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Talk about reverse gender special effects

1. When I put my posture at the lowest level, I saw a wider world. -"Walking, Shutting"

There will always be a voice in people's hearts, and they will work and rest completely according to this voice. This man is either crazy or a legend. -"Years of Burning Love"

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. -"Forrest Gump"

If you have a dream, you should protect it. -"The Pursuit of Happyness"

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best thing in the world, and good things never die. -"The Shawshank Redemption"

6. There is only one disease in the world: poverty. -Desire to survive

7. It's really not that simple to reverse life to the peak. -"The richest man in Xihong City"

8. People are not immutable at birth. On the contrary, life will force them to be born again and again. -"Love in Cholera Period"

9. Years have engraved aging on your face, but they have scraped away the memories in my heart. Growth is a last resort. -"This killer is not too cold"

10, how fast things go in the world, life can be summarized by three situations of a verb, namely: coming, present and past. -"three musketeers"

A lifetime's words

1. In any case, it is always unforgivable for a person to make excuses. The more unloved you are, the more you should love yourself.

2. Some people's love is just a kind of "emotion at that time". If the other person mistakenly regards this feeling as a long-term love, it is naive.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

Don't be afraid to refuse others if your reasons are just. When a person opens his mouth to make a request, he has two answers in mind. Therefore, it is expected to give him any answer.

Don't expect sparrows to fly very high. High in the sky, that is the territory of the eagle. If the sparrow is in the right position, it will still be very happy!

6. People say things and fart. Talking and farting are just one breath.

7. I thought that one day, I would completely forget my love and you, but suddenly one day, I heard an old song and my tears came down, because we listened to it together.

8. I finally found that my eyes on people are too simple. I never thought about what kind of face is under the mask. I always treat the mask directly as my face, but I forget that there is always a tearful face under the smiling face mask.

9. One friend is good, two friends are more, and three friends are too many. Just have a bosom friend, not too many. If you really don't, you still have yourself. Be kind to yourself, get along with yourself and be friends.

10, because of love, so compassion; Because you know, you are tolerant.

1 1, it is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain!

12. Fate is like a book. Inadvertently turned it over and missed the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

13, no matter how ugly people can get married, no matter how beautiful people will be single!

14. The world deceived me and I must fight back. I will not let go of any happiness that belongs to me, even if the price I pay is to fall into hell from now on.

15, the man cried because he really loved; The woman cried because she really gave up.

16, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

17, married a red rose. Over time, the red rose turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white rose was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, white rose is rice residue on clothes, and red rose is Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

18, people will always encounter some words in their lives, which suddenly touch you inadvertently and then change your life. Before you meet them, you live in ignorance, like walking alone in the dark. Once you meet them, you will live in these words like a tour guide friend.

19. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on close people. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

20. Think of a thousand roads at night, and wake up in the morning and go the same way.

2 1, we always practice smiling and finally become people who are afraid to cry.

22. Even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten one day. People who love again will leave one day. No matter how beautiful the dream is, it will wake up one day. Never keep what you should give up. Never let go of what you should cherish, and you can't be friends after breaking up, because you hurt each other! You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply.

23. Love is always a thousand times. How can you love someone if you have never been abandoned or hurt?

24, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you and I hate you, or forget it. How are you? Sorry.

25. When you like me, I don't like you. I liked you when you fell in love with me, but I fell in love with you when you left me. You walk too fast, otherwise I can't keep up with you. We missed Noah's Ark. I missed the Titanic, missed all the thrills, and we will continue to miss it. I don't know where my loneliness comes from, but I really feel lonely. You are lonely, too. Everyone in the world is lonely, but everyone's loneliness is different.

26. When a woman is looking at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, she is just lonely.

27. There will always be a person hidden in everyone's heart in one's life. Maybe this person will never know. Nevertheless, this person will never be replaced by anyone. And that person is like a scar that will never heal. Whenever it is gently lifted or touched, it hurts faintly.

The classic principle of love life

1. If you really love someone, you should try to make him happy. He is happy, you are happy, and then both sides have passion.

2. Women should learn to dress themselves up, don't use simplicity as a shield, don't use housework as an excuse, and a woman who doesn't understand fashion is not complete.

No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

4. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

It doesn't matter to fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

6. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

7. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

8. Don't give up pursuing your plan because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression, and the real decision on whether to combine depends mainly on the personalities of both sides. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

9. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

10. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages: first, enjoy the pleasure of love for as long as possible, and the feeling of marriage and love is very different. Second, the longer you get along with each other, the more you can test whether you are sincere or not, and the more you can see whether your personality is compatible. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

1 1. Men are not bad, but women don't love them. This kind of bad does not mean cruelty, selfishness and ruthlessness. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

12. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because before I got married, I was already on my way to the grave. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

13. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

14. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, passion and dullness. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

15. basically no one is right or wrong about emotional matters. When he (she) wants to leave you, there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

18. It is often said that masculinity means femininity. Do you know what masculinity and femininity are? Masculinity means being open-minded and brave, while femininity means being gentle and considerate.

19. What is charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

20. First love is unforgettable and beautiful. Why? Not because he (she) is beautiful or handsome, nor because what he (she) can't get is good, but because when he (she) just fell in love, he (she) was naive and didn't have any selfish ideas, only knowing to love each other with all his (her) resources. And the love in the future is not so pure. Innocence is the most precious thing in the world. It is her that we long for.

22. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

Whether a man can give you a sense of security lies not in his height at all, but in his high heart. I have met many tall and timid men. I've seen short and high-spirited men. You have to be proud to be a man. Of course, the premise is to be talented.

24. Is it forever? Of course there is! Why don't most people believe there is? Because they haven't found the one that suits them best in their life journey. That is, the one who is destiny takes a hand. Why can't you find it? The vast sea of people, life is like dew, how easy is it to find the one that suits you best? You may find destiny takes a hand at 40, but can you wait until you are 40? I couldn't find it in my twenties, so I had to get married. I found it in my thirties and forties, but I had to give it up. This is the sorrow of life.

25. Why do you seldom see the legendary everlasting and touching love story in your life? Because such feelings are precious, are precious things so beautiful? Do gold and diamonds look good?

Don't believe it? It is difficult to reach the peak of life.

0 1, seize the time to study, start everything from a young age, not afraid of monotonous repetition, and persist in long-term accumulation, it is difficult to succeed.

People who make achievements have no better conditions than ordinary people. On the contrary, they have to go through more tempering and take a more difficult road.

03. Attitude determines success or failure. No matter whether the situation is good or bad, we should have a positive attitude, and don't let depression replace enthusiasm.

If you want to go up a storey still higher, you can provide more and better services than expected.

The condition of success lies in courage and self-confidence, which comes from a sound mind and a healthy body.

06. Thorough theory and precise strategy. Then overcome all difficulties with unswerving courage and spirit, and you will succeed.

If you want to succeed, you should regard persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.

Climbing high will make you feel inferior. If you think too high, you can't succeed. Therefore, successful people must cultivate a cool head and focus on everything. This is the key to success.

09. Burning enthusiasm, together with practical and useful knowledge and perseverance, is the most common character to create success.

10. Smart people never wait for opportunities, but seize them, use them, conquer them and treat them as servants.