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I feel that my child has a winter vacation. Tell me about it and how to send it.

1, these days, there are not dozens of test papers, and I am embarrassed to tell others that school is on holiday.

2, the so-called holiday is that the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

Just because I woke up during the holiday doesn't mean I got up. Just because I get up at school doesn't mean I wake up.

4, China's holiday principle, what you owe is to pay back!

5. I will stick to surfing the internet when I have a fever during the holiday. When you sneeze in class, you will think it is terminal cancer.

6. The shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.

7. "What did you bring to school" and "A heart ready for a holiday"

8. Everyone is studying how to get in at the beginning of school. I'm already studying when to have a holiday.

9. Why did the May 4th Movement break out? Because the May Day holiday is only three days.

10, the meaning of a holiday lies in a morning you can't afford, a midnight when you can't sleep and a day when you can't go out.

1 1. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now this group of people has a different holiday time.