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Mark played the ball himself, controlled the ball well and scored a penalty! His first love was not Xiao Li?

Yesterday, the French Variétés Football Club came out to make trouble! They invited Mark, the biggest coffee maker in France, to play football.

Teenagers chasing the wind on the football field

Mark, who is usually busy with government affairs, suddenly appeared on the football field, which surprised many spectators.

On the court, he runs freely in the direction of the wind, chasing the power of lightning ... how young he is!

Mark chose the No.3 jersey. According to the traditional oriental concept, this number is well chosen! One life, two lives, three lives, three lives, everything ...

Mark, wearing the No.3 jersey, was invincible and led the celebrity team and the medical staff team he represented to launch a charity football match without much suspense.

In the end, it is understandable that the celebrity team easily "crushed" the medical staff team with 6:/kloc-0. Mark is a serious French "international"! This is also Mark's first appearance on the football field. People all over the country and even the world are watching! How could the Mark team lose?

Besides, medical staff are usually busy treating diseases and saving lives, and they are tired during the epidemic. How can they have time to practice?

The celebrity team was on a roll, scoring goals one after another. Mark also lived up to expectations and scored a point on penalty.

It is estimated that the goalkeeper at that time was also extremely complicated: the president was unhappy with the ball; The president was not happy to let the ball go. The best way is to pretend to keep it, not to keep it!

Whether the goalkeeper pretended not to know, but Mark did score!

The moment Mark hit the nail on the head, the goalkeeper jumped.

The commentator at the scene was also very excited: "Will the president kick to the left, right or middle? We don't know ... "

The goalkeeper passes the ball and France's first "international" scores! Thunderous applause broke out at the scene!

The players on the court gave full play, and the off-court audience watched with relish! Mark's wife, Xiao Li Jie, also came to watch the game. When Mark scored a goal, Little Li Jie was happier than anyone!

Xiao Li Jie is sitting next to a group of elderly men and women. During the football match, Xiao Li Jie felt a little cold, so she covered her legs with a coat as a blanket, and the old lady was next to her. Old arms and legs are old, and I have to take care of them. A cold is not good.

During the competition, they also talked occasionally:

Have you bought the eggs in Carrefour supermarket? How does my pony play ball? "

"good! All right! This skill goes against the sky! Unfortunately, Pony is not a football player! "

"That is necessary. Two months later, he intends to sign Paris Saint-Germain! "

On the field, Mark was still running at full speed, at 70 mph, and the camera was chasing him, as if he was the only one in the game!

In order to give full play to his best level, Mark also trained at Lalanton Mansion near Versailles last Sunday. Mark is still very serious about this competition!

In addition to Mark, members of the celebrity team include Mark's security officer and Mark's stepson. In the competition, the celebrity team cooperated tacitly. The security officer sprinted with the ball, and the child passed the ball to his stepfather.

"Dad, it's up to you!"

Mark: "When did Dad ever let you down!" "

Throughout the game, Mark ran like a runaway pony. In the first half, he was inclined to attack. In the second half, he was a little unable to run, but he didn't show "panting". According to the president, "recovery" is needed in the second half of the year.

At halftime, Sister Xiaoli came on stage with a check for 50,000 euros, which will be donated to the Women and Children's Hospital in Kabul.

"Thanks to all the players, you made my wish come true, and thanks to the medical staff in poissy."

"Thanks to the medical staff team of poissy Central Hospital, they have just played against various star players, including famous French stars Alain Giresse and Marcel Desailly."

After the game, Olivier Faure, a member of the Socialist Party, expressed his views on Twitter for the first time. He shared a photo with Mark in a jersey on the left and former French President Valéry Giscard d 'Estaing playing football on the right.

The title of the photo is: "The same political strategy, the same mode of communication, the same media pursuit. The final result is that Mitterrand won. "

What a kick!

Mark's first love was not Xiao Li?

Mark is playing football, while Sister Xiaoli is watching the ball, the French media are not idle. They want to dig up Mark's love history.

Mark has always been synonymous with "single-mindedness", but you know what? Sister Xiao Li is not Mark's first love!

When Mark was a teenager, he was fascinated by a girl named Anne Laurie.

Annie is a Jew. Mark's journey of pursuing love is extremely romantic, and he has also written some love letters to her. Then, no then.

I wonder how Anne will feel when she recalls the past. I only blame myself for not having a vision at the beginning, so I passed the president. But not necessarily. If Mark is with this Annie, he may not be president in the future.

Later, 15-year-old Macron met his present wife, and an incredible love affair began. ...

Is Bridget's separation from her ex-husband "violent"?

Xiao Li's sister's ex-husband named André-Louis Auzière is a banker. They have three children. Before Mark appeared, the family lived a quiet life in Amiens.

Insider: André Luiz Ozil.

However, Andre's emotional path is doomed to be a bit bumpy. Mark took away Xiao Li Jie's heart, and Xiao Li Jie's calm heart began to ripple again. Andre is not calm.

It is said that during that time, Mark often went to Sister Xiaoli's house in the name of "tutoring", and his family invited MacAdam guests. Andre never imagined that this "student" would steal his wife in the near future!

Love can't be faked! Sister Xiaoli finally laid her cards on the table. Andre reacted violently and immediately decided to run away from home. About 10 years later, in 2006, the two officially divorced.

According to Amiens neighbors, Andre seems to have "completely disappeared" after he left. After their divorce, Andre also tried to avoid seeing his ex-wife again.

Perhaps, just because Xiaoli is a public figure, any negative news is bad for her, so he is willing to remain anonymous, just because she can live the rest of her life happily.

Andre also made a great sacrifice for this: he didn't even go to his mother's funeral, just to avoid seeing Xiaoli again.

In 20 19, Andre died at the age of 69.

Easter eggs

To serve the queen, the candidate must pass a wonderful "dead fly" test.

Every year, countless people want to enter Buckingham Palace and work for the Queen, but in fact, few people pass the written test and interview.

The documentary "The Royal Family at Christmas" reveals some assessment contents about royal employees. Among these tests, there is a wonderful "dead flight test".

In order to serve the queen, the candidate must be able to find any unusual details. The "fly test" is a "elimination test": "Half of every 65,438+00 people will notice flies, but in the end only one tenth of them will bend down and pick them up. If the candidate passes this test, he will be admitted with a high probability. "

Those who can work in the royal family naturally have nothing to say: the annual salary is 22,500 euros, including room and board!

Easter eggs

Beijing greenhouse girl by the Seine River.