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How does the Broken Hand Party survive in the Jedi?

Bian Xiao is purely a rookie who eats chicken. Although he started playing the game as soon as it came out, he usually played less because of his busy work. Nearly 300 hours of game experience, I just want to say that 5555 have eaten chicken three times. Others are Jedi for survival, and I am Jedi for death.

A battlefield unknown to the player

Let's talk about eating chicken three times first, and then talk more about gossip.

Yes, the first time I ate chicken was when Bian Xiao was alone. Pure luck, a second-class equipment, a submachine gun and AK, adhere to the principle of "one is greed", run poison all the way, just don't shoot, hahaha, finally entered the finals. At this time, it was hot on the right side, and I was lying on the bush, which was useless to the person with the magnifying glass. When the gunfire ended, I looked into the circle. Oh, my God, there's no one there. Do you want to climb in? Do you want to? After some struggle, I saw a man crawling towards me. You want to fight? If you resist, you will be exposed. What if you don't fight? He will still be found if he climbs over. What should I do? Forget it, throw caution to the wind, clap clap (don't get me wrong). I killed each other before I knew it. At this moment, I jumped out of the picture and was lucky. I ate chicken at night. Ha ha ha ha, I didn't read the last remaining number, so I hesitated for so long.

Later, I ate chicken twice, once killing one and once killing zero. Haha, it's all mixed up.

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I believe everyone has heard of all kinds of wonderful ways to die in Bian Xiao.

How to die: where is the person? Who's hitting me? Who the fuck is cheating on me?

Method 2: Shh, there is a car, run to the tree, there is a tree, oh, there. It's getting closer. I'll hide. I will hide again. Ah, it's black.

How I died: I drove a jeep and went on the road happily. Wow, there is someone in front. Go ahead, kill it. Bang bang, the screen is black. Damn it, why can't I kill others when others hit me? Or killed?

How did you die? 4: Haha, I just killed a man and received a wave of express delivery. My heart is full of joy, hey, why does it keep ringing? Oh, it turned out to be a bombing zone. Run. I run and run and run and run. Boom, black screen, number 56.

Don't blow me up, don't blow me up, I'm a kind editor.

How to die: someone is in front, stop, stop. Ready to press the F key, ready, hey, why did I fall down and die? I can.

How I died: I sang folk songs to find my sister, and my sister came out to send a wave of express delivery to my brother. The voice of the world suddenly sounded. Look, there is a man singing. Poop-poop, that who, that who, can't you kill me after I finish singing?

How to die 7: Comrades, when our power plant starts, I will fall into the middle workshop, so don't take it from me. Jump, open the umbrella, I fly, hey, there is a telephone pole, I go around, go around. What happened? You've fallen to your death. Shit, this is a prank. The teammates cursed.

Bian Xiao, who was hanged, thought it was normal. Driving a motorcycle will kill him, sailing will kill him, licking a bag will kill him, killing teammates, running over teammates, and all kinds of hand injuries. His teammates summed him up as a slow, slow rookie who didn't look at the map, couldn't tell the difference between gunshots, couldn't cut the gun, couldn't drive automatically, couldn't shoot, and played for so long.

I wish I could be so strong.

Usually I don't have time to watch the anchor study or anything. Tell me what to do if it is swollen. Great gods passing by give some advice.