Funny two-part allegorical sayings widely circulated among the people

Swimming in a cesspool-I'm really not afraid of death. The following is a collection of funny two-part allegorical sayings circulating among the people:

1, the clown of the circus-going through the motions

2. Crane on the dock-can get up and down.

3, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead

4. The mouse is making trouble in the new house-chirp

5, the mouse married his wife and met the old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

6, rat tail soup-not much oil and water

7, mouse tail-big deal

8, the mouse bites the cow-a big fight

9. A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be broken.

10, the mouse drills the bellows-both ends get angry.

1 1, the old lady's golden lotus (which means to tie a woman's feet in the old society)-cowardice all her life; Be wronged for a lifetime

12, the old lady crosses the skating rink-adventure

13, old-fashioned rolling pearls-there are treasures inside.

14, God sticks to a cane-stick a pole into the end.

15, the elderly eat sesame candy-the longer the time; Pull longer and longer.

16, the old man sat in the cradle-pretending to be a grandson

17, the old crow sings folk songs-out of tune

18, old duck singing opera-his voice is disappointing

19, the eagle chased the rabbit-one in the sky and the other in the ground.

20. Old corn is mixed with white flour-coarse and fine.

2 1, I stole melons and fruits, and I killed and set fires-each generation is worse than the next.

22, mice eat cats-strange things

23, the mouse into the hole-beating around the bush

24, the old woman put on rouge-I don't know how ugly I am.

25, tripterygium wilfordii crack city god-according to the following.

26. Leipo talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend.

27, cold water scalding chicken-penniless

28. Without the Crystal Palace, the dragon can't move.

29, the barber teaches the apprentice-starting from scratch; Learn from scratch

30. Carp Pavilion-It won't go far.

3 1, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.

32, cut the gordian knot-make a clean break

33. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.

34. Deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear.

35, deaf shot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...

36. Deaf people-ignore.

37, reed pole as a bolt-difficult to support.

38. There are countless stone lions on the Lugou Bridge.

39. Brine tofu-everything has its vanquisher.

40, stewed cold duck meat rotten mouth is not bad.

4 1, ask the axe in front of luban-learning is coming.

42. Lu became a monk with no attachments.

43. Peach Blossoms Fall into the Water-Go with the Flow

44, snowy days over the ice (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot

45. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

46, linen shoes with silk-decent.

47, hemp stalk hand-unreliable; trustless

48, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry

49. Hemp stalks are used as scales-they are not sure.

50. Maliushu Jieban-not a serious material

5 1, sparrows fighting cocks-overreaching

52. Although the sparrow is small, it is bold.

53, the sparrow head bag jiaozi-a mouthful.

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope-there is a wrong wire.

55. Fried tofu with sesame oil-a big capital.

56, flies on the edge of the manger-equip yourself.

57, the wasp is bald-headache; Not covered or covered.

58. A wasp stung a scorpion-fight poison with poison.

59, the horse is tall and the horse is short-the dilemma; Up-down dilemma

60, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

6 1, carriage (Liao Juezi)-chaotic; a chaotic state

62, ponytail stretched pipa-not worth talking about (play)

63. Playing the Huqin in a ponytail —— Whispering softly.

A widely circulated personality mood phrase

1, only the weak will try to be brave, only the strong will understand the weak. Suffering is because the foundation is weak, and suffering is because of sadness.

The most precious thing in life is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

It's easy to have a relationship with excellent people. Tell him what to do and what kind of effect he wants, and he will work hard regardless of the conditions. Because after the accumulation of countless experiences, he has become the biggest "condition" for success. Without him, this is impossible. Therefore, the better people are, the better they are at doing things well without conditions; The more mediocre people are, the more critical they are about the conditions of doing things.

The person who has been with you when you are naive and ignorant is the noble person in your life.

Don't use the future as an excuse for not working hard now. People who can't even grasp the present time have no reason to believe that they can plan the future.

6. Friends with deep feelings and deep kindness are far apart, and their friendship gradually fades away. It's not that our hearts have changed, nor that we no longer regard each other as friends. It's just that we are far away and can't enjoy our joys and sorrows. It turns out that we are so far away, only greetings are left. Greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

7. After the prosperity is exhausted, we can know the ordinary truth; Looking back on the vicissitudes of life, I just want to be as plain as water. Stick to it in the years, and you will feel that life is sweet; Put your efforts into action, and you will feel that life is beautiful.

8, you see, or don't see me, I was there, not sad or happy; Miss me, or don't miss me, I feel there, and I won't come or go; You love me, or you don't love me, love is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; You follow me, or you don't follow me. My hand is in your hand. Don't give up. Come to my arms, or let me live in your heart, love and be happy silently.

9. In life, some things are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was still caught off guard.

10, dreams are melodramatic things. It is a seed born in the dark. Only when it breaks through the ground, grows at jointing stage and will blossom one day, so that everyone can know it openly. Until then, there is no choice but to persist.

1 1, life is an encyclopedia, all-encompassing, life, happiness, from the heart not from the environment.

12, you must accept the fact that some people appear in your life just to make things difficult for you and there is no possibility of reconciliation. Don't torture yourself on this matter, reflect on whether you are not polite enough and consider how to make concessions and make up with him. The only thing you need to review is why you didn't let him out of your life quickly.

13, don't think about things that you can't figure out; Some people can't guess, so they don't guess; What you can't understand, you won't understand; Some roads are impassable, so don't go.

14, life is a dream, life depends on a heart, as long as the mentality is not old, as long as the faith is not, no matter how far the road has an end; No matter how deep the pain is, there will be an end. The choice is actually very simple. Go where your heart feels safe and listen to your heart.

15. Because of inferiority, I have strong self-esteem, so I am suspicious and sensitive, so I lack security, so I have a strong desire for control, so I have a lot of thoughts, so I have a lot of troubles.

16, see the world scenery with a beautiful heart; With a happy heart, trivial to life; With a grateful heart, thank the experience for our growth; With a broad mind, tolerate the harm caused by personnel to us; Look at the success or failure of life with a normal heart.

17, a person's happiest moment is to find the right person, who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.

18, busy, everyone has difficulties, in reality, everyone has pain, there are always too many entanglements in life, which makes us helpless; There is always too much helplessness, which makes us helpless. So, some things can be serious, but never serious. When the heart is relaxed, the road will be smooth.

19, the core of living is health and happiness, health is the superposition of body and mind, mental health can be healthy, and physical health must be healthy.

20. The road is at the foot, which is the distance; The road is in the heart, which is the pursuit. Where there is pursuit, there will be ups and downs; Where there is hope, there will be disappointment; The wind has its direction and the mood is gloomy. Don't expect everyone to understand you, and don't expect everything to be satisfactory. Usually a heart, indifferent to some things. Get along with people, be sincere; Be tolerant of misunderstandings with others.

2 1, look down on dust; Shallow view on interpersonal relationship; Look down on gains and losses; Look on the bright side.

22, don't compare with others, don't care about yourself, settle down to be a man, work hard, be down to earth, and let nature take its course. Being a man likes drinking, and it is most appropriate to be half drunk and half awake; For things like writing, it is most natural to be half loose and half tight.

23. A person's achievement is not measured by money, but by how many people you are kind to and how many people miss you in your life.

24. Businessman's account book records income and expenditure, and the subtraction of the two figures is profit. The ledger of life records love and being loved, and the sum of the two numbers is achievement.

No matter how crowded the world is, let your heart beat freely. Because every moment of life is in my heart and in my memory. Those who have owned, those who have paid, and those precious collections will be held in their arms, melted in love, and buried in their hearts. Some people, some feelings, some things, are all in their hearts, tired and crowded, know how to unload, give their hearts a space, let them experience breathing and let the sun bathe.

26. Even if there are more flowers in this world, they are not enough to make you look back and smile.

27. Don't invite too many people into your life. If they can't get into your heart, they will only disturb your life and make it crowded.

28. People who run away from their teeth are often vulnerable. Because a truly powerful person is confident, self-confidence will be gentle and gentleness will be firm.

29. Don't speak out of turn for whom to pay and for whom to sacrifice. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is yourself. Life is a lonely practice that has nothing to do with anyone. This is a bittersweet road. There must be a gift at the end of the road, depending on whether you deserve it or not.

30. Don't forget the people who helped you, don't hate you, and don't cheat those who trusted you.

3 1, wash your face carefully every day, read more books, go to bed on time, eat less and eat more meals. Become gentle and generous, continue to be kind and maintain love. Don't be melodramatic in front of people, talk about it everywhere for comfort, but learn to face it calmly and think it out for yourself. You are too single. You are so pious to be a better self, you will meet the best, and that person will be worth all your waiting for.

32, life needs to maintain a passion, passion can make others feel that you are unstoppable, it will make way for your success! A person's unyielding temperament can move people and change many things.

33. The world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone you want to treat gently.

34. Those who have money give you material things, those who have time to accompany you, and those who have feelings give you romance. Those are not the true and complete appearance of love. It should be that playboy is single-minded to you, playful and steady to you, impatient to wait for you, evasive and persistent to you, and arrogant and humble to you. Because you try something you are not good at, because you want to be a better person, this is the stupidest and truest appearance of love.

35. Three trustworthy people: know the sadness behind your smile, understand the kindness hidden in your anger, and understand the reason for your silence.

A popular phrase about emotions.

1, among a group of excellent people, I often mistakenly think I am one of them and then forget to work hard. In a group of poor people, they often mistakenly think that they are superior to them, and then forget their efforts. Therefore, no matter when, we should recognize ourselves and never forget to work hard.

What you need to overcome is your vanity, not your desire to show off. You have to deal with the cleverness you always want to show off.

3. Appearance determines whether it is possible to be together, personality determines whether it is suitable to be together, material determines whether it can be stable together, and trust determines whether it can be together for a long time.

4. Most people who live well in this world are ordinary people. They want to eat and drink, dress up, read books, pursue certain basic materials, and then spend money to make themselves happy and grounded.

I really want to be the one who makes you feel precious when you think about it.

If I like you less, you will find that I am a very good person. Sometimes, love can make people look disgusting.

7. Don't be friends after breaking up, learn not to disturb. This is not only the embodiment of principle, but also the respect and expectation for the other half in the future.

If you know that no one takes what you are doing seriously, maybe you can live in peace.

9. We always think that our marriage can't stand scrutiny, and others' marriages are happier, but we forget that love is either forgotten in the rivers and lakes or plain and old. Whose marriage has no defects? You are short of money, you are handsome, and you have no time. Gradually practicing in marriage, I gradually understand that the most important thing for a woman may not be who she marries, but her ability to make herself happy no matter who she marries.

10, a sentence that has shot countless people in the knee: intermittent complacency, continuous mixed eating and waiting for death.

1 1. When I was young, I watched "A Chinese Odyssey" and all I saw was jokes. Nowadays, all I see when I look at a Chinese odyssey is sadness. It's not that the movie has changed, but that you finally have to put on your spell, round your dreams and round your angular personality. Maturity is a very painful word, you may not get it, but you will definitely lose some.

12, if you see a paragraph that is not rough: sometimes you want to date, but you accidentally talk about a love; Sometimes you want to have a good relationship, only to find that it is just an appointment. The world is so big, but the bed is so small. The two people in bed used to be so good, but they can't be old. I like the story that you can get married by holding hands, but I live in an era of fruitless bed.

13, the person who has no bottom line that you can forgive will hurt the person who has no bottom line.

14, sometimes you think the sky is going to fall, but you are actually standing by yourself.

15, I never knew what sadness meant before, thinking that crying my eyes out is the saddest thing. Later, I learned that sadness means that when you look at him, you will still smile, be gentle and your mind will be soft, but your heart will be clearer than before. You can't and shouldn't get close to the person in front of you. Even if you want to hug him at any time, even if he frowns, you will feel good.

16, those silly girls who just want to pay in their feelings and don't ask for anything in return often get what they want, but they don't get anything in return.

17, the most embarrassing thing about friendship is that at first I regarded you as a person worth making friends with. Later, because of some things, I was slightly disappointed with you, so I constantly convinced myself that people should be so cowardly. Put you back in the position of an ordinary friend and keep a superficial peace with you. You know nothing about this series of psychological changes.

18, heating+bed+sleeping+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ hot drinks+loved ones = a whole winter.

19, I feel so old-fashioned after meeting you. I want to go shopping hand in hand, eat popcorn and watch movies, and sit on the sofa drinking and chatting like a family. But I wasn't like this before. I always thought I was a wild horse.

20. I hope that what I once looked up to can become a daily life in the future.

2 1. When you decide to do something, someone will always tell you not to do it for all kinds of good intentions. If you succeed, you will envy and hate; If you fail, I will tell you. You see, I told you not to do this. Of course, if you take the advice and do nothing, you will eventually become one of these people. So, believe in yourself, unique you are the best!

22. A lot of trouble stems from not being tough enough. Everything you do should take into account the feelings of others. You always take care of others, so who will take care of you?

23. Don't let someone who likes you cry for you once, because you can only hurt him like that once. Then you will become a dispensable person from an indispensable person. Even if he still loves you, something has really changed.

24, like is eager to determine the relationship, love is waiting for yourself to give her a home.

25. Everyone who is hot and cold is branded with someone who has burned himself.

26. I loved to drink soda when I was a child, but it was hard to get it back, but it didn't taste right. The world has changed us, and we have ruthlessly changed the world in our eyes. It is good to keep it in memory.

27. Love is when you lose a front tooth, but you can still smile. Because you know that your friends won't stop loving you because of your incompleteness.

28. Sometimes, we have to be strong, so when we pretend to be strong, we really get stronger and stronger.

29. It is raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella. But I held back, because I was afraid you said you didn't bring it, and there was nothing I could do, just like I loved you, but I couldn't give you the company you wanted.

30, casually promised, it is better to seriously refuse. Commitment is limited and energy is tense. You can learn two other skills: reject people you hate casually and promise your sweetheart seriously.

3 1, there are too many pains and misfortunes in life because I want to live like others, not like myself.

32. Most people die in their twenties and thirties, because after this age, they are just their own shadows, and they will spend the rest of their lives imitating themselves, repeating what they have done, thought, loved and hated in their lifetime day after day, more mechanically and affectedly.

33. People's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, I may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes I find myself gritting my teeth and walking a long way.

34. Some people's kindness is like wine buried in the ground. It always takes a long time to be known until they leave. The rest of the drinkers can only drink until dawn alone. The furthest distance is that people are still there, feelings are still there, and the way back is gone.

35. People who want to grow old together will find their own steps no matter how noisy they are, and their speed will recover. People who don't want to go on will take the opportunity to find an excuse and slip away after a little awkwardness.

Folk humor xiehouyu

Two-part allegorical saying is an important embodiment of China culture. The following are the complete works of folk humorous two-part allegorical sayings:

1, balloon in the blue sky-light.

2 rotten plaster is stuck on good meat-no disease is found.

3. Laozi steals melons and fruits, and Laozi kills and sets fires-each generation is worse than the next.

4. The mouse eats the cat-a strange thing

5, the mouse into the hole-beating around the bush

6, the old woman put on rouge-I don't know how ugly I am.

7, Lei Gong crack city god-press the above picture.

8. Leipo talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend.

9, cold water scalding chicken-nothing.

10, the dragon without the Crystal Palace-can't move.

1 1, the barber teaches the apprentice-starting from scratch; Learn from scratch

12, carp pavilion-it won't go far.

13, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.

14, cut the gordian knot-make a clean break

15, Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.

16, deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear

17, the deaf shot-turned a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...

18, deaf people see dumb-ignore.

19. Door latch made of reed pole-difficult to support.

20. There are countless stone lions on the Lugou Bridge.

2 1, brine tofu-everything has its vanquisher.

22, stewed cold duck meat rotten mouth is not bad.

23. The axe in front of Lu Ban asked-learning is coming.

24. Shen Zhi became a monk-no attachments.

25. Peach Blossoms Fall into the Water-Go with the Flow

26, snowy days over the ice (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot

27. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

28, linen shoes with silk-decent.

29, hemp stalk hand-unreliable; trustless

30, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford the burden; Difficult to carry

3 1, hemp stalk as weighing beam-uncertain.

32. Maliushu Jieban-not a serious material

33, sparrows fighting cocks-more than one can chew

34. Although the sparrow is small, it is bold.

35. The sparrow has jiaozi on its head-its mouth is full.

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope-there is a wrong wire.

37, sesame oil fried tofu-a big capital.

38. Fly by the manger-equip yourself.

39, the wasp is bald-headache; Not covered or covered.

40, wasps sting scorpions-fight poison with poison

4 1, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

42, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

43. The carriage (Liao Juezi)-messed up; a chaotic state

44, ponytail stretched pipa-not worth talking about (play)

45. Playing the Huqin in ponytail —— Whispering softly.

46, circus clown-go through the motions

47. Crane on the dock-can move up and down.

48, leeches see blood-Ding (staring) can't let go (metaphor focuses on vision. )

49. Talk about it-a little kick

50, ants moving-procrastination; Everyone speaks; To punch (a hole).

5 1, ants shake their legs-a little kick

52, ants into the cell-its own way out.

Chopsticks fall into the oil basket-treacherous (sharp) cunning (slippery)

54. Eight horses in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

55. Pull the cow into the mouse hole-it won't work; cannot get through

56, Laba was born-moving (freezing) manual (freezing) feet