4 super classic sentences, funny words, mood phrases

4 classic sentences are funny. Talk about mood phrases

1. Live well, because we will die for a long time.

2. The house price is getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ...

3. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock ...

4. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make a mistake again.

5. When there is no money, my wife and secretary; When rich, secretary and wife.

6. Tell lies with real names in reality, and tell the truth with pseudonyms in the Internet.

7. A rich man is afraid that others will know that he has money, while a poor man is afraid that others will know that he has no money.

8. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

9. It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove our love by taking out money.

1. You are the master of words before they are spoken, and you become the slave of words after they are spoken.

11. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.

12. Stealing one person's idea is plagiarism, and stealing many people's ideas is research.

13. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations

14. Ex-girlfriends are like their own, while post-girlfriends are like adopted ones.

15. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

16. Rats never waste their time in the evening, but we humans waste one third of our time every day.

17. There may be several women who don't eat, but there is not even one who is not jealous.

18. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

19. Playing the fool, if it is done well, is called being foolish. If you do it well, it is called deep.

2. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is borrowing money.

21. Half the books in the world are written by stupid people for stupid people

22. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

23. The customer is not a god, but just cheated.

24. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. What is terrible is to meet a bunch of rogue software.

25. Children regard toys as friends, while adults regard friends as toys.

26. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good deeds, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad deeds. We are too embarrassed for ghosts.

27, advertising is to tell others that his money can still be spent like this.

28. The attitude towards intellectuals indicates the degree of civilization of a nation; The attitude towards workers and peasants is to question the conscience of this nation.

29. How much sorrow can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

3. Brother, I'll throw a brick first. If there is jade, just throw it at me.

31. Life is nothing more than making others smile, and occasionally smiling at others.

32. Never ask your wife about internal affairs, but never ask your wife about foreign affairs.

33. Women like men who feel safe. Men are often attracted to insecure women.

34. Love is not a refuge. If you want to take refuge, you will be driven out.

35. There are two ways to pollute a place: use garbage or use money!

36. Only when there is a long queue can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

37. We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dung!

38. In those days, you were poor all your life without going to college, but now you are poor as soon as you go to college.

39. In the past, first-rate students went abroad, second-rate students took postgraduate entrance examinations, and third-rate students were employed.

4. Now: first-class students are employed, second-rate students are going abroad, and third-rate students are taking the postgraduate entrance examination.