5. Wukong's brain is in the south of Tianmen, which stumbles all people.

6. Don't treat me like a common people and tell the story of the underworld.

7. Blame yourself for being too young to tell whether it is a human or a dog.

8, underwear is sexy again, and deep feelings are nonsense.

9, all kinds of postures, all kinds of worship, all kinds of songs

10, flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

1 1. When the goods expire and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in dad's eyes?

12, Tang priest is very low-key, windbreaker and hat.

13, all Yili yogurt, what is Mengniu Trenshu.

14, young and frivolous, nun crazy.

15, one day, the power was in hand, killing all the people in the world who failed me.

16, easy life, easy life. Life is not fucking easy.

17, today's society is: brain society, money takes people. You can be expensive or free.

18, usually silent, punching in the bar.

19, don't ask me how I am, I am a good person if I am not bad to you.

20. Playing chess depends on generals, worshipping ghosts and gods depends on incense.

2 1, dress with connotation, coquettish with taste.

22. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

23. Don't be too competitive, be yourself.

24. You are April day on earth, and I am Sanxian in Northeast China.

25. If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't always say you don't want it.

26. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

27. I am not a roadside divination, and I can't say what you like to hear.

28. Mountain Dragon meets Shang Lugen, and society is not up to you.

29, the social road is walking, don't be too dog.

30. As long as my brother is handsome, I love groups of spare tires.