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Love has depth and breadth. Falling in love is not complicated. It comes and goes in only three words.

1, don't like a person who doesn't like himself. If you want to see reality clearly, you need some pain. You have to understand that you can't keep those who are leaving, you can't wake those who pretend to sleep, and you can't impress those who don't love you.

2. No relationship is a waste of time. If it doesn't give you what you want, it will teach you what you don't want

3. A lifetime is so long. If one day you don't reach the starting point, you don't know who will accompany you to the starting point. Sometimes you meet a group of people and think it's her. In retrospect, in fact, she just gave you what you wanted.

4. Love is like saving a sum of money in the bank, and you can appreciate each other's advantages, just like supplementing expenses; Accommodate each other's shortcomings, which is to control income. The so-called eternal love, from beauty love to white hair, from flower love to flower residue.

In fact, there is no love at first sight. The so-called love at first sight is just that you finally meet the person you always want. The vast sea of people, it is lucky to meet it, it is life to meet it.

6. In love, companionship and understanding are more important. Complex love lasts the longest, great company is the most reassuring, and people who know you are the warmest. No matter who you meet, he is the person your life should present, not occasionally.

7. Give all your heart and soul, or lose a person worth asking for in your life, or lose an experience worth remembering in your life.

8. Adult love is not just holding hands and hugging, but persisting together, supporting each other together and forming a family together. Therefore, needs are in love, needs are tacit, needs are different, and we still need to stand by each other firmly.

9. Emotion is not a faucet, which can't be turned off, but it can be slowly consumed like a battery. One day, it will exhaust all thoughts.

10, I don't like people, you can respond with a silent smile; I like the person, then you like it, because your love will be unstoppable and unstoppable.

1 1. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

12, the most painful thing in the world is that when you care about this group, it once left you. When you find yourself about to forget, it appears in your life again, and this life is related to him.

13, looks determine whether we can be together, temperament determines whether it is appropriate, material determines whether it can fluctuate together, and trust determines whether it can last together.

14, love is not complicated, just three words come and go, either I love you or I hate you, or forget it, hello, I'm sorry. -Zhang Ailing

Love comes and goes in three words: I love you or I'm sorry.

1. Love comes and goes in three words, either I love you or I'm sorry.

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

If I had treated you the way you treated me, I'm afraid you would have left long ago.

If we overdraw our tears, we will laugh mercilessly.

People who have never loved will never know. In fact, their hearts will be broken and they will cry silently.

6. The person who really knows you is the one who can see the pain from your smile.

7. Being lovelorn is like cramping in the middle of the night. I will suddenly wake up and feel pain, but I can't control it.

8. Can you cook? Yes! What a coincidence! I can eat!

9. The so-called growth means forcing you to stumble, get hurt, stumble and be strong.

10. It's all my poor eyesight. I can't even see my heart clearly.

1 1. confession or being confessed is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the ending is not a relationship, but the loss of a friend.

12. We often ignore those who love us, but love those who ignore us.

13. I don't know when I became a stranger to myself.

14. liking someone is the best positive energy in the world, because only in this way can people want to be the best themselves.

15. insincere people don't say sorry to me. You are the best apology.

16. You have been here for a while, and I will remember it all my life.

17. The people who can get on my boat are either people I trust or people I love.

18. It seems that you are so busy that you don't even have time to perfunctory me.

19. If my heart is dying, from now on, no matter how many sweet words you say, I will only be a joke.

20. In the end, I earned 200 million yuan, one frustrated and one recalled.

Love is three words, I love you, I hate you, I'm sorry.

1. Make you crazy without me, and make me strong in a world without you.

Do you know what it is like to miss someone? It's like drinking a large glass of ice water and then turning it into tears, which can't be dispersed for a long time.

Love comes and goes in three words: I love you, I hate you or I'm sorry.

I understand that some people, like cigarettes, can't give up in their lives.

5. Some people look at it for 10,000 years as soon as they meet; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

6. I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

7. Love is a responsibility. It's not that I can't meet better, but because of you, I don't want to meet better.

8. One day, you will meet someone as gorgeous as a rainbow, and your heart will be broken.

9. If you love someone too much, your heart will get drunk; Hating someone for too long will break your heart.

10. Some people will never be together for life, but there is a feeling that they can keep it in their hearts for life.

1 1. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

12. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

13. If you love someone and you have reached the point of despair, then leave.

14. Sometimes, people meet like meteors. Instantly produce an enviable spark, but it is destined to just pass by in a hurry.

15. Is there such a person that no matter how much I miss him, I will never see him again?

16. I want to have your future.

17. I didn't realize when I loved you; When I hate you, I know I love you so much!

18. Someone will break your principle and then become your principle.

19. You don't love her because of her beauty, but she is beautiful because of your love.

20. If I were a tear in your eyes, I would definitely fall on your lips and kiss you; However, if you were a tear in my eyes, I would never cry, just for fear of your leaving.

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1, I am the legendary big coffee, and I have no money, no right and no face.

2, uncomfortable! It is right to be uncomfortable. Comfort is for the dead.

The most merciful God in the world can't tolerate your crime.

People say you've changed because you didn't live according to his idea.

You say I am your good friend, but do you regard me as your good friend?

6. I won't frown at anyone you desperately love now.

7. My good friend betrayed me, but I won't blame you because you let me see you clearly.

8. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, it's up to you.

There is a generation gap between us, and you will never understand what I said.

10, if you need me, I'll give you two choices, either get out at once or get out at once.

1 1, you love me, I will love you well; If you don't love me, I'll pretend not to know you.

12, the heart is actually very simple, and you can finish it in one sentence.

13, I have formatted it before, and you and I are strangers.

14, treat me like a woman, and I will destroy your harem.

15, this is me, I don't cry, I don't make trouble, I don't show off.

16, I want to be a queen, and I want 72 male concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.

17, even if it's not good, it's okay. If I am in a good mood, I win.

18, please don't work once and call me 10,000 times.

19, your sister, I pull the capital, you pull the coquettish.

20, the world is so big, there is only one me, you watch and cherish.

2 1, please don't doubt that I am still the poor man in your mind.

22. Remember, I'll come up to see you again, but I'll only go down temporarily.

23. What does equality between men and women mean? Why are there separate toilets for men and women?

24, brushing your teeth every day is both sad and happy, that is, cups and toiletries coexist at the same time.

25. There is a difference between people and pigs. People are sometimes even worse than pigs.

26, don't be arrogant and brag, be careful of chastity.

27. Life just wants an old partner. Now slowly cultivate it.

I came to this world because I knew you were waiting for me.

29. You're not a fucking traffic policeman. Why should you interfere with the direction of labor?

30. Remember when I was at school? The teacher always says: Look at me.

3 1, I have to admire Korean girls, who are breathing and wearing stockings on their legs.

32. When you want to scold me, you can scold me as much as you like, and don't nag me when I wake up.

I tell you: if you dare to bully me, let my grandparents take it away.

34. trendy people always wear underwear outside, which makes them look long.

35. Think about the bitter tears at school. It's really difficult to go to work now.

Young friends, I don't know where all the time has gone, do you know?

When I cut my hair short, no one will say that I have long hair and short knowledge.

38. Sitting in the back when you are in a bad mood will affect the people in front of you.

Please tell us what makes you unhappy so that we can all be happy.

40. At first, the end of time was just a whim.

4 1. Flowers bloom for one season just to wait for your return. Although the flowering period is short, my heart has not changed.

42, are all sad people, why do you want to hurt others so badly?

43, he is my dream, how can everyone understand?

I admit that I am timid and don't want anyone to know that I like you.

Don't be so self-righteous, not everyone will pay for you unconditionally.

46. Copy the most advanced answers, and it will take a long time.

47. I don't have any shortcomings, but I look a little awkward.

48, know how to play dumb, continue to be friends, as long as you know.

49. There must be a lot of static electricity when the hair reaches the waist. Shall I open a power plant for you?

50. My aunt lent me your daughter, and I will pay you back two beautiful girls next year.