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Tell me what kind of weird boyfriends you have seen?
My sister’s boyfriend brought a big gift when he came to visit my house for the first time!
I came to the door with a big watermelon in my arms, without even a plastic bag.
It was midsummer at that time, and watermelons cost two cents a pound. Visually, this watermelon cost no more than ten yuan.
As soon as I entered the door, I said to my parents like a treasure, "Uncle and aunt, eat watermelon. I asked the vendor to cut a small corner and taste it. It's so sweet!"
My parents, who had always been gentle, turned green at the time. They really couldn’t understand how my beautiful sister found such a stingy and aggressive boyfriend.
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