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Love words full of routines make you blush and your heart beat.

1, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

2. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

3. "Classmate, may I know you?" "Why?" "I think your future has something to do with me."

In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

5. Do you like cats or dogs? Cat: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

6. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

I can't say you, but I like you.

I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

9. Do you want me to apologize or repent?

10, you are in my heart when I am thin, and you are stuck in it when I am fat.

1 1, I found you a liar, because I look much better than in the photo.

12. Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

13 is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

15, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.

16, I found that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.

17. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

Since you said good night to me for the first time, I have decided to give you a good night every day.

19, won't you accompany your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Oh? Didn't you say you always had a goddess? Am I not chatting with her?

20. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

2 1. Wherever I meet you, I will like you.

22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

23, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

24. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. .

Love words that make your face blush and your heart beat. Say a short confession.

1, please watch your mouth. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

This is the receipt, that is the meal ticket, and you are my female ticket.

When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.

6. I will never like people like you. ""? ""I only love you.

7. You are guilty. ""? ""You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

Please shut your mouth and I will kiss it at any time.

9. Guess my blood type. You are my ideal type.

10 Do you know what I like to eat? I like to look at you stupidly.

1 1. I'm looking for a letter. What is your WeChat?

12, where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

13, do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

14. Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

15, I think you approached me just to hurt me and make me like you so much.

16, I don't want you to think about it at half past one.

17, with you, two years is like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.

18, secretly ask the holy monk, is your daughter beautiful?

19, I think you are a little strange today. What's weird and cute about you?

20. I have been dizzy recently. Do you know the reason? I don't know, because love makes people dizzy.

2 1. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

22, eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

Everything here is fine except you.

24. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

25. Ordinary people, you don't want to taste the fairy.

26. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and qualified to love.

27. I have gained weight recently. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are so cute.

28. My dog likes you very much. Come with me.

29. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

3 1, will you shut up? ""I didn't speak. " "Then why am I full of your voice?

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

33. I miss you so much that the plane takes off so loudly.

A collection of mud love stories that make people blush and beat.

There won't be any rustic love words, provocative skills and too many routines, but I can put a dress on you when you are cold, give you a hug when you are helpless, and cook you good food when you are hungry. Maybe that's all I can give you.

one

Blushing is true.

It's true that the heart beats faster.

It is true that there is light in the eyes.

My love is also true.

two

I want to live alone in your heart

No neighbors

three

I can play chess with your father, buy food for your mother and let you vent.

But there is a premise.

You must let me marry you.

four

Do you like water?

I like it.

Hmm?

You already like 72% of me.

five

You are so perfect because you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings?

Lack of me

six

I gradually lost my routine.

If you kick me out, it's all routine

seven

as the saying goes

Now say I love you.

It should be just right.

Then I love you.

You got it?

eight

I like you.

Like an earthquake.

Out of the frying pan into the fire.

nine

Your smile

Warm my every second.

ten

One mouth is your name.

When you close your eyes, you look like you.

eleven

I want to change my look recently.

What look?

We can not live without you

twelve

I don't want to keep you in the dark.

I just want to tuck you in.

thirteen

Do you know why I am so tall?

Why?

Because when you post it, you will hear my heartbeat.

fourteen

Don't stay up late.

The person you love is chatting with me.

fifteen

I lost sleep last night.

It means thinking about you all night.

sixteen

I want to move.

Move to where?

Move to your house.

seventeen

By your side

It's like being closest to heaven.

eighteen

Although my eyes are small.

After seeing you, you can't run away.

nineteen

Don't mess with me.

I want to be your girlfriend when I am angry.

twenty

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How to go too far?

You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.

twenty-one

Why am I so thick-skinned

I still can't help liking you.

If you are not careful, it will be exposed.

Twenty Two

You are too bad.

You poisoned me.

Please turn over a new leaf and come back to me.

twenty-three

Stay.

Or I'll go with you.

twenty-four

Who do you like?

Not you.

Will it kill you to lie to me?

I lied! You're not dead!

twenty-five

I didn't promise.

Just want to spend your money.

Sleep in your bed.

Be your wife

twenty-six

Let's talk.

Talk about feelings. I have the final say

twenty-seven

I don't expect forever.

I just wish you were by my side every day.

28

My tenderness, my sweetness

It is only visible to you.

Twenty-nine

Did an earthquake just happen?

no

Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?

thirty

Don't mess with me.

Want to be your girlfriend/boyfriend when you are angry.

Thirty-one

I think it's your responsibility.

Do what the old cow does on the ground.

Thirty two

I never listen to love words.

But for me.

Everything you say is a love story.

thirty-three

You are so 2, then I am 4.

Besides you, I am still you.

Thirty four

Are you home yet?

No, without you, no place is home.

Thirty-five

There are two kinds of people in the world who are the most charming.

One is like me, and the other is like me.

Thirty-six years old

You smile gently.

It's like taking an aphrodisiac.

Thirty seven

Thank you for those magical opportunities.

It seems that I am in love with you.

Thirty eight

I know three people who like you.

Who is it?

Me, me, me.

39 years old

My tenderness and sweetness

It is only visible to you.

forty

I hope there is wind by the window.

There is someone by the pillow.

I have you in my eyes.

Forty-one

Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows.

Don't worry, you are in my heart.

Forty two.

You won't cook for me.

How can I be spoiled with you?

Forty three

I hate you.

Why?

I hate it when you ignore me.

I hate it when you don't tell me what's bothering you.

44,

I intend to love you for a long time.

Have no idea of giving up.

Forty-five

I know it's not good to stay up late

But I am short of your sleeping pills.

Forty-six

Do you know why I like pigs?

Because I love you.

Forty seven

Shall we go for a drink?

What kind of wine to drink?

Our wedding banquet

Forty-eight

I really want to sleep.

I miss you too.

If I can sleep with you, I will kill two birds with one stone.

Forty nine

Hello, is anyone there?

Someone.

Sorry, after that, I silently took back my hand pointing to your heart.

fifty

Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends

To sum up, it is five words.

You can choose a girlfriend

Fifty one years old

You must have hung up.

Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?

Fifty two

Do you know why I am taller than you?

Because the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you.

Fifty three

Cheer up, you can't hang yourself from a tree!

You need two trees to support your weight.

fifty-four

You must come when I get married!

Why?

Because it would be awkward without a bride.

Fifty-five

wait and see

one day

I will be the father/mother of your son.

Fifty-six

I can't get through security every time.

They say I have a you in my heart.

Fifty seven

Love words can be stolen,

Routines can be learned,

But loving you must be serious.

fifty-eight

Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.

How to go too far?

You are so handsome, I am so fascinated.

Fifty-nine

You have something on your face.

What's there?

A little handsome

sixty

What's wrong with that?

What happened?

Miss you as soon as we are apart?

Love words that make you blush and beat your heart: I love you, and I hope to have you in the corner and spend the rest of my life with you.

1, I am willing to stay with you all my life and never give up.

I love you. I wish I could put you in the corner and spend the rest of my life with you.

It's strange that I can't hold anything but you.

4. Love your heart deeply and dream for a long time. Everything is your face.

I love you for the first time. Please take care of me.

6. When can I fall asleep in your arms as soon as I turn over?

Sorry, I fell in love with you without permission.

8. I can't say sweet words, I just want to keep you around.

9. I can't say sweet words, I just want to keep you around.

10, it's strange that I can't fit anything except you.

1 1, you are so sweet, so sweet to my heart.

12, you are so sweet, I really want to lick it.

13, as long as you want, as long as I have.

14, the days spent with you are the seriousness of my life!

15, will you stop blinking when I lie on your eyelashes?