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How does a cockroach write a composition?
This bad guy is dark brown, stinks and spreads diseases. Being listed as one of the "four pests" (mice, flies, cockroaches and mosquitoes) makes people hate it.
When we get home every night, as soon as we turn on the light, we will be dumbfounded-dozens of cockroaches are crawling on the ground, and a few are chasing and fighting on the cabinet. Whenever we see such a scene, we will be very angry. I think: the little cockroach is so arrogant, don't blame me for being rude to you. I picked up a "weapon" in lightning speed-a shoe or a broom rushed up and killed more than a dozen of them in one minute. Because cockroaches saw their companions killed instantly and fled in panic, we pursued them, but they ran very fast and ran out soon, so we had to "sound the golden bell and retreat."
Although we often kill many cockroaches when we come home at night, those cockroaches are still so arrogant at night. Seeing cockroaches like this, dad was of course very upset, so he collected ways to make cockroaches move around. Everything pays off. Dad searched for a long time and finally read in the newspaper that the smell of onions can make cockroaches move. So, my father sliced an onion and put it in a bowl where cockroaches often haunt. However, cockroaches seem to be not afraid of onions at all, and seem to like onions very much. We put the bowl in the place frequented by cockroaches in the morning, thinking that cockroaches were afraid to touch it, but when we came back, those hateful cockroaches were eating onions with relish and ran away when they saw us coming. We are all angry and want to destroy them all. One day when we went shopping in the supermarket, my father bought a bottle of insecticidal water. At twelve o'clock at night, my father gently swept the bottle, and cockroaches sprayed everywhere. The cockroaches died and escaped. Finally, the cockroach "army" was completely wiped out by us. In this battle, dad made a great contribution.
Hehe, it's fun to fight cockroaches; It's fun to fight the bad guys!
2. Write a composition about cockroaches in the fourth grade 1000 word "cockroaches" There are so many cockroaches in the community these days that people are scared to death. As a result, there was a "pest control" activity in the community, and the whole people picked up pesticides and started "pest control".
I went out of the house to get some fresh air. Suddenly I felt as if I had stepped on something, so I looked down and said, "Ah! Dead cockroach! Oh, my God! " I cried and everyone looked at me with strange eyes. My face is as red as a big apple. I turned my head shyly to see if there were any dead cockroaches. Oh, my God! God, there are dead cockroaches in the community, big and small. It seems to be an amusement park for cockroaches, which makes cockroaches more rampant. Should I step on the cockroach again? ! I looked at my feet and I breathed a sigh of relief. According to mom and dad, cockroaches usually commit crimes at night. They will be divided into several groups and "sneak" into a family's home one by one. At 5 or 6 o'clock in the morning, people picked up pesticides and hissed, and a lot of cockroaches disappeared by half. In the morning, when the sun is shining and there are no clouds in Wan Li, they are ready.
Oh, dear! How can cockroaches ruin the beautiful life of mankind? Among them, do cockroaches have any unspeakable difficulties? I thought to myself. Cockroaches are still destroying people's lives. Some timid people have to walk on tiptoe, but they still walk carefully and nervously.
After a few days, the number of cockroaches really decreased. Oh, no, it should be that the number of live cockroaches is decreasing day by day, and the number of dead cockroaches is increasing little by little. People cheered, and I was secretly happy because all the cockroaches were gone! All of them were defeated by humans! Moreover, the dead cockroaches were swept away by the cleaners, and watching those dead cockroaches get together, at that time, I was really sick and wanted to throw up! Hey! Killing cockroaches is not easy.
3. Write the composition of cockroaches, the cockroach record of grade four 1000 words.
There are so many cockroaches in the community these days that people are scared to death. As a result, there was a "pest control" activity in the community, and everyone picked up pesticides and started "pest control".
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When I left home and wanted to breathe some fresh air, I suddenly felt as if I had stepped on something, so I looked down intently and said, "Ah! Dead cockroach! Oh, my God! " I cried, everyone looked at me with strange eyes, mine
I blush like a big apple. I turned my head shyly to see if there were any dead cockroaches, mine.
Oh, my god God, there are dead cockroaches in the community, big and small. It seems to be an amusement park for cockroaches, which makes cockroaches more rampant. Should I step on the cockroach again? ! I looked at my feet and I breathed a sigh of relief.
Gas.
According to mom and dad, cockroaches usually commit crimes at night. They will be divided into several groups and "sneak" into a family's home one by one. At five or six in the morning, people
Children will pick up the pesticide "Yi Yi" twice, and a lot of cockroaches will disappear by half. In the morning, when the sun is shining and there are no clouds in Wan Li, they are ready to "stop". However, some cockroaches were lucky to escape.
Oh, dear! How can cockroaches ruin the beautiful life of mankind? Among them, do cockroaches have any unspeakable difficulties? I thought to myself.
Cockroaches are still destroying people's lives. Some timid people have to walk on tiptoe, but they still walk carefully and nervously.
After a few days, the number of cockroaches really decreased. Oh, no, it should be that the number of live cockroaches is decreasing day by day, and the number of dead cockroaches is increasing little by little.
People cheered, and I was secretly happy because all the cockroaches were gone! All of them were defeated by humans! Moreover, the dead cockroaches were swept away by the cleaners, and watching those dead cockroaches get together, at that time, I was really sick and wanted to throw up!
Hey! Killing cockroaches is not easy!
4. Write an essay about killing cockroaches, with a reward of 100 yuan. Kill it quickly and write a composition about killing cockroaches. Hey, are you going to ask whose cry this is? Yes, this is my house. My family is fighting cockroaches. Wake up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom. As soon as I turn on the light, a cockroach moves faster than the fire alarm of 1 19. I couldn't step on my brand-name shoes, so I woke my sleeping parents and decided to fight the cockroach to the death. Look! My father and I are military commanders (specializing in fighting cockroaches), and my mother is a scout (because my mother has a good eye, when she sees cockroaches, she always sends out ultrasonic waves, which interferes with the normal actions of the enemy and informs us of the enemy's situation). At the beginning of the war, cockroaches surrounded us like water. Now that we are under siege, we have to fight. My father and I fought fiercely with our shoes and finally rushed out of the encirclement. Kill you. Mother turned pale with fear and suddenly jumped on the sofa for a while, too scared to speak. Soon, the cockroach escaped, leaving only a mess. Our grand goal of destroying the enemy was a complete failure. The next day, my mother went to buy biochemical drugs. We carefully studied the instructions and were very satisfied with its product introduction, so we carefully sprinkled them on cockroaches. When I think that I will wake up carefree this spring morning, cockroaches are running around. I laughed when I spilled biochemical drugs in my dream, but I didn't know how many brilliant achievements I had died. On the third day, I got up and all the cockroaches fell on my feet. But at noon, I saw a little cockroach running around wildly, and I was furious. I shouted, cockroaches don't run. You can hide from biochemical drugs, but not from my body. Go to hell! Cockroaches come out to fight with me every day. Finally, the cockroach won't come to our house when he sees what I can do. But after a while, the cockroach came again, alas.
5. Write a 600-word composition with the theme of hating cockroaches. Damn cockroach, you are not good!
When it comes to you, I am really scared and angry. I really want to get rid of you all, but I'm afraid of you. How dare I kick you out?
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? You've made my family suffer all these years. When I was washing my hands that day, I suddenly saw you crawling on the bath towel of my mother and me, which scared me. When I told my mother about it, my mother changed those two bath towels and put them somewhere else. You don't think this towel is good, so don't use it!
Another time, my mother bought a big bag of lychees. I was just about to have a good meal when I found you in my bag. I lost my appetite at first sight and dared not eat. Mom lost her appetite after eating one or two. Finally, she had to give the litchi to the nanny. My mother and I could have finished eating the litchi, not to mention the first-class litchi. 7 yuan has a catty of money, and it is because of your appearance that we have reached this "point".
I am a child who loves cleanliness. If there are dirty places in my home, I must eliminate them.
I don't know when an uninvited guest came to my house-a nest of annoying cockroaches, harassing my house every night and stealing food from my cupboard. Don't forget to leave a black mark when you leave-Tula. It's really unbearable! So I decided to fight this nest of cockroaches.
One night, I came unexpectedly. Cockroach killer in hand, sneaking downstairs barefoot, hee hee came just in time. There are several people in the family, not less than one old and one young. It's really hard to find a place to get it. After all the cockroaches got into the cupboard, I quietly walked into the kitchen, opened the cupboard and sprayed it hard. I thought: I will die this time. However, after a while, the cockroach didn't die, but also fled back to the hole in a big way, just like the people in the legendary movie came back from the dead. On second thought, no, I need to see pesticides. Alas! It turns out that the pesticide has long expired.
The next night, I quietly went downstairs with a small flashlight in one hand and a newly bought pesticide in the other. I want to catch everyone and put a small cake with strong fragrance in front of the kitchen. The cake finally squeezed out of my teeth. I don't think I'll take the bait this time, so I'll use the cockroach medicine as a last resort. After a while, as I expected, cockroaches were attracted, and they fought over the cake.
Ha ha! Here comes the opportunity, I spray, I spray, I spray! I spray! I spray! After a while, the cockroach staggered, died and was injured, and I was a great success.
The most hateful time is that night, a little sister came to my house, and I slept with her at the end of the bed at night. In the afternoon 10, mom came to see us. I found a cockroach crawling on my sister's hair. Mother let out a scream, and I hurried to see it, while my sister was dreaming and watching cockroaches crawling everywhere. There was nothing we could do!
Also, you showed up at my house for dinner, which made our family lose their appetite; You showed up while I was sleeping, which kept me awake all night. Usually when I find something black about your size, I will always mistake it for you.
Cockroach, these are all evidence of your crime. I'll sue you in court and make you suffer (using pesticides). I'll let you pay mental damage compensation, cleaning fee and soul soothing fee. . Oh, you gave my whole family a cockroach phobia and had to pay the medical bills. However, I still love small animals. Out of kindness, I advise you to leave my house early. Please act quickly. As for where to move, you can go to the zoo, which is the animal world and your living space. If I see you at my house in six days, we will really take you to court, so take care.
My friend, don't look at me now. I'm so old, and I'm afraid of my father at home. In fact, when I was a child, I was as afraid of snakes, insects, mice and ants as other children. I still remember there was a "cockroach fight". One night in the middle of the night, I was lying in bed, sleeping like a pig, and suddenly I felt an abnormal itch on my hands. I turned on the light and looked. God, it's a cockroach! It lies on my bed, swinging its two long beards defiantly. I thought, "Look, it's horrible!" Looks like we need to find a mother and get rid of it quickly. "I looked at the hateful guy and another thought flashed through my mind:" No! You can't disturb your mother's rest at this late hour. As a fifth-grade student, even such a bug can't be subdued. What a scandal! Clean it up yourself! "So, I learned to look like my mother and recruited a paper towel. I want to cover it with a tissue first, and then run it over. But my 3% courage, under 97% fear, can't play any role at all: as soon as I run it, I run it again, it runs again, and when I jump forward, it jumps away quickly. As a result, I didn't run over a cockroach, but rolled down from the bed and lay on my back! However, I finally drove it away. So I went to bed and went back to sleep. After a while, the cockroach actually "made a comeback" and jumped on my forehead. This time, I really can't stand it. I am furious! I thought to myself, "Hum, if you dare to break ground on the lion's pit, you must be tired of living. If I don't kill you today, my hatred will be hard to understand! " So, I shook my head violently and threw the hateful cockroach into the corner. Unexpectedly, it will actually be "peerless"-"stepping through the snow without a trace". Fly to the wall at once. I ran after it and hit Guo Jing's "Eighteen Dragons", but it quickly dodged and missed. I hit the floor with my inevitable "thousand palms" Then I rushed up and stomped it into a pile of "cockroach cakes" with Huang Feihong's "Foshan Shadowless Foot"! After this incident, my courage gradually increased. I think this is growth!
6. Sentences describing cockroaches Some time ago, I met a very famous successful person, about thirty years old, really young and promising.
Looking at his busy, tired and haggard appearance, I was surprised to ask him, "You are so successful, so rich and so famous. What are you doing so hard?"
He smiled, "do not reach the designated position, I don't know its difficulty. I used to live like a cockroach when I was poor, but I was happy because I just had to worry about myself. Now that I'm rich, people say I'm successful, but I'm under more pressure, because I have to worry about more people, my subordinates, my customers, and many people far away and around me, who are pushing me forward. But private enterprises like us have to live like cockroaches if they want to develop. Yes, living like a cockroach, I have been asking myself this way and asking me the same thing! "
Live like a cockroach! This sentence penetrated my heart and shocked me.
Cockroach, an extremely low-level creature, lives humbly in this world, neglected and disliked by people. But it really has a strong vitality, and its shadow can be seen in dark and humid basements and thirty or forty dry tall buildings. Where it is impossible to survive, as long as there is a little possibility of survival, its tribe can develop rapidly. ...
When you are poor, living like a cockroach is not a good thing, unpopular and even annoying. It's not a bad thing to live like a cockroach, at least you can have fun in suffering, and the great vitality of having fun in suffering always means the possibility of rapid development.
When successful, living like a cockroach has a more shocking connotation. As big as IBM and General Electric, they all go all out to survive and develop, and if they relax a little, they may fall into a state of perdition. Many enterprises in China have succeeded quickly and closed down quickly. Is it related to their small wealth, pursuit of enjoyment and forgetfulness? If they succeed, they can survive like cockroaches, will their vitality be longer and there will be more room for development?
On the road to success, all humble people should have the experience of living like cockroaches; Many successful people still live like cockroaches. ...
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