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You can't do it in all directions.

1. It's good to do this, but I can't.

I can't do well, so I can only choose to pursue truth, goodness and beauty, which I have always insisted on.

It is difficult to be an all-round person. Being considerate everywhere means putting the needs of others before your own. People who have no spirit of self-sacrifice really can't do it.

Like-minded people can talk when they look pleasing to the eye. The so-called unsociable people just talk inappropriately, and it is really impossible to be versatile.

We are all fledglings, it is impossible to cover everything, and it is impossible for everyone to like it. Just be ourselves and be happy.

6. I am a stupid person. You can't cover everything. Everyone has his own characteristics. In this case, I can live as I please. Life is so short, why compromise yourself and always accommodate others? It's not easy for you to come in this life. Me, who is it? Why am I here? Don't live in other people's mouths, it's too tired!

7. I need to repay you for a lifetime because of a little kindness, not to mention the kindness I really care about. I really can't do everything.

8. If I can't do everything, I will do something occasionally. I really hate those people who are ignored, pestered, endless, bottomless, full of arrogance and prejudice.

9. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, but I don't understand that people are sinister. You can't do everything, and you can't.

10. Love and hate can't be smooth sailing and pleasing to the eye in this life. Remember, don't say anything from your heart to her in the future. The people you care about don't care so much about you. You are telling the truth, others are listening to jokes.

1 1. I can't be a versatile person. I don't have the emotional intelligence of Lexus's sister. I just want to be myself. My mother is too demanding of me. I really can't be a concubine

12. Sometimes I don't want to be negative and have all kinds of complaints. I'd rather throw all kinds of bad things and difficulties at myself. Even so, I still can't satisfy everyone. I'm really tired and feel limited. I can't do such a job. I am not an eloquent, versatile and emotionally intelligent person by nature. It's not appropriate for me to blend in such an environment.

13. I understand all the reasons, but flattering smiles and warmth are really impossible. It's too difficult to be an all-powerful person, but it's easier to be yourself.

14. I have never been a person who can do everything, and I don't like marketing very much. I always feel that it is good to do a good job in technology and satisfy every customer. Fortunately, someone will find you again.

15. I am too tired to do any more, so for me now, happiness is to make life easier, and pure things and interpersonal relationships are the most comfortable.

16. I always feel that I am too plain. No matter in reality or on the internet, I can't do everything, speak too straight, have no power, no power, no talent and no virtue. In addition, I really see that a person is always a long time later than others, so I don't like others, and sometimes I feel helpless and pale.

17. I really can't play a versatile role, as boring as I am, that's all.

18. I don't understand and don't want to understand this tangled world. Eloquence is not my style, I can't do it. Although others may think that I am brainless, slow and suffer, even so, I still don't want to change.

19. I can't put on airs, I can't learn everything, I can't compromise, that's all. I'm afraid I still have to fall a few times before I can have more wisdom in dealing with people. I'm afraid it's really time to leave here.

20. besides you, there are others who can get close to you, but there will always be a day when you will drift away. No matter who is right or wrong, I want to attribute everything to no fate, whether it is friendship or love. It is not good to be independent blindly, and it is not good to rely blindly. We need to find a balance point to balance two or more people. I don't think versatility is a bad word. I couldn't do it before, so maybe it won't increase my troubles. Traveling in rainy days is very interesting. I stopped and looked at the ancient city alone. Sitting in the car, watching the scenery that is flying away in front of me seems to be portrayed in my mind, and it seems that I have never walked in.

2 1. Please everyone, but wronged yourself. I can't do such a thing. Instead of running around and eventually losing yourself, how boring this life should be.

Since you can't learn everything, don't push yourself. Deal with this unknown world with true honesty and frankness. You may be hurt and wronged, but people who know you will naturally understand.

23. Being versatile is a good thing, but I can't. What's the point of life if I don't do something from my heart? Like feelings, what you keep, why can't I feel it intuitively? How long can you keep this from me?

Omni-directional sentence making

Omni-directional sentence making

1, Lao Hei is the strongest. He is always tied there. This guy is alert and cries with dignity.

2. Xu, who is less than 50 years old, has a beautiful posture, but his expression is awesome.

3, the dog is at home, and it is awesome in all directions.

In feudal times, it was said that women's status was low, which seemed to vary from person to person and from place to place. Women have the same prestige as power.

5. Oh, you're welcome. I thought I was the marshal of the canopy, and I was awesome in all directions.

6, the dormitory works overtime at night, roaring in the mountains, all directions are awesome, can not slack off.

7. Mu, the heroine of the Republic of China, wielded a horizontal knife and was like a bamboo.

9. Lv Fengxian, who flew in all directions, died of arrogance, so be a man with self-knowledge.

10, Pan Pan, Liaoning Province, enjoyed the sweetness of foreign aid last year, especially in the playoffs. sampson and odette are both villains.

Swift thinks the couple are very interesting. When he treats them, he sometimes insults them majestically, sometimes praises and dotes on them, and Lydia is smart and always has a way to deal with him.

12, on the court; The superstar Reinkel is really imposing.

13, how to be magnificent and dance?

14 but I hope all partners will remember: Yongchuang will always be your child no matter how powerful it is in the future, and will never forget your help to him!

15. This money is enough to gallop everywhere on the road of dreams, and this figure will probably give Chen the aura of a financing expert within a few years.

I can't be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your sweetheart.

1. When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.

It's just a look when you meet someone you like for a long time.

I hope you will be kind to me, leave me all the delicious food, let me take advantage of everything, and you can carry it when the sky falls. I don't have anything great for you, but I selfishly want you to take care of me all my life, so I always feel that if a car comes head-on, I will definitely let you live longer.

You finally live more and more like yourself. A person shuttles through a city with luggage, and a person carries cold air and holds an umbrella in rainy days. Even if you are sick, you will still be handsomely wrapped in a coat. You finally become more and more like yourself, enjoying the best and accepting the worst.

Once, my bus card was accidentally cracked and I could see the chip, so I simply took it out. When I went to work by bus the next day, I stuck the chip on my index finger with double-sided tape. When I got on the bus, I touched the card reader with my index finger. I still can't forget the amazed eyes of the whole car.

6. A person who is usually talking and laughing suddenly talks to you seriously. Don't take it seriously

7. It's cool to want to be an arrogant person, who doesn't want to, who ignores and who doesn't love.

8. People in my heart can't help secretly giving many opportunities.

9. When you came to see me, I felt that I hadn't seen you for a day, just like Sanqiu. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.

10. I can't be a good person or a bad person. I just want to be your sweetheart.

1 1. I am obviously bored every day, but I stay up late every night.

12. Life advice: Don't make any decisions in the middle of the night!

13. I see through the separation of gathering, scattering and separation. I am not demanding and I don't want to live.

14. Be nice to me and I will give you my cuteness.

15. Selfishly expect you to have a special liking for yourself, but you can't be different in your bones.

16. Maybe it's true that when a person has survived all the hardships, everything is nothing and he doesn't need others' shoulders.

17. I just want to live well, eat well, not fall in love and not be an asshole.

18. There may be many people who like you, but people who will take care of your emotions are the hardest to find.

19. He is Joker Xue. It has snowed heavily for ten years. Ten years ago, if he had given up, there would not be Joker Xue now, but he persisted for ten years, so he succeeded. He said happily as a child that he could finally become a singer again, the best Joker Xue in the world.

20. I don't want to be strong. I just want to be that girl. No matter how many grievances and pains I have experienced, I live with a frown.

2 1. There is not much truth in this world. A woman's blush is better than a long conversation.

22. You are not the Monkey King, nor are you the supreme treasure. You are just one of the audience under the city wall, watching others' love, chewing your youth and living like a dog.

23. Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear. Only in this way can you live a quiet life.

24. If she turns her head and smiles, I wish you could stay here, and your life will be cast with a hundred spells.

25. Girls want not only love, but also preference.

26. No woman likes to listen to your reasons. You are telling the truth, and she is listening to your attitude towards her.

27. When two people are together, they can run in if they are not suitable. I can apologize if there is any dispute. There are contradictions because you and I can compromise. But when I call three sixes, you can both drive. From that moment on, I knew it was either you or me tonight.

28. Why do you want to compare everything? You compared your grades when you were a child. When you grow up, you compare your salary. Now, you have to take it step by step and turn on a machine to compare your time. Leave me alone, I can't compete with anything. Let me be a quiet garbage.

Funny personality: a simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

1. If I hadn't met a barber who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

In the past, you could return the game you were playing for one person, but now it won't. Now you can ignore anyone in the game.

3. The bosses who talk to you about money are all good people, and those who talk to you about ideals don't want to give you money!

When I was young, whenever I was sick, my mother would make me a cup of coffee. She said softly that foreigners drink this. When I was young, I was always afraid of coffee. Now I've traveled all over Milo, Shangdao, cat excrement and Starbucks, but I can't find the taste I drank when I was a child, until one day I drank a cup of Radix Isatidis granules.

Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?

6. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

7. The zombie's brain is wide open, and he shakes his head and walks away disappointed, but dung beetles passing by shines at the moment.

8. A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me with water. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

9. After all, not every relationship can have a happy ending. This is what math and I did.

10. The vast sea of people accounts for 10% of those who can meet fate, and 90% of those who look good to me.

1 1. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help the seniors get to the bottom.

12. In a class in junior high school, the math teacher wrote a blackboard full of problems. When my hand was about to break, she made a big cross on the blackboard: this solution is wrong.

13. You must work hard to play with your mobile phone on the sofa.

14. Because I am introverted, I never rush to check out. QQ Personality Dialogue Encyclopedia.

15. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is more than one person who refuses you.

16. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one discourages the barbecues and desserts all over the street. If you can't help but enter one casually, you will gain several pounds.

17. The difference between you and Xueba is that all your flashes are his basic questions.

18. What a brain. I hope you have one too.

19. I know that hard work may not change anything, but it must be comfortable not to work hard.

Seeing an English movie inspired me to make a good friend who passed CET-5. I only heard the faint remarks of my dormitory classmates: mentally retarded, no CET-5.

2 1. If you like someone, you must declare it and you can't be rejected. You really think you're a fairy.

22. I wonder if Yue Lao knitted a sweater with my red thread.

23. Parents say puppy love will ruin your studies. Mom and dad, I'm sorry. I can't pass those puppy love exams.

24. Nowadays, the purpose of girls and boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell him a more yellow one.

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