Strong people talk about it.

1. Women are most afraid of aging. Cruelly, beauty can't stay on a woman's face forever. Years are fleeting, and youth will eventually grow old. Women can't be young forever, but they can become more and more beautiful.

2. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or don't take it seriously, so why use their youth to train other people's husbands so seriously.

3. The world of rich people is friendship, selling love, betraying family ties and using family ties. Are you willing to exchange loneliness for wealth?

Life is hard, but if you can face it with a smile, you can enjoy it.

There is only one thing in the world that can stop dreams from coming true, and that is fear of failure.

6. It turns out that women are more ashamed of men's tears. Women cry, women lose; Men cry and women lose.

7. The animal that a woman wants to be the most is a horse-I don't agree with this result-it should be a pig, lazy, with many children and no need to do housework.

8. If a woman is like prose, then she must be serene and beautiful. Even if she doesn't have a graceful and gorgeous appearance, the flowing temperament between her brow will be elegant and simple, giving people a very pleasant visual enjoyment.

9. Interested women are often happy women, or at least women who can create happiness, so how can women and men not miss it?

10. Being a man, character comes first, and then you can be second; Doing things, understanding first, diligence second.

1 1. In the journey of life, whether it is smooth or muddy, we must face it frankly!

12. The sign of a woman's maturity is to learn to be cruel, to be independent, to smile and to discard unworthy feelings.

13. A happy life needs three postures: indifferent to the past; Cherish the present; Believe in the future.

14. Slow down when you are tired. If you are wrong, you will think of the end. Only when you are bitter will you know satisfaction. Only when you are injured can you understand power.

15. Get rid of the baggage that has been tortured for a long time, get on the bus with a happy mood, and bathe your heart with sunshine! Bury all the haze.

16. Instead of being a baked persimmon that everyone can pinch, it is better to be a hedgehog covered with hard thorns, and whoever pinches it will stick it hard.

17. A woman who knows how to be reserved can often inspire a man to care for a woman's heroic plot, reflect a man's demeanor, and make a man have a strong desire to love this woman.

18. As a woman, I am proud of women, happy for women and happy for women. Infect you and me and walk with you with a smile.

Say it very strongly.

Say it very strongly.

First, the company forced me to be a model in Xinjiang. I also got a female model, which is very strong, but I won't be reimbursed after working at this point.

Second, Genting Bingol's birthday cake is very strong! Happy birthday!

Third, this wave of homework at the end of the month is very strong. I wrote all day, 15 in brush, 20 words. I want to sleep after washing.

Fourth, I didn't expect it at all, although it was ok? However, I was very loud, and he just lied with his face.

Five. So far, Ququ has released six original songs and two covers this year, which is very strong.

Sixth, yes! I have nothing to say! ! ! Great! ! ! Very strong! ! ! I obviously messed up my plan without saying a word! ! Very good! !

7.ta_2 is really a very strong and serious person. I don't think they have a special overseas market division and there is no difference. They just convey what obsessive-compulsive disorder wants to express to everyone, which is really a feeling of despair.

Eight, uh-oh, the boiling water stick was taken away. However, the client is just like nothing, yes, the word "sister" is very strong. Therefore, annoying people, no matter how to convince themselves, are still annoying in the end.

It's a little scary to look at yourself with a pale face in the mirror when you are sick like a mountain. Look at yourself with lipstick.

Ten, the city will play Audi TT, stick a Wuling Hong Guang S, this kind of aphrodisiac behavior is very strong.

The female driver on 19 is very strong. Specially open the door and scold the car opposite. despotic

Twelve, I can only say: you commit iniquity, the sky can live, you commit iniquity, the sky can't live. I get along well with my boyfriend. If I don't want to be lonely and empty, I'll ask a netizen, and I'll be fine. Yes! very strong

Thirteen, the whole brother is very strong, the standard brother is very strong, and the class teacher is very handsome.

14. Power failure at night. Well, I'm going to study at night. Well, one candle for each person. Well, it's very strong.

Tea party, my platoon leader, is very strong and experienced. It hit me hard when I came home last year, but I am still very grateful to him. He gave me the motivation to move forward. When I leave, the last thing I want is him.

Thank you, Ernie, Oba, for spending my birthday with me. Eat barbecue with me, sing birthday songs to me and buy me gifts, although my uncle gave me money directly. Haha, very strong! Ouba sings really well, so do Ernie and Uncle. Today, I had an affair with Obaby, and it went all the way to my navel. Can't you have long legs? Ha ha ha, I am convinced. It's hard to be alone abroad, but it's good to have you with me. Love you so much ~

Seventeen, the seventh season of "The Walking Dead" started very strongly, bloody and wonderful, but a little sad, a little scary and a little disgusting. The screenwriter really hung up and couldn't accept the beginning for a while, but the revenge plan must have begun.

18. It is hard to imagine that when a country's currency competitiveness is weak, its capital market can still be strong.

Nineteen, the dollar is very strong, this round of upward trend, the index is at 99 for the first time, the RMB is still below 6. 1, and now it is close to 6.8. The price will be reflected in the inflation in the United States, and the industrial manufacturing industry will almost die. After O 'Hea leaves office, these figures will be true. However, the cost of services in the United States has skyrocketed, and there are not many miracles in consumption. It is said that it is actually very difficult to raise interest rates in 65438+February. It is more difficult for exporting countries to earn dollars. Since the RMB has depreciated, we must resolutely guard it.

The anniversary of your second year just slipped away, and now you find yourself forgetting this special day. Will you be disappointed? Your parents won't forget that they must have seen your heavy rain that day. I went to the first parent-teacher conference after work. The teacher said that Gege has good self-care ability and language expression ability, but sometimes she speaks loudly, like a woman. Well, Manchu genes are very strong! Don't worry, she is thriving.

Twenty-one, Didi is still ok! I don't even know why this trip is free! Very strong.

22. All unhappy love is hooliganism.

Twenty-three, that's quite a tone. Yes, very strong, invincible.

24. Coal is still very strong. Why it is so strong may have something to do with some news, but personally, such marginal plates still don't need too much attention now!

Twenty-five, reasonable, Changchun University Conservatory of Music this orchestra is still very strong. . . Captain Pettitte didn't even arrive at 6, but the trombone was out of tune. What gui is it?

Twenty-six, can you always spoil me as a little princess? I only eat sugar, I don't suffer, and I will be spoiled if I am unhappy. I am wild, temperamental, scheming, nasty, cute and strong. Well, it's cool.

I am wild, I have a temper, I have a heart, I have the means, I am dirty, I am cute and I am strong. Good, but you said I wasn't what you wanted. I'm sorry I don't look like you.

28. Lawyers really don't listen to what their clients say. Today our client is a 60-year-old man. At first, he felt beaten, weak and pitiful. But I didn't feel it until today's trial. Very aggressive, very threatening, and looks strong (there are six people in the family). Instead, the other party, a young man in his twenties, spoke politely, was not in a hurry, and just smiled at the abuse.

Twenty-nine, constantly interrupting others, although it looks very strong and has a strong opinion, it still feels annoying.

30. At this moment, I feel that my wisdom teeth are showing signs of inflammation, but I really want to drink a bottle of iced milk. It must be bright, and nothing else is strong.

Thirty-one, sent such a circle of friends. The straight girl's answer is that it can be very strong.

Thirty-two, very strong, my aunt sent more to my brother. These two sisters won the true story of my grandmother. If they don't eat, they have to. After eating, they will continue to eat.

A girl's strongly provocative sentence

1. I'm more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

2. Give you a magic trick. What makes you like you so much?

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

The night gave me black eyes, but I only used them to see you.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

I wish I could meet you.

8. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

9. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

10. Looking at the way you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

1 1. I have lived in the world for decades just to look back at you.

12. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

13. Life without you is like a walking corpse. A cigarette and a glass of wine are not important.

14. Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!

15. Can we sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

16. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

17. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

18. Your existence is my miracle.

19. Your voice is full of beautiful memories that we will create.

20. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

2 1. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

22. Will you like me? No, I'll teach you.

23. Why did you tell me your birthday? I forgot my password.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

What do you belong to? You belong to me.

26. What season do you like? I like the season with you.

27. You are so cute that I won't return when the wind blows into my arms.

28. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

29. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

30.do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

3 1. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

32. I hate you very much, and the remaining 990 points are used to miss you.

33. There are 100 kinds of sweet ways. I miss you 98 times! !

34. I'm not talkative, I just waited for you for too long.

I don't like this world, I only like you.

36. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

37. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.

My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

40. My bed collapsed. Can I sleep at your house?

4 1. My dog likes you. Let me do it.

I wanted to fuck you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.

43. I wanted to fuck you at the first sight. They call it love at first sight.

Your past may not have me, but I hope my future will not have you.

45. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

Jokes hit hard.

One day I bought two little turtles to raise at home, but my wife didn't like it and was disgusted with all kinds of things. I don't know how to put them down. These days, she was suddenly very kind to the little turtles and fed them all kinds of food. Until one day, she played computer and went to the toilet. I went to check and found that there are several big characters in Baidu search box, how to be a good turtle.

1, catch bugs from your own vegetable fields and throw them on your neighbors' leaves. He threw it and shouted, "It's good to catch up with my heart. Run for your life!" " If you meet someone else, you will be crushed to death. "

2. Go to my girlfriend's house by bus today. After getting off the bus, I want to see my hairstyle. There happened to be a car parked next to the cornfield on the roadside, so I went over and took all kinds of photos, using the rearview mirror and the window glass of the car. At this time, a dark cloud floated by and it was dark. I only saw those two people in the car in a hurry to get dressed! Brother, let me explain! Brother Wocao, let me explain!

3. I took the company elevator today and suddenly wanted to fart in the middle, but there were many people in the elevator, so I was afraid of being ashamed. But I can't. So I was ready to lose face and fart. Suddenly a brother burps in the elevator, and then fart fills the whole elevator. Everyone in the elevator looked at the brother, and he was staring at it himself. Sorry, man, I didn't mean to.

4. One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. At this moment, Xiao Ming said, "Idiot, it's the sun!" " "

Honey, can you accompany me to the gym? Woman: Are you saying I'm fat? Man: If you don't want to, forget it. Woman: Are you saying I'm lazy? Man: Baby, will you calm down? Woman: Do you mean I look like a crazy woman? M: That's not what I meant. W: Are you saying that I love to lie? Man: Well, you don't have to go. W: Wait, why did you go to the gym alone?

6, LZ I go home early after work every day, never go out to play with my colleagues, and rarely participate in company dinners. My colleagues were puzzled and asked me, "Why do you go home early every day?" I said, "Get down to business!" Colleagues are very surprised. What can I do when I go home? I said, "My wife's name is business ..."

7. A male colleague in the company is very black. Once he quarreled with his girlfriend, and the woman said, "Look at your long embarrassment and burn the boiler." The man said, "What's wrong with black? People call me a handsome African guy. " The woman smiled.

8. I went to the bathhouse to take a bath with my colleagues today. The water in the pool was a little hot, so I finally got down. The water reached my neck, and I chatted with my colleagues and said, "The water is really hot today." I made a tea blowing action with my mouth, and then I habitually took a sip. ...

9. There is a buddy who is in a long-distance relationship. Because I like my girlfriend very much, I am afraid that my feelings will fade for a long time, so I often buy things for my girlfriend online. At first, his girlfriend was very happy, so she received express delivery at regular intervals. Later ... later ... my buddy's girlfriend hooked up with the courier.

10, a friend has a female friend in do miss. One day, a friend asked the woman, you are so beautiful that you can be a mistress. The woman said, "If I were a mistress, my heart would be dirty", which made my friends respect.

1 1. Every time I watch "Voice", when I see four tutors listening to students singing, I feel that their expressions are like squatting in a pit, then constipation, and then unobstructed! Praise me with the same feeling …

12, watch a little and talk about the car accident of the female host when she was young, and she lost her memory before she was three years old. what can I say? I didn't have a fucking car accident. I don't remember anything before I was five. Maybe I was born retarded.

13, a roadside stall last night,/kloc-six friends aged 0/0, 10 bottles of beer, drank them all, swore to each other and cried bitterly. It turns out that they have graduated from primary school and are reluctant to leave. Shit, is the baby swollen now?

14. There is a rumor in Weibo that when you sleep, you suddenly kick your leg because your brain thinks your body is dying, so it will send out a pulse to wake up your body. The real reason is that the brain thinks you will die if you live like this. That's good. Kick to celebrate.

15. I told my roommate that I had an appointment with a girl for the night. When I left home, my roommate reminded me: "Take safety measures and protect yourself, if you don't want me to lend it to you." "No, no, I have it myself." Then I immediately opened the drawer, dug out a knife and went out with it.

16, the husband of a female colleague gave her a meal and left without saying anything. Someone asked her, who is that man? She said delivery guy. Ask again, why not give money? She said she didn't have to give it. She just wants to sleep with him at night.

17. As a quality person, when I want to smoke, I will ask people around me if I can smoke. I'll smoke if others say yes. If someone says no, then I'll slap him first and then smoke.

18, that April fool's day, the teacher who never called the roll at ordinary times suddenly called the roll. Some students secretly took out their mobile phones to report secrets. The teacher saw it and said happily, "Just make a phone call and see who believes you." So this classmate hit the teacher and the teacher was killed ... This story is unbearable.

19, he took his girlfriend home and bit her ear gently on the way: "I'll show you my housekeeping skills later ..." "Damn it, people won't come!" The girlfriend said shyly. Arriving at the door, he immediately opened his arms in front of the door and said loudly, "I won't let you in!" " "

20. The craziest person in our company is the doorman. The old man is so stubborn that no one is afraid. He hit the office director, department manager and workshop worker. We are all afraid of him, even the chairman calls him dad when he sees him.

2 1, junior high school teachers hit people hard. Once, a classmate named Guo was asked to answer questions. That guy was stupid and didn't answer for a long time. The teacher can't stand it. He came up to him with a pointer and asked, "Guo, where are you strong?" The young man said trembling, "I am stronger than the forest." Everyone was silent for three seconds, and then they laughed wildly, hahahaha ... The teacher couldn't hold back, he didn't hit anyone in that class, and he never hit anyone again.

I feel that some women are really sentimental now. I just asked for directions, and she scolded me and even called the police. Hum! Unbelievable. When I put on my underwear, I must have a good theory with her.

23. I went to work by car this morning and sat next to an uncle. I suddenly yawned. Then the car braked suddenly, so I opened my mouth and kissed my uncle's face. My uncle gave me a look of disgust and left. Don't go, uncle. Listen to me!

24. At a party in our company, there were all kinds of drinks in KTV, such as whisky, green tea, gin and tonic, and red wine Sprite. Ask a colleague what to drink. He said: "Wang Laoji vs. Jiaduobao." ……

25. One day, my friends and I went to the library to buy a map. The friend said, "Boss, how much is the map?" Boss: "Three dollars each." The friend thought for a moment: "It's cheaper. Do you want to sell three pieces for ten dollars? " At this time, I thought, friends are stupid. This account, the boss bowed his head and thought for a moment and said, "no, young man, I don't do business that loses money." In an instant, I collapsed and my math teacher died young.

26. Today, the goddess asked me what I am good at. After a little thought, I said to her, "Below." I saw her blush and called me a rascal. I don't understand. I learned to eat 100 kinds of instant noodles in four years in college. Isn't that a specialty? What's wrong with girls now?

27. I'm going to lose weight and skip dinner at night. My mother advised me, "Daughter, you look good now. You don't need to lose weight. " I was moved to tears, or my mother felt sorry for me. Mom continued to persuade: "You used to pack leftovers. Who will eat them when you lose weight? " Tears really came out. ...

28. I drank too much last night and called the goddess for 20 minutes through alcohol. Wake up in the morning, the call time is 18 seconds …

29. In the subway, a man and a woman had a little friction and quarreled. The woman got off at the station. The woman just got off the bus, hesitated, rushed up and slapped the man, then turned and ran. As a result, a group of people rushed up and squeezed the woman back and didn't go down. Then the man rushed up and kicked the woman, and the woman hit back. After that, they began to beat and scold each other. Then after n stops, it didn't stop. Then suddenly a strong man shouted, "Damn it! I've seen you all standing there fighting! "

30. Express: Excuse me, is this a "little black dog"? Me: Are you ...? Express: I'm from JD.COM. Me: Xiao Mo, there's a delivery for you.

Editor's note: I remember an art class many years ago, and the teacher asked us to draw deskmates. I was very unhappy in that class because I drew my deskmate very well. But she painted me so ugly that I thought she was too boring. What makes me even more unhappy is that her paintings got the highest score in the class because they were "very realistic".