What are some funny sentences?

I am always happy to peel it, so I want to peel it more. I brought you some interesting sentences, I hope you will like them.

Special sentences are funny sentences.

1. Steal my wife and give me a green diamond for a year.

The invigilator sat next to me during the exam. I just feel uncomfortable with the towel pad for menstruation. I secretly pulled my pants to move, and the teacher asked me to take them out. . .

I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning back when I hear others calling for beauty.

Today, my girlfriend asked me, "What kind of girl do you like?" I said, "No, I only like you!" " "My girlfriend is so happy to hear the news &; Hellip& amphellip kissed me and went to cook for me.

In a couple of days, Liu Fei went home and asked his daughter-in-law to say, "I am dead, and you are still young. You should find another one and don't be a widow for me." His daughter-in-law said with tears: "I have found it, just waiting for you to die."

6. A man and a woman are in a hurry on the train. In front of the toilet, the man said to the woman, "Sister, I'll go first. I can't hold back! " The woman sent a voice close to asking for help: "Brother, I'd better go in first. At least you have something to pinch. I have nothing to pinch. My legs are sore! "

7. I have practiced Qigong, which can kill people.

8. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

9. After work, you pushed the door open with your tired body, and you fell asleep on the sofa. After following me for two years, you not only didn't blame me for being worthless, but also silently supported me and gave me the warmth I wanted. At the thought of it, all my fatigue disappeared. Baby, I'll come out from the shower to replenish your energy.

10. The new neighbors came to my house to say hello. He lamented: "Working in Beijing is too unstable. I moved twice a year and have no sense of belonging. " I echoed and said, "Yes! I was always driven away by the landlord and forced to move twice. " He sighed, "If I had known, I wouldn't have bought so many houses."

Valentine's Day in China is very funny. Say something.

1. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

It's almost Qixi Festival, and you are going crazy. Listen to me, brothers. You have had a good day by yourself for so many years.

Tanabata is here, and it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

4. Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, and the Cowherd and his cow are in love, so we can't get through Tanabata, please tell each other!

Everyone wants to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to worship your ancestors together in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

6. Tanabata arrived, and at most he was cuckolded.

7. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. Nothing has anything to do with me.

8. Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions and excitement!

9. I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai on Tanabata without paying the bill.

10. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

Talk about naughty and interesting sentences

1. Don't be nice to everyone. They don't give you money.

Nothing is more refreshing than finding there is no paper in the toilet early in the morning.

Last month, a new "Great Wall Electric Appliance" was opened opposite a "home appliance supermarket" in the town, so the speakers in front of the home appliance supermarket sang "Meng Jiangnv cries the Great Wall" every day. The boss of Great Wall Electric was anxious, so he put two bigger speakers at the door and sang "The Great Wall will not fall down" every day. This damn thing has been going on for over a month.

5. A friend on 5.QQ was named because of egg pain. Every time he quits QQ, the system reminds me that your friend has been offline because of egg pain.

6. The only requirement to get along with your partner is to get along with other partners in peace.

7. My wife and I quarreled last night. I was very angry. On impulse, I broke up with her angrily! Get out of here! The wife slammed the door with tears in her eyes. . . . I suddenly felt a little regret. At this moment, I suddenly heard a bang! "My god, she won't be committed suicide! ! ! "I rushed out like crazy. Shit, she opened a bottle of champagne.

8. Remember to say "pika" before sneezing, which makes you feel cute.

9. You are really nice. You are the most exciting person I have ever met. Your silly smile is really super cute, forcing me to write Tibetan poems for you.

10. Wife: "Unhappy, want to curse!" Husband: "Then no matter how hard you scold me, you will be happy." Wife: "Do you want me to emphasize it again? Only! Want to! Scold! People! " Husband: ". . . "

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