Silent couplets

On a big day, the moon is bright and bright.

The ancient trees withered in front of the rocks. This wood is firewood.

Talking about devouring the sky

Eager for fame and ambition

Tu cheng tu Huan cheng tu

Jin Jinjing Jing Rong Jinjing

Plant bamboo shoots in front of the hall

Plant flowers and elderberry behind the temple.

There are two interpretations of this couplet, one is literal, and the other is: Mr. Damaged-damaged by Mr., the elders know-the elders know)

Draw a picture of a lotus monk.

Books are close to Chinese characters Hanlin books.

In the forest where two apes cut down trees, the little lynx can also see each other.

Take the lead, how can an old beast hoof?

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell. The boy fell happily.

Girls chew the duck head, but the duck head is salty, and girls are too salty.

Aunt grandly rode a big horse.

Grandma and her wife are driving the old sheep.

Mother rode very slowly and scolded the horse.

Niu Niu Red Bull Niu Yi Niu Niu Cattle.

Grandma drinks cheese, but grandma eats cheese.

My uncle has a pigeon, and my uncle has a pigeon.

Ink boy grinds ink, and one pulse of ink splashes ink boy.

Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes her eyebrows.

The waterwheel stops running with the waterwheel.

Fan, fan, wind, fan, fan and wind

The cat is lying on the wall, and the wind is blowing the cat. Mao Mao didn't move the cat.

The eagle fell from the tree, and the shadow of the sunshine eagle was oblique, but the eagle was not oblique.

Buddha offers Buddha, Buddha extends Buddha, Buddha receives Buddha, Buddha loves Buddha, and Buddha praises Buddha's fragrance.

Feed the chicken with corn, the chicken will open its corn, the chicken will look at its corn, the chicken will not eat its corn, and the chicken will feel stinky.

Scenery (describe the scenery, furnishings, etc. of the four seasons. )

There is no wind and wrinkles in the green water.

Castle peak is not always a snow-white head.

Sunshine, snow and dripping water are cloudless.

The wind blows the dust, and there is no smoke without fire.

Fish umbrella with lotus leaves in the pool

Spider silk curtain on the beam

Who dares to be a chessboard star in the sky

Pipa road is a string, which one can play it?

A woman is dressing up, with two mirrors hanging on three sides.

Lonely lights hung on the wall, and they saluted four times.

Playing chess with drums, drums will sound.

In the gong, the color explodes when it touches the gong.

Red candle and tears burning heartbroken?

The bronze bell growled painfully.

February vernal equinox, August autumnal equinox, day and night are neither long nor short.

Moisturize once every three years, once every five years, and there is no mistake between yin and yang.

Rain hits the bamboo pole, and the bachelor cries.

The wind blows the gourd, and the monk shakes his head.

The dog walks in the snow.

Guitar double Zhu Qiao leaf three

Chickens and dogs walk in the snow lined with plum blossoms and bamboo leaves.

Monkey-horse crossing the frost bridge, bergamot with citron

Liu Ying is a river fish in the tree.

Sophora japonica falls to the ground and pushes branches.

The pot leaks dry and the boat leaks full.

When the lamp blows to extinguish the fire, it burns.

By the roadside, Ma Ye stretched out his green hand. What do you want?

Lotus in the pool is holding a powder fist, who will hit who?

Place names (based on place names)

(Beijing place name)

There is no silk in the beekeeping channel at the mouth of silkworm pond to make honey.

How can the Lama Hutong in the firecracker field blow smoke?

Shangkaner, Yingyi Street, Zhenjiang City, Sichuan Province

Shaanxi Xiangbanjie Hutong Suzhou Xiapoer

(Note, Chuanying: Chuanying Hutong in Xuanwu District; Shaanxi Lane: one of the eight hutongs of Tianqiao; One Foot Street: Yang Meizhu Xie Jiexi Duan; Semi-hutong: Caishikou, Zhenjiang Shangkan: Fangshan Zhenjiang Camp; Downhill in Suzhou: There are Suzhou Hutong and Suzhou Lane in Chongwenmennei Street. I'm not from Beijing. Some place names may have disappeared or changed today. Please correct me if there are any mistakes. )

Black pagoda temple does not see black pagoda.

There are no white clouds in Baiyun Temple.

Ba Zhuang Li he er zu Barry

Three stores are more than three.

(Tianjin place name)

Xiaowangzhuang Li Shang Station Shinan No.3 Restaurant

In front of Hongqiao, gulou west sells salt water.

(Other place names)

Dry land Sanbo Crystal Pantuo Jinshan Temple

Xia Zi Palace is covered with a starry pearl umbrella.

The son of heaven sacrificed to the Temple of Heaven and sailed for the overpass before dawn.

Ignorance of the search for hell in the underworld

Ten thousand bricks make ten Buddhist temples.

One boat, two oars, three people crossing Sixian Bridge.

There are three pagodas in front of them: Temple, Pagoda, Pagoda and Pagoda.

There are five terraces behind Wutai Mountain, Taiwan, Taiwan and Taiwan. (learn to play a small gong).

Human feelings (worldly wisdom, inspirational comfort, auspicious words, etc. )

How do cows pull carts to transport beef?

A dog got into the kennel and chewed the dog's bones.

If you don't care, it will be chaotic.

People are born without base.

Busy being famous, busy making money, busy relaxing and having a cup of tea.

Ask for clothes, food and pleasure, and bring a pot of wine.

Uncle Kuo, he went to the restaurant, set up a banquet, guessed his fists and ordered food. He was very proud.

Poor people, walking on the dam, frowning and full of grief and indignation, ouch! Ouch! ouch

For example, Manqian incarnates a funny ladder to open people's wisdom.

Jin Duo, as if reborn in the West, sang generously to awaken the world.

When a villain tells a lie, he turns green and acts like a gentleman.

A husband who speaks like a fool and repents is a hero.

Others:

Nanda people advance northward, eastward and westward.

The shopkeeper sells summer cloth in spring and winter storage in autumn.

Fly north and fly south, with wings divided up and down.

The rear rail of the front car goes down around two laps.

The freezing rain sprinkled on the window, two o'clock east and three o'clock west.

Chop up the guests seven times, eight times.

Ma Ma Chi ya Zao

The sheep gnawed at the onion.

Little mouse steals hot bean jelly.

Short worms coil dwarf sorghum.

Goats touch their horns on the mountain (baa)

Buffalo's waist is lower than buffalo's (moo)

Who wears a lotus monk in Hanoi?

Who smokes persimmons bought by the persimmon master in the market?

Spring Festival couplets in traditional cross talk "Selling Spring Festival couplets"

(also known as "writing Spring Festival couplets", there are propositions and horizontal comments)

Self-mockery in New Year:

People spend New Year's Day in two days.

I'm nine years old and I'm in junior high school.

Horizontal batch: until you die of poverty

("Two Ups and Eight Downs" refers to Bao jiaozi, and "Nine Outdoors and One Middle School" refers to pinching corn. )

Salt shop:

Water-based, salt is not sold privately

It is formed by borrowing soil, although paying taxes is an official line.

Horizontal batch: Salt is salty.

Crosstalk speakers:

Talking about the past and today's banter, there is no need to make people laugh, gather money and perform thousands of arts.

On the world, according to the source, I let you laugh every day and earn a day by laughing every day.

Horizontal criticism: eternal coolie

Double springs:

Suppose you really learn to be a man.

Sing two parts before and after the performance.

Horizontal batch: no fart

Drum girl:

Wear red, hang green, offer a thousand beauties, and slowly open the new rhyme of lips.

Dressed in purple and blue, charming and touching, singing old songs on her teeth.

Horizontal batch: it's over when you're old (thighs are really white)

Opium smoke house:

A solitary lamp illuminates a person's life.

Half a stick down countless heroes.

Horizontal criticism: never get out of the way

(Smoking was forbidden at that time)

Theater (see appendix for other versions):

Become the first Xu Fugui.

Fake wedding in bridal chamber

Horizontal batch: in and out (in and out)

Pancake:

The round surface of clanging sound is sparse and large.

More onions, less sauce, more rolls and longer.

Horizontal batch: the more you eat, the shorter it will be.

Toilet:

Come in and grin.

Go out and see Shu Mei.

Horizontal batch: first pull and then wipe

(old) bathhouse

Golden roosters don't sing soup first.

The cloud board taps the courtyard (or: the red sun rises to the courtyard; Jade board gently encourages guests to come early; Arrive early at sunrise)

(new) bath pool

Take a bath when you are sick.

You can't get drunk when you are old.

Horizontal batch: take it off and wash it.

Titoupu (haircut Guan)

As soon as he entered the door, he was a scholar with a pale head.

Go out and find a white-faced scholar

Horizontal batch: do not shave your eyebrows

Audience:

Please come here for entertainment.

Listen to our cross talk and smile.

Horizontal approval: many blessings for a long life

Myself (teasing):

Natural scholar spirit

I learned a lot of economic articles.

Horizontal criticism: Everyone loves everyone.

Get married:

100 Many guests and friends congratulated each other.

The bride has two or three children.

Horizontal recognition: being a father in the door

(public foundation)

Train:

Thousands of miles take iron as their profession.

Fire enters ten thousand people.

Horizontal criticism: afraid of going out of line (derailment)

(Li Deyang Zhang Dequan Edition bottom)

The appendix, some less common couplets, also appears in this paragraph:

Theater 1:

Learn from the monarch, father and son, husband and wife, friends, loyalty and filial piety.

Noble or poor, angry or sad, you will call a ups and downs performance a surprise.

Horizontal batch: come out and go in again

(This couplet is on the stage of Beijing Guanghe Building)

Theater 2

Autumn is in my brow, and I look at the fragrant pearls and relive the depths.

Flowers spring like a dream. I remember Ding dancing and sleeping in Kunlun.

(Dashilan Happy Paradise couplets, destroyed)

Theater 3:

Yao Shunsheng and Tang Wujing; Five tyrants and seven males, ugly ears. Yi Yin squire is a juggler, and the rest are greeted by generals, but they will wave flags and call them handmaiden.

Four books are white, and six classics are cited; A hundred schools of thought contend about miscellaneous things, Du Fu and Li Bai will sing a few words casually, and in addition, they will talk bookish, and most of them will beg along the street to make lotus flowers.

This couplet was written by Ji Yun and engraved on the stage of Yuanmingyuan.

Theater 4 (new stage):

Your face is ugly, thanks to some clothes. You are different today from yesterday.

I let you do all kinds of ugly things as soon as I open my eyes, and there will always be a time to step down.

(It is said that it was a pair of stages in Nanjing during the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty. The Wuwei version of Taiwan Province Province was used to describe the new drama, which was suspected of alluding to current events.)

There are several special couplets in Wei Wu Edition of Taiwan Province:

1:

Debt is not because of narrowness.

Who wants money on purpose during the Spring Festival?

Horizontal batch: Let's talk about it in the New Year.

Tracking account 2:

Flattering the courage of the overlord in the gun competition is coming to pay for it.

Break the death sentence and use Kong Ming's clever plan not to pay back the money.

Horizontal criticism: I moved the knife in a hurry.

Home page:

Although the chrysanthemum fireworks Liuxiang

I am a good citizen.

Horizontal batch: money is indispensable (no credit)

Fireworks:

It's more fun to push a cup for a change when the moon is quiet.

At dawn, people leave their wealth.

Horizontal batch: come back tomorrow.

Modern edition (non-traditional content only contains a small amount as a representative):

Restaurant:

Stir-fry, cook and stir-fry at will.

The belly wings of ginseng and dolphins are delicious.

Horizontal batch: do you invoice?

Make love to:

Sitting side by side in the double shadow of the river.

Walking on the road, the right person is right.

Horizontal batch: one man and one woman.

Warbler:

Deng Huachu's lips are leaning against the door.

When the police arrive, hide as soon as possible.

Horizontal criticism: not me

Some couplets in stand-up crosstalk are "Xie Xueshi";

(keep a few doubles. )

Businesses everywhere are booming,

Strong financial resources, up to three rivers.

(vulgar couple)

Han Wadang Wen prolongs life,

Zhou copper plate is rich and auspicious.

Hong Fan and Five Blessingg said that they would get rich first.

Ten and a half chapters on university financial management.

Su became the national seal of the six countries.

Zhang Gongzhi took the fifth generation of Qi Chang back to Bao.

(pawnshop)

Wear black clothes to show off the scholar when you enter the door.

Go out and find a white-faced scholar

(Shaving shed)

Tuoshanbao changed countries, and the baby returned to the treasure land.

Sell gold with black gold and fill the golden gate with gold.

(coal shop)

Honesty has been passed down for a long time.

Poetry and calligraphy are handed down from generation to generation.

The door of a thousand bamboos (short),

Thousands of copies (long).

Horizontal criticism: big articles

Children are flying in the air,

Adults can't live with anger.

The babies at the bottom of the well are all green.

The crabs cooked in the pot are bright red.

(or as:

Toad wore a green coat when he came out of the water.

The crab in the soup is wearing a red robe.

At first glance, the puppy thinks the road is narrow.

Dapeng spreads his wings and hates the sky.

The wind blows thousands of ponytails.

Rizhao Longlin Wandianjin

Boys look at the rafters, one two three four five six seven eight nine X,

Sir, this is life. A, b, p, d, e is a good idea.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl is eating a duck's head, but the duck's head is salty, which is too much for the girl.

Snow fell on the edge of the column, giving a white jade belt.

Judging by fireworks, the real estate is half a robe soap.

Keywords Pu Ye Tao Ye grape leaves, herbaceous woody,

Plum blossom, osmanthus rose, spring fragrance and autumn fragrance.

Idle people are not allowed to become sages,

No thieves, no monks.

A bookish boy grinds ink, but a bookish boy wipes ink.

Add coal to Mei, and the coal explodes Xiang Mei's eyebrows.

Jade-inlaid copper basin frozen ice gold

Lotus leaves are sprinkled with rain and green beads.

Four words for a lamp, wine;

The second one looks at the drums and gongs on both sides.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow;

Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

In the deep mountain where two apes cut down trees, the little monkey dared to saw;

A horse slipped in the mud. How can an old beast run out of its hoof?

The wind doesn't shake, the rain doesn't sweep, the toad doesn't bark, the money doesn't drop, and a big fairy smiles when she opens her mouth;

The car has no wheels, the horse has no saddle, the phase has no right, the gun is smokeless, and the two take the lead.

(Another version:

Dragons don't sing, tigers don't bark, fish don't jump, toads don't jump, laughing off their fangs.

Cars have no wheels, horses have no saddles, elephants have no teeth, and guns have no fire. Take General Sene alive. )

On poetry;

Suddenly, I heard a beep outside the door, and the bonus sedan chair took people. Tonight, the wedding night, tomorrow the two sides in-laws;

Suddenly I heard a bang in the room. It was Cao An who came to serve tea. The tea tray fell to the ground and the tea spilled. At that time, he was angry with his old enemy.

I am the jade star above, and the jade emperor ordered me to go down to heaven, just because the doll made trouble and saw my magical jade bottle.

Because you went to heaven privately, and you went to Zuo Jintong. Come with me to hand in the jade seal and ask me to get the white jade bottle back.