Funny sentences that can't afford clothes and pants

1. Girls' dressing pain points: No clothes to wear in different seasons, and I felt streaking last season.

2. I feel that I have no clothes to wear in different seasons. I give up as soon as I clean the house, so is the grass on the wall.

3. It's too cold. I haven't changed my clothes since the season changed. Strangely, I couldn't have worn nude photos last fall.

My birthday is coming, and my old friend came to ask me what I was missing. I don't want anything, money and love.

5. Don't give it to me without money. You think you can live as long as you love. Can there be no bread in today's society ! Besides, we have no love.

6. Husband, I want to buy clothes. Are you obedient? Not obedient, not obedient, not buying. I am obedient, obedient and don't buy it.

7. Don't tell me that it's cold to take care of yourself and put on more clothes, either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

8. This double eleven has no desire to shop at all … I made a list early last year, but I don't want to buy anything this year … The activity is getting more and more stingy. What does Double Eleven do?

9. Rich people have no talent; Talented people have no money. After years of hard work, I found the unity of the two! It is neither money nor talent.

Suddenly looking forward to the weather next week, cool, autumn feeling, the only drawback is changing seasons, no clothes to wear.

1 1. As a boy with no money, no power and no appearance. Only left a scarred heart for the forgotten girl in the corner.

12. I want to buy clothes, but I have no money … I'm greedy, I want to eat shrimp, I have no money … I haven't slept so late, and I don't want to go to work tomorrow, so I can't … You see how pathetic I am.

13. The Double Eleven Shopping Carnival has not been overdrawn, just enough to eat the soil. ... what rent! What? Save money! Buy buy only!

14. I finally emptied the shopping cart that had been stored for half a year. Unfortunately, there is one in the double eleven.

15. Even if you make money by selling clothes, people who buy clothes do choose the clothes that look the best.

16. Me: Will you give me money? Dad: Of course. Me: Cold. I want to buy clothes. Would you like to sponsor me? My dad: No!

I want to go shopping. I want to buy clothes. I don't wear clothes in cold weather and clothes in hot weather. Where are the clothes?

18, every year when the seasons change, I always feel that I have no clothes to wear, but every time I pack my clothes, I can't help but sigh where I got so many clothes, and some of them didn't even take off their tags.

19. When I was a child, I admired Don the most. Although she has no money, momentum, looks and figure, there are still a group of crazy people who love her. For me, happiness is nothing more than that.

20. Double Eleven has no desire to shop. The poor compare what they want to buy. 3M plan, I don't want to see more than 500.

2 1. Nima may be influenced by the Double Eleven. Shopping has been bursting recently, really bursting. The key is to put desire into action, not to control it.

22. One day, can we go shopping and buy clothes so happily? With you as my matchmaker and me as your choice, no matter how cold it is in winter, our hearts are warm.

23. If you have money, you are your father. If you have no money, what are you? Work hard while you are young. Society is not about you reaching the top of the kang. Imagine that one day your parents.

24. headache. What should I do if I don't wear clothes, don't go out, don't smell beautiful, don't wash my hair, don't want shoes, and are lazy? !

25. Before the Double Eleven, put all the clothes and shoes in the shopping cart. Del, it's not that I don't want to buy black technology.

26. Girls' Day, Women's Day and Double Eleven Shopping Carnival have set up so many festivals for women. Think about why there is no men's day.

27. The headphone cable with the smell of laundry detergent is the saddest thing this week. There is an earphone cable in the double eleven shopping cart.

28. Recently, I got a serious illness. I feel sad and dead. Pathologically, this disease is called: when the seasons change, I feel that I have no clothes to wear.

29. Double Eleven shopping needs to be cautious. Don't buy just because there are many discounts. It is wise to choose reliable sellers and merchants with formal channels and shops with high after-sales reputation.

30. Every shopping festival like Double Eleven, I can't get up by setting an alarm clock. First, I don't want to join in the fun. Second, I'm too sleepy to stay up all night.

3 1. Double eleven is here. Seeing the things in the shopping cart, I can't bear to spend money to buy them, and I want to save money.

32. Every time I buy clothes, I ask myself how long I can wear them. It's like being with a man and asking yourself how long you can love him.

33. This Goddess Day no longer needs to give Danny all kinds of things, but happily chop things for himself. This is healthy.

34. Girls feel streaking as soon as they change seasons, as if they were streaking at this time last year. Boys and girls really have different ideas.

35. Because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, and you feel too dull together. Because she is a goddess, unreasonable and inconsiderate, you will say that she is lovely.

36. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.