Give a speech at the welcome meeting

A: Thank you. Thank you very much for giving us sparse applause (expression, salute) as soon as you came on stage.

Thank you (salute)

B: (smiling at A) Did you find it? The audience today is really quite large.

Yes, that's right.

B: Did you see that Class X, Class X and Class X are all here?

A: (with emotion) Yes, I usually don't come to class so neatly!

(Excited) I am very happy to be here tonight. Please support me a lot. I'm new here.

A: Oh, that needs to be introduced to everyone. This is my partner, classmate and my best friend. What's your name again?

B: (sobbing) Still friends. xx

A: That's right. XX, an excellent crosstalk performer, is an outstanding talent in our XX department …

B: Eh, don't, don't, don't ... I'm still lacking in front of A. As everyone knows, you are a talent in our department.

From now on, you will be a talent in our department …

What about you? …

A: I have said it everywhere in the hospital.

B: (Helpless) So modest ...

We are here today to share college life with you.

B: That's right. First of all, share your pick-up girl last night …

A: I can only make tea!

B: make scented tea! Last night, I saw you waiting under the X building with a rose in your hand. Still singing in my mouth: "I was conquered by you like this and cut off all my retreat ..."

A: (Stop quickly) B: Since you have seen it all, I will tell you that last night, I made an appointment with a girl ...

B: (cutting in eagerly) How about it?

A: (Mysterious, whispering) Half the battle …

What do you mean?

I went, but I didn't ...

B: It doesn't matter ... isn't it just a shame?

A: I am a single-minded person emotionally.

B: (surprised) You are single-minded to every woman.

A: I am fighting a protracted war. I believe that true love only happens once.

B: Then I fight guerrilla warfare. This doesn't work. Change it to that. (Make it chic)

A: (contemptuously) What virtue? ! People like you are animals when they take off their clothes.

B: (speechless) What about getting dressed?

A: The devil wears Prada ...

B: (pause for a moment) The clean and jerk is better than studying for ten years.

A: Contrary to you ... Well, I am so good that no one loves me. You said … (B: I know, A: I'm a very low …) Yes, I'm very low on my girlfriend. There are only two points: first, it's a woman …

B: Nonsense! And second?

A: It must be alive …

B: This requirement is very low. ..

A: Forget about feelings, love is not all we have …

Learning is our job.

A: In learning, XX is our role model.

B: (proudly handing it over) I'm flattered ...

Wen can embrace the world with open arms and ride a horse to embrace the world!

B: (Action) What about me ...

A: If you can't catch cheating in the exam, you can get a scholarship at the bottom.

B: Eh, Eh, how do you talk? !

A: Well, compliment you! XX helps me a lot in my study. I used to be the last in my class …

B: What about now?

A: It has risen to the penultimate ~

I have contributed a lot.

Well, who's the last one now?

B: (as if sighing) It's me ~

A: It doesn't matter. Who is the last difference between us?

B: XX, actually, I was very self-motivated, but I still failed in the exam. What can I do to stay online?

How can I hold on? If I knew, I would insist.

Yes, you hung up, too.

A: (Singing) In 2009, it was a summer, and a teacher drew a circle on my test paper, which was a mythical rise …

B: Stop singing, our names are bitter ...

A: Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is to pay the repair fee …

B: (excited) We can't degenerate. From now on, we should learn from each other and redouble our efforts …

A: It is ok to redouble your efforts. Let's learn from each other. We are the penultimate one. ...

b； Then from now on, you must make up your mind about the teapot!

A: It must be a swan.

Our teapot is red.

A: That's right.

B: er ~ but … as a friend, I still want to point out your shortcomings for your promotion ~

Well, I also have something to remind you.

Well, was it once that he was the lead singer of our class in the school singing competition …

A: This is a compliment …

But he sings out of tune ...

A: But … yes, my classmates are still out of place with me collectively … which fully shows my leadership ability in our class …

He is the monitor of our class …

A: Well, I'm also a member of the Life Committee.

As a monitor, you should care about your classmates.

I care ...

How do you care? Oh, don't cry, isn't it just breaking up?

A: Right. ...

B: Life is still wonderful ...

It says so. ...

Didn't he give up on you?

A: Yes. ..

B: Come with me ~

A: (Absence for a moment) Is that what I said?

B: I mean you should really care about your classmates, just like I am a professional sports committee member.

Well, he won many honors for our class. In yesterday's football match, the whole game of 0-0 team was deadlocked. At the critical moment when there was only 0. 1 second left in the game, XX kicked the ball into his own goal, which was called fast and accurate. ...

I missed ...

A: Yes, it must have missed ... 180 degrees.

B: But in essence, the kick was very good, and many spectators applauded ...

A: You mean the other side's cheerleaders …

Please save some face for me in front of so many classmates!

A: Vanity … Now some college students have this problem … For example, if you meet someone who is one or two years older than you, you must call him a senior, otherwise he will ignore you …

That's true. I only suffered so much. Come down from area A and find a second teacher.

A: Isn't this right there?

Don't you know that new student just came in? No, I will only ask freshmen and sophomores ... (turning to A) Excuse me. ...

I don't know

B: I can't help it I asked my junior again, "Where is the second teacher?"

A: .....

B: I haven't found it all day.

A: I can't find it for half a year. The reason why I didn't call my senior.

B: Actually, we should all help each other. Elder sister should take care of younger brother ...

A: The elder brother should take care of the younger sister. (rushing off the stage) Hello, Younger …

B: People in love should pay attention to progress and encouragement, and don't play games.

A: Can't you bring it back during the day and take it out at night ... Say goodbye in a few days, be responsible and treat it sincerely.

Always keep in touch with your parents. Actually, they miss you very much ...

A: Well, that's right. Don't be like me. I was ashamed to receive a letter from my father this morning …

B: Listen. ...

A: Dear son, you haven't contacted your family for a long time. Today, under the reminder of my neighbor, I remembered that you still have a son in Suining. Come back early, we miss you.

Thanks to this neighbor.

A: Finally, let me remind you. Don't catch a cold when swine flu strikes.

B: Love hygiene, get plenty of ventilation and wash your hands frequently ...

A: Washing is healthier.

I wish everyone good health.

A: yes man.

Very successful at school.

A: the career is promising.

B: Happy marriage.

A: Give birth early. We've gone too far, okay?