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First, love is like an exam, not because I can't afford to lose, but because of you. Second, don't mention memories to me. Because I don't want to remember, I buried him in my heart. Third, pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to prevent others from seeing the scar. Fourth, love is a difficult journey, and we are all lonely travelers. No matter how hot I feel, I have no courage to put out the fire. 6. Is her love for him just a competition, just a proof? Seven, the reason why there is fruit is because there is no beginning. Eight, the world is no longer serious. Nine, it doesn't matter whether others say it is good or not, as long as I like it. I have never lived for anyone. Just get used to it. Thank you for teaching me to be insensitive; Thank you for letting me know that the world is cold. No matter how fierce a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you. 12. My last name is my first name. I love you. Thirteen, from now on, I will never let you get any harm. Fourteen, cover your eyes and cover your heart. Fifteen, there are some things that we couldn't understand when we were young. When we understand, we are no longer young. 16. Don't say I've changed. You know, we all change. It's just a matter of who comes first. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you. Betrayal is more deadly than poison, more choking than falling into the sea, and more collapsing than falling off a cliff. If you can find someone who loves you more than I do, I will let go of your hand. Twenty, it's not strange, but it's even stranger than strange. I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. Twenty-two, people who don't love me, I don't want to be free and easy but sad. I am timid, afraid of the dark, like to walk with my head down, not open-minded, with many shortcomings, and sometimes I don't even like myself. Give up what you can't get. Does it hurt to think of it every day? Twenty-five, don't invade the eight winds and wait for my lover. 26. Now all the children celebrate Valentine's Day. Twenty-seven, love doesn't have so many reasons, just simple happiness. -I think maybe I can't forget you. -I think maybe I still love you as before. Twenty-nine, blame me for pestering you and binding you. As long as I see you getting close to someone else, I don't want to talk to you again. Thirty-one, thirty-one is always ruthlessly performing one farce after another. It is not that I don't want to grow up, but that I miss you, me and him at that time. 33. I'm afraid of the feeling of gain and loss. Please stay here all the time. 34. By your parents, you are a princess at most, by your husband, you are a princess at most, and by yourself, you are a queen. If one day the world ends, I hope you are the last person I see. Thirty-six, there are several crazy people in each class who laugh hard. We always scold them ... because they have something we don't have. Thirty-seven, you silly child, why are you with him? Thirty-eight, June 1, I'll go with whoever buys me candy. Thirty-nine, loving someone right is luck wrong and youth. Forty, no longer tempted, no longer sincere. Forty-one, the teacher will definitely arrange one or two bad grades to be naughty and become cadres or something. Forty-two, some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Many times I don't know whether I'm listening to a song or myself. Forty-three, the night light is shrouded, who cuts off the flow for you, and you are displaced all your life. 44. For the person you love, you will become unrecognizable. Forty-five, long but stubborn, short but fickle. 46. The dirtiest thing in the world is self-esteem. 47. I thought friendship would last forever, but I forgot that time is always ruthless. Forty-eight, sometimes I find that people around me don't know themselves. Facing the people around me, I suddenly feel speechless. Forty-nine, dear, you promised me that you would never part with me. 50. Will you back down because of the bumpy road ahead? Are you afraid of being covered with thorns? Are you a loser, young man? 5 1. Every time I feel sad, I take it as a joke. Every time I travel, I take it as an understanding. Don't think that every time I tell you, it will make me laugh. Sometimes, indifference is not heartless, but a tool to avoid being hurt. Men's classic talk 2 1. When a man is entangled in a city, there must be a woman who loves the city deeply, hates it because of love, and finally entangles her life, hurts her life, and remembers her life. 2. Men are good at lying, while women are good at pretending. 3. A man keeps a night for a woman, and a woman keeps a life for a man. Interestingly, men can't wait, but they often say "wait for you all your life"; Women can't afford to wait, but they have waited all their lives. 4, men promiscuous, hurt women, women are infatuated, and women themselves are hurt. Men and women have absolutely different views on love at first sight. Women want love at first sight, which comes from romantic fantasy, while men want love at first sight, which comes from the temptation of the lower body. 6. Men are loyal to each other, while women are single-minded about love. No matter how deep the knife is inserted into the meat, it is only the pain of the flesh. Once the knife is inserted into the heart, it will be very painful, and the wound will be difficult to heal for life. 7. It is difficult for men to leave their hometown, or to leave their hometown, which must be related to women. 8. There is no prodigal son in the world. If you are scolded by women a lot, you will become a prodigal son. 9. As long as it is not a hollow reputation, men would rather be prodigals. Because the prodigal son's life is rich and colorful, the return of the prodigal son is more expensive than gold, and more importantly, the prodigal son lives truly. 10, meeting a good woman is a blessing for a man in his last life; Meeting a bad woman is a doomed thing for a man in his life.