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On March 8, talk about mood.

On March 8, I talked about the mood as follows:

1. Without you, the world would collapse, and with you, the world would be turned upside down. Your hair is always longer than mine, and you always wear more colors than mine. But I still want to remind you that it's time to lose weight. Happy March 8th!

2. Today is your festival. You have always been the boss in our world, and you have the final say in our affairs! Dear, Happy Women's Day!

Based on your good performance on Women's Day, you are exempted from punishment, and now you are awarded the title of "2 1 century new good man". I hope you will make persistent efforts!

4. March 8th is coming. See if you have the qualifications to be a playboy: first, spend money on gifts she likes; Second, take pains to prepare romantic surprises for her; Third, spend energy to do all the housework.

5. Beautiful you, today is your holiday. You are everything in the days with you, and everything is you in the days without you. I wish you a happy March 8th.

6. It's another March 8th Festival, and you are enjoying the benefits given to you by the whole world. Without the sun, flowers will not bloom. Without women, there would be no love, no mother, no poet and no hero.

7. Looking up, thousands of people in Qian Qian. On this day that belongs to women, I have a word to say to them, that is, I have two lives: one is to be born and the other is to meet you!

8,3838, happy haha; 3838, happiness is just right; In 3838, he made a fortune; 3838, sweet rustling; 3838, good luck; 3838, send a text message: Happy March 8th!

9. Hey, it's raining and dirty. Hello, wife, today is Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of blessings and greetings, which is the most precious "shabby"!

10, it's women's day, my god! Half the sky is gone, when can there be "Women's Day"? Wait!