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Marriage cannot escape money. Tell me about it.
There is often only one fate in a person's life. If you miss it, you will never meet such a good person again.
Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?
No one is worth my tears in this world, because the one who is, won't make me cry.
In the dead of night, I chat with the shadow under the lamp. Only the shadow will silently listen to my happiness or sadness.
6. I can spoil you and kill you without blinking.
7. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.
8. The person you dream of should go to bed with him when you wake up.
9. You have been blacklisted by me. Please don't enter my world.
10. I know I needed advice when I was young, but I don't need your advice behind my back!
1 1. I'll kill you with one shot, and you'll stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
12. Many friends. Too many friends will get lost?
14. Money makes women, and you make me.
15. The sweat and tears you shed today are all caused by the water in your head. ...
16. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?
17. Learn to be patient and persistent!
18. Our goal: Look at money and earn more.
19. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
20. Don't rely too much on people other than yourself, because only you won't give up on yourself.
Qq space is super domineering.
1, especially like the teacher angry, scold us for a class and then class is over. 2, the traffic is always a lot like the beginning of my aunt, and it slowly disappears.
Whether your firepower is fierce or not depends on who holds it.
4. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.
I don't know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.
6. Is there a feeling that our seventeen-year-old seems to be only last year?
It's a little difficult to remember your name. Can I call you an idiot?
8. I hate it when people tell me about southeast and northwest! Damn it, you can't tell whether the road is left or right.
9. Looking forward to meeting you and my destiny takes a hand's love.
10, you give me all the time, and I will give you a lifetime of warmth.
1 1, don't say sorry to me because I'm not sure it doesn't matter to you.
12, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents didn't take you seriously when they made you.
13, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.
14, you are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise an asshole like you!
15, people who wait for others to give them happiness are often unhappy.
16, it is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.
17, why do you call those ungrateful people dogs? How loyal dogs are. Said they were dogs. Ask the dog if it is happy to have such a similar kind!
18, its bluetooth name is old sow, and every time you turn on the bluetooth system, you will be prompted that an old sow is paired with you.
19, who told you to open the wound for people to see? You deserve it.
20. Who are you going to hit? Or you have cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia.
2 1, my acting skills must be so good that no one even knows that I am sad.
22. In this way, were you raped by a pig? You are the same kind of pig.
23. Don't tell me that you are above me. My wise eyes can see what you are at a glance.
24. I joined a group in the morning, hooked up with the group owner for a long time, and finally gave me an administrator. I decisively kicked everyone in the group.
25. The feeling that a close person is suddenly unfamiliar and hopes to be completely lost is like drinking cold water and actually getting burned.
26. Even emotional signatures are copied from others. Do you want to show that you are an IT elite or illiterate and poor?
If I have any questions, you must tell me. I won't change you anyway. Don't hold back your internal injuries.
28. I want to leave my teacher permanently and buy a Malaysia Airlines ticket for my teacher. It doesn't matter where you go!
It took Malaysia half a year to tell us that its plane can survive if you don't want to take it.
30. The most attractive thing is Master Kong, who is soaked by thousands of people every day.
3 1, I feel safe watching you walk behind me.
32. Shakespeare said: Be a lazy sheep and marry a gray wolf. If the son wants to like sheep, the daughter wants to like beautiful sheep.
33. Did you pour some coke into a red wine glass and drink it gracefully?
34、? I'm in a bad mood recently, and I can't understand your nonsense.
35. If you don't change your mind, you will die in the Dead Sea.
Don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp, Bajie.
37. Did you fail English? Normal! We are all from China.
38. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.
39. Bitches are like dogs. They bark at people.
40, people who like you, give you now; People who love you give you the future.
4 1, anyway, you are so shameless, just give me some shameless ones, anyway, you don't care if you are so shameless.
42. You and Xifeng were born by the same mother, right? Compared with your sister, you are really far behind!
Ah, it hasn't changed with time, and it's still so ugly.
44. Girl, you should have a hard heart like Nokia. You can smash walnuts after falling countless times and see which son of a bitch can hurt you.
45. I finally found you. See you send messages every day. Your wife asked me to take a message for you. She has aborted the child. Did you change your number? Take care!
If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.
47. If you like it, pursue it. If we break up, we can make up. We can make up after quarreling. Love needs no face.
48. Look at your expression. If someone finds you, a pair of dogs will insist as if they saw their owners, as if afraid that no one would know you were there.
49, unlike friends, it is better not to be friends, unlike lovers, it is better to let go.
50. If love always hurts, why do you look so ugly?
5 1, the way you smile clears up the sky.
52. Isn't it disgusting to tell the same promise to different people?
53. After drinking the wine in front and forgetting that the people behind did well in the exam, it is called an exam. If you fail in the exam, it is called youth.
54. Is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day makes you such a brain-dead person.
55. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!
56. I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.
57. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?
58. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.
59. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
60. Perfect boyfriend: No smoking, no drinking and no cheating. Does not exist!
6 1, as long as you live better than me, you must die early.
Remember, employers and employees don't live to please anyone.
At the moment when you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place.
64. Happiness is always in the future, but fate may be in your hands.
65. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.
I'm too lazy to look at you again.
67. There is only one life. How can I easily give it to someone I don't love?
68. Women prefer bad boys to bad boys.
69. Does that man dare to say that he is pure? Look at your eyes, they are muddy.
70. You think I don't know, but you don't realize that you are full of loopholes. I just sit and watch dog fighting.
7 1, a person who stirs up affection in a few words.
I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street!
73. How can I dedicate my youth to people who have no joys and sorrows?
You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.
75. I wonder whether I should get a dog or find a lover.
76. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she is worse than shit!
77. Most of the plays have disappeared. I just want to use my absence to enrich my sense of existence.
78. When I got married, my friend gave me a big red envelope. When I opened it, there was nothing in it.
79. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You are dispensable to me now.
80. The self-knowledge of all my achievements is ultimately my self-righteousness.
8 1, I said in the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.
82. People with tattoos are not necessarily hooligans. He may be Yue Fei.
Looking at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!
84. The difference between ambiguity and ambiguity is that the former engages in the latter.
85. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?
86. There are always several grandfathers Mao every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
Qq girls' space talks about domineering and super-drag
Qq girls' space talks about domineering and super-drag selected articles 1. Life is so short, why should I wronged myself to give you face?
2, man, you are very handsome and awkward. If you want to play with love, please go home and grow good food first.
3, how many people have used a sincere heart to feed a hypocritical beast.
If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
I am a man, and I am better than those women who pretend to be pure.
Everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.
7. Losing your temper just means that your wisdom is not enough to solve the problem you are facing.
8. Sometimes I feel useless and I don't know how to find my starting point.
I tried to look up at the direction of the sun.
10, a woman's tears, a little blx.
1 1. Strikes and failures are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.
12, the princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.
13, there are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.
14, I would rather be arrogant and moldy than humble in love.
15, I'd rather stumble all my life than live an ordinary life.
Qq Girls' Space Talk about Domineering Classic 1, I love you, I really love you, but I won't let you know.
Sorry, I can only say I love you here. Please forgive me for not telling you.
It is painful to fall in love with someone who doesn't love himself. But the most painful thing is that the person you love doesn't know you love him and you don't have the courage to let him know.
4, chilling, for Changting night, the shower began to rest. All the accounts are in no mood, you will miss that place, and the blue boat will ruin your hair.
I have been standing behind you waiting for you to turn back, even if I am a substitute for your love.
6. You like someone and haven't given up yet?
7. The corner of the eye is really a wonderful thing. Do not look at me. I really look at you over and over again.
I didn't hug you, and you didn't stop when I passed by.
9. I am so timid that I dare not even say that I like you.
10, ╱ ╰ I don't know where to start, but it's all over.
1 1, amount! I like you T_T very much, but your ruthlessness keeps me from getting close to you-for a surname He.
12, so sad, help my girlfriend chase her secret crush!
13, you must not know how much the person who looks at your back and smiles loves you.
14, can't help but compare with her. You probably don't understand, because I love you!
15, behind the scenes, it is obviously a movie of three people, but it can never have a name.
Qq girls' space talks about domineering and super-drag hot text 1. Without you, the sky I see is still blue.
2, angered me, I ate the map, this is called swallowing mountains and rivers.
3, the decision you made, even if you put the knife rest around your neck, you won't regret it!
4, the tree has no skin and will die! People have no face and the world is invincible! That means you!
What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.
6. If you start to miss me, remember, it's not that I want to leave, it's that you let go.
7. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump!
8. Today, my best friend's underwear is broken. I fixed it for her. She said it was ugly. I said you were wearing it and no one was watching. She said how is it possible? I want to show it to your boyfriend.
9. I want to be a queen, and I want seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six hospitals.
10, kill this today, kill this tomorrow, dare to ask how many people in the grave were killed by you.
1 1. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!
12, since you like to refuse, please pray that we are all simple and thorough.
13, when is the closest to the light! That's when you think the darkness is too dark.
14, some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
15, those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.
16, no one has ever surprised me and moved me to tears.
17, give up your broken tree and I can get the whole forest!
18, graduated, lost books on the fifth floor, screamed on the fourth floor, watched the excitement on the third floor and the second floor, and picked up information on the first floor and seventh grade.
19, being yourself is better than walking in other people's lives.
20, girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone is worth it.
Qq space name is super domineering
1, ↘ Your wild dad ↙
2. Be my dog
3. purgatory and death
4. Come with your mouth
5. Be a saint and a bully
6. Sniper Raptor
7, ┆ Field/╱ overlord ┆
8. Only the weak live in groups
9. Let the dog go
10, I can't learn her coquettish posture,
1 1, arrogant king
12, I raise pigs in your wild area.
Don't let me see you.
14, I came to abuse vegetables
15, how can you dominate without pride?
16, I am taller than you without high heels.
17, I beat you to death with spicy strips.
18, dragging to kill you
19, sitting on the grave of a rival in love and singing uneasily.
20. I have no extra time.
2 1, you are not qualified to be a sister.
22, drag four slag abuse five dogs
23. Proud people
24. Don't stand in front of the emperor.
25. Dragging the screen name again has another use.
26. Crazy all over the world
27. You can't deprive me of five kills.
28. If you don't agree with your sword, just knock it.
29, the harder the swing.
30. Brother is not a legend.
3 1, the girl is not afraid of you.
32, the yes knelt down and said
33. Cruel killings
34. Don't worry.
35. Go against the sky
36. The world should be destroyed
37, ┋ dragging shiny//
38, gun jump dog friend
39. ACE has no pressure
40. Nanba Road
4 1, the sun pierces the heart.
42. I never buy eyes.
43, social society, just shoot.
44. If I am not crazy, who will be strong for me?
45, get out of here.
46. What a nice man!
47. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.
48. Kill God and go to hell.
49. Wipe your edge with a sword.
50. I said, what the fuck?
Without you, it's still wonderful
52. I am the master between heaven and earth
53, sex!
54. Stop looking. You are not as handsome as me.
55. Madness is also an attitude.
56, the magic statue to kill god
57. It's not enough to drag the three of you with me.
58, the magic way is unparalleled
You are my dog.
I'm proud of you, Mr. Meat.
6 1. Turn into lightning and kill you.
62. Reject mediocrity madness
63. Hong Kong and Taiwan dogs.
64, roll, Lao tze is the coolest!
65 years old, just like your father.
66. Long live the Beggars.
Sir Alex Ferguson
68, ugly mouth base is not beautiful ii
69. Live crazier than the sky.
70. This baby is the best in the world.
7 1, ソ nameless desirable │
72. Lonely War Days
73. Abuse you like a dog
74. Self-styled killing God
75, my youth,
76. Be as proud as your ancestors.
77. Lose to me
78. Don't look at dog friends.
79. Rolling and cutting
80. Soul and cruelty
8 1, how can a woman stand it without poison?
82. Come here to get your dog's head.
83. kneel down for me
84, er, seconds kill in the invisible
85. I'm too cold.
86. Time is too crazy.
87. A new generation of sniper gods
88. Kill ten people in one step
89. The Battle of the Emperor
90.jungle tiger
9 1, call the police if you are not handsome.
92.i can't kill you
93. Kill the ticket if you don't love it.
94. Get out of here.
95. It doesn't belong to you anymore
96. Dump you to give you face.
97. Proud brothers
98. Touch her and I'll waste you.
99. Eating blood and screaming at the moon
100, bitch "is everywhere.
10 1, my girlfriend was domineering and leaked me.
102, crazy ☆ God
103, I will put out the light of whoever shines.
104, stealth, visible to it
105, man, dispensable
106, get down on your knees, okay?
107, crazy as the wind
108, female sexy "not coquettish"
109, I am overbearing, but I am not gentle.
1 10, the calf rolling in from my world.
1 1 1
1 12, Yan value boundary bar handle
1 13, leave me alone.
1 14, hell will be more brilliant without you.
1 15, the ancestor of the black world
1 16, my life is up to me. What about heaven?
1 17. Bitches always like bitches.
1 18, kill in one step
1 19, I'm sorry.
Loneliness is a necessity.
12 1, arrogantly proclaimed himself emperor.
122, how to remember the past?
123, the goddess who touched me completely fell.
124, undefeated flowers are gestures.
125, Dream Battle Day
126, I despise you and respect you.
127, five dogs opposite Zhan Lu.
128, I pulled my "none of your business"
129, "the mad god fights the sky"
130, used ancestor
13 1, laughing leads four dogs to abuse five pigs
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