What humorous expressions do you want to take off?

1. I wake up feeling empty in the morning! Suddenly want to take off the bill of a single dog for ten thousand years.

If being single can be like losing your hair, it's easy.

3. Can the country cover the distribution target? Want to fall in love!

I want to know where everyone found boyfriends. Ask before going to bed.

The idea of wanting to fall in love is the sequela after watching a sweet drama.

6. I want to go out on Sunday and say to myself: Why?

7. I have been waiting for many years. Where is my other half?