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A particularly obscene poem.

The obscene verse is as follows:

1, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy. The pavilion in Song Guanlou is very quiet, and the night in the swing yard is very heavy. -Su Shi's Spring Night

Spring nights, even for a short time, are very precious. The flowers exude a faint fragrance, and the moonlight casts a dim shadow under the flowers.

2, eighteen brides and eighty lang, gray hair and red makeup. Mandarin ducks are stacked in the night, and a pear tree presses Haitang. -Su Shi's "Play to Zhang Xian"

Zhang was a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, and most of his poems reflected the life of poetry and wine and the love between men and women in the upper class at that time. Art comes from life, and he is very experienced in this field.

When Zhang Xian was young, he had an affair with a little nun. When the old nun found out, she locked the little nun in the attic. But Zhang Xian was jealous. In the middle of the night, he rowed the boat to the attic, followed the ladder that the little nun secretly put down, and climbed up the private meeting.

3, a storm came late and washed away the light. I cut the spring clothes, but I put light makeup on Ling Hua. The crimson wisp is thin and clear, and the snow is greasy and crisp. Laugh Tan Lang, tulle kitchen pillows are cold tonight. -Li Qingzhao's Ugly Slave

In the evening, a storm washed away the sultry summer heat during the day, and the weather became cool. After playing the sheng spring, I put on a thin layer of evening makeup in front of the mirror The crimson pajamas are hazy, the white skin is looming, and the intoxicating fragrance bursts in. He smiled and gently raised his lips and said, "Lang Jun, the bamboo mat is really cool tonight.