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Poems about pollution (all kinds of poems that look dirty now)
My road is covered with petals-I haven't cleaned it for others, and my thatched cottage door has been closed-but it's open for you now.
Hello, this is my wife.
4. Beauty plays the flute and flowers move, and youth is like a jade sword and a rainbow.
5. Two nights in the quilt, a pear tree crushed Haitang.
6. The enchantress's eyes are like flower dew, and the backyard is full of beautiful trees.
7. Spring Night Red Account
Making love, lingering, fireworks flashing.
Wet spring clothes in drizzle
Who took advantage of strong feelings and circled me in the account?
Weave dreams and build cages.
Get drunk with you and spend the spring breeze.
8. Sitting alone in the study as a wife, this matter is not mentioned to outsiders. If you change your left hand to your right hand, it's like getting divorced and marrying a wife. One joy is one joy after another, eyes blurred and bones crisp, drops fall to the ground, children and grandchildren turn into mud.
1. What do netizens mean by "pollution" now?
Nowadays, filth means very yellow and violence. At first, Yu Qingfei's video about pornographic jokes was discovered, and then Yu Qingfei was named "the king of filth in Taiwan Province Province", and the word "filth" began to spread.
2. What are the dirty jokes?
(1) I heard some girls say that 13 cm can't stand it, it will hurt! Others say 9 cm is too long. But today, I met a female man, who even said that 5 cm was not enough, and walking was awkward and painful. But I think many women in the video enjoy it at 20 cm. . How different people are! The same woman, wearing high heels, is totally different.
(2) Female: "I'm really sorry, I always speak ill in front of the person I like, and I hesitate ..."
Man: "Nothing, I just like you ... swallowing ... spitting."
(3) Playing table tennis in the afternoon, I couldn't hold back, and my strength increased. A board suddenly hit the ball on the chest of the female PE teacher behind me ... I was so scared that I quickly gasped for her twice.
2. What are some dirty rhyming poems 1? If life is just like the first sight, why draw a fan in the autumn wind? _ _ _ _ Nalan Xingde's Mulan Ci, Antique Ci, Cambodian Friends
2. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. _ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "A piece of plum, red lotus root fragrance, residual jade in autumn"
Spring breeze is proud of horseshoe disease, and you can see Chang 'an flowers all in one day. _ _ _ _ Meng Jiao after graduation
The west wind withered the green trees last night. A person in a tall building can see the end of the world. _ _ _ _ Yan Shu's "Butterfly Lovers, Threshold Chrysanthemum and Tears"
5. I still have tears in my eyes, and I don't meet each other before I get married. _ _ _ _ Zhang Ji's "Yin Jiefu Send Dongping Lishi Island"
6. Lonely and empty, spring comes late, and pear blossoms are everywhere. _ _ _ _ Liu's "Spring Complaint"
7. Looking for it, it's cold and gloomy. _ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "Looking for a Slow Voice"
8. Looking at the sky and clouds at dusk, walking and thinking of you, sitting and thinking of you. _ _ _ _ Tang Yin's "A plum, a rain, a pear flower, a deep door"
9. Thinking of you is like a full moon, and it decreases every night. _ _ _ _ Zhang Jiuling's "Fu Congjun"
10. There is nothing I can do about this situation, but frown and take it to heart. _ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "A piece of plum, red lotus root fragrance, residual jade in autumn"
1 1. Liu is quiet and sleeps during the day, while those who sleep during the day are quiet and windy. _ _ _ _ Su Shi's Bodhisattva Manpalindrome Summer is always in my heart.
12. I suddenly saw the willow color on the stranger's head and regretted teaching my husband to find the seal. _ _ _ _ Wang Changling in my heart forever
13. During the day, the order is as cool as water at night, lying and watching the morning glory and Vega. _ _ _ _ Mutu's Autumn Night
14. Chang 'e should regret stealing the elixir. _ _ _ _ Chang 'e by Li Shangyin
15. The beauty is broken before she is old, leaning against the fumigation cage and sitting on the ground in the Ming Dynasty. _ _ _ _ Bai Juyi's "Harem Ci"
16. At last you wanted to go home, and now my heart is breaking. _ _ _ _ Li Bai's Spring Thought
17. If you clean the dust on the road, if you dirty the cement; _ _ _ _ Cao Zhi's "Tall Buildings and Bright Moon"
18. If you go to Qiu Lai in spring, you will miss it, but if you go in autumn, there will be little information in spring. _ _ _ _ Yu is always in my heart.
19. How deep is the courtyard? The willows are piled with smoke, and the curtains are not numerous. _ _ _ _ Ouyang Xiu How Deep is the Courtyard
20. Crush the blue shirt and apricot skirt and lean against the jade fence. _ _ _ _ Qin Guan's Xiangmo Curved Painting in the South Pavilion
2 1. It's nothing to cross Qian Fan, but all the water is slanted. _ _ _ _ article "Looking at Jiangnan, Wash and Dress"
22. Xiao Xuan sat alone in a lovesick place and felt bored. _ _ _ _ Shi Xiaoyou's "Beautiful, cloudy, light rain"
23. The dream of a silver bed has not come true. The sky blue is like water and the night is as light as a cloud. _ _ _ _ Wen's "Color of Medicinal Materials"
24. Fish books are absolutely old, and tears flow through the moon. _ _ _ _ Xu Can's "Bodhisattva Man Autumn Boudoir"
25. The ladies-in-waiting are already white-haired and arguing about the grand occasion of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. _ _ _ _ Yuan Zhen's Palace
26. Talking passionately in the palace, the parrot is afraid to speak in front of people. _ _ _ _ Zhu Qingyu's Gong Ci/Gong Zhong Ci
27. People go to empty water, and flowers fly half-closed the door. _ _ _ _ Qin Guan's Xiangmo Curved Painting in the South Pavilion
28. Who talks about happiness? Flowers are charming, and the moon is charming. _ _ _ _ Tang Yin's "A plum, a rain, a pear flower, a deep door"
3. Are there any particularly dirty poems? The two bodies are very close together, hugging each other, wonderful, slapping each other up and down, kissing and screaming.
Why bother to catch a central trap! Zi Hua Yu Lu took a shower and walked out of the waist hole.
-Emerald chain
In front of the club, a new swallow flies. We made a concentric agreement and strolled into Cuiwei.
Jieyu flowers want to merge, and Meiyu Ganlu holds the jade handle. The scenery will last forever, and I know it will fade soon. -"Dust removal handle"
The first one is straightforward, and the last one is slightly embellished, but the jingles made by the two capitals and boring people on the door panels of public toilets are no different, and they are not good poems.
Looking through the poems of Han, Wei and Six Dynasties at home last night, I accidentally found some good poems in Yuefu poems of the Southern and Northern Dynasties, which vividly described the love between men and women. Transcribed as follows:
Ancient Yuefu
Why do you want to ask the question of Wuling bundle?
My body is used to being held by you, and my body shape has been carefully considered.
Song of Jasper
Jasper breaks the melon, Lang hangs upside down.
Feeling lang is not ashamed of lang, turn around and hold lang tight.
Midnight song
Don't comb your hair at night, put it over your shoulders.
What's wrong with lying on Lang's knee tactfully?
The midnight song at four o'clock
Open the window in autumn and moonlight, put out the candle and untie the skirt,
Smiling in the curtain, holding cymbidium incense.
I like the first song best. I don't know which one you like.
There has been no shortage of "colourful love songs" since ancient times. Since the Tang Dynasty, how many poets have chanted romantic songs on prostitutes' bellies? According to statistics by some busybodies, there are more than 2,000 prostitute poems in the whole Tang Dynasty, not to mention the Song Dynasty. The words of Liu Yong, the great prostitute, are still being recited, but Huang Valley is unfortunately made into a story to stop lewdness and fallacy. What's more, these erotic poems and erotic words sometimes become modern people.
A play for Zhang Xian.
Eighteen brides are eighty lang, with gray hair and red makeup.
Two nights of mandarin duck quilt, pear tree pressing begonia.
The author of this poem is the famous Su Dongpo. At the moment he laughed at Zhang Xian, I'm afraid he forgot when he pressed down his concubine Wang Chaoyun.
-The above is taken from Baidu. Thanks for knowing the web link. Answer @ Jingjing Jingjing Jingjing-
By the way, the dirty poem you want is probably the kind of modern limerick, straightforward and explicit. Ancient poetry belongs to classical Chinese, and the descriptions in pornographic pictures are also gentle. Besides, I recommend two poets, Liu Yong and Yan, whose works are called vulgar and lewd.
4. What rhyming poems are dirty? If life is just like the first sight, why draw a fan in the autumn wind?
_ _ _ _ Nalan Xingde's Mulan Ci, Antique Decisive Words, Friends of Cambodia is a fallen flower. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure.
_ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "A Prune, Red Lotus Fragrance, Residual Jade in Autumn" is full of horseshoes in the spring breeze, and Chang' an Flower will see you one day. _ _ _ _ Meng Jiao's After Graduation, the west wind withered the green trees last night.
A person in a tall building can see the end of the world. _ _ _ _ Yan Shu's "Butterfly Lovers, Sills, Chrysanthemums, Sorrow, Smoke, Blue Tears and Dew" also brought tears to your eyes. I wish I could not meet you before marriage.
_ _ _ _ Zhang Ji's "Yin Jiefu, Send Dongping Li Sikong Stone Island" is lonely and empty. Spring comes late, and pear blossoms are not full. _ _ _ _ Liu's "Spring Complaint" searched and searched, and it was cold and miserable.
_ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "Looking for a Slow Voice" looks at the sky and clouds at dusk, thinking about you, sitting and thinking about you. _ _ _ _ Tang Yin's "A plum blossom opens, the pear blossoms close with the rain" feels that you are like a full moon, and you lose your brilliance every night.
_ _ _ _ Zhang Jiuling's "Fu Zi Chu Junyi" has no way to eliminate this situation, only to frown, but to my heart. _ _ _ _ Li Qingzhao's "A Cut of Plum, Red Lotus and Xiangyu Dies in Autumn" Liu sleeps during the day and sleeps during the day.
_ _ _ _ Su Shi's "Bodhisattva Manhui Wenxia is always in my heart" suddenly saw a strange willow color and regretted teaching her husband to find a seal. _ _ _ _ Wang Changling's "in my heart forever" day order night is as cold as water, lying and watching the morning glory and Vega.
_ _ _ _ Du Mu's autumn night Chang 'e should regret stealing the elixir, and the sky is high and the clouds are light and the night is clear. _ _ _ _ Li Shangyin's "Chang 'e" is beautiful, and she sat in the Ming Dynasty leaning on a fumigation cage.
_ _ _ _ Bai Juyi's harem words, finally you think of returning home, and now my heart is breaking. _ _ _ _ Li Bai's "Spring Thoughts" If you clear the road dust, if you muddy the cement; _ _ _ _ Cao Zhi's "A Tall Building and a Bright Moon" went to Qiu Lai in spring, but acacia still existed, and there was little information in autumn and spring.
_ _ _ _ Yu "Forever in My Heart" The courtyard is so deep, the willows are piled with smoke, and the curtains are not complicated. _ _ _ _ Ouyang Xiu's "How Deep is the Courtyard" rubs the blue shirt and apricot skirt, leaning against the jade fence and saying nothing.
_ _ _ _ Qin Guan's "Xiangmo Curved Painting in the South Pavilion" is not all over Qian Fan, and it is full of water. _ _ _ _ Wen Tingyun "Looking at the South of the Yangtze River, Dressing and Dressing" Xiao Xuan was sitting alone in the lovesickness place, feeling so bored.
_ _ _ _ Shi Xiaoyou's "O, O, flattering, clouds rolling and clouds relaxing, drizzling", the dream of a silver bed has not been realized, the night sky is like water, the clouds are light and the wind is light. _ _ _ _ Wen's "Yao Sefen" fish book is absolutely old, and tears flow over the moon.
_ _ _ _ Xu Can's "Bodhisattva Man's Autumn Boudoir", ladies-in-waiting are already white-haired, discussing the grand occasion of Xuanzong. _ _ _ _ Yuan Zhen Palace talks about palace affairs with lust, and parrots dare not speak in front of people.
_ _ _ _ Zhu Qingyu's "Gong Ci/Gong Zhong Ci" people go to empty water, and flowers fly half-closed the door. _ _ _ _ Qin Guan's "Xiangmo Bend Painting in South Pavilion" is a kind of enjoyment * * * Who can say? Flowers are charming, and the moon is charming.
_ _ _ _ Tang Yin's "A plum, a pear in the rain, close the door".
5. In fact, there are two ways to classify dirty rhyming poems. One is to divide them into ancient poems and modern poems, and the other is quatrains, metrical poems and ancient poems.
First of all, rhyme. In fact, rhyme refers to the vowels of words, which means that the vowels of words are the same or similar. The last word of a poem must rhyme. Rhyme aims to make this poem catchy and easy to read. It can also be said to be a form of writing poetry (modern poetry has no requirement for rhyme)
Let's briefly introduce the problem of leveling (taking quatrains as an example). Pingzi is a word with the first and second pronunciations, and Pingzi is a word with three or four pronunciations. Of course, there are also some special cases, such as Pingping, in addition to accumulation, southern dialects can also be read. Generally, short notes are flat. The rule of parallel prose is that no matter what the word 135 is, these 246 words must be examined (that is, the first 35 words of each line of poetry can be parallel prose at will, and the last 46 words must be written in parallel prose). The last words of the first couplet (the first sentence of the poem) can be occasional, but
The law of relativity is the law of adhesion: the law of relativity means that the characters 2, 4 and 6 in two adjacent lines of poems are flat and opposite, and the law of adhesion means that the characters 2, 4 and 6 in two adjacent lines of poems are the same, and the law of relativity is between the first couplet and the parallel connection, and the law of adhesion is between the parallel connection and the neck connection, and then the law of relativity and adhesion are recycled.
6. Dirty poems about dreams, poor and strong, never fall into the sky. -Wang Bo
Swallows are playing in the Woods. They know how to swim with swans. -Cao Zhi
Wan Li is still a close neighbor. -Cao Zhi
Since God has given talents, let them be used! As for the money, although it is scattered, it will get together again. -Li Bai
I want to fly in the sky and embrace the bright moon. -Li Bai
Make further progress with a hundred feet of pole-Li Bai
One day, I will ride the wind and waves, raise the Yun Fan and cross the sea. -Li Bai
Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving a heart that shines through history. -Wen Tianxiang
Qian Fan was calm by the boat, and Wan Muchun was in front of the sick tree. -Liu Yuxi
If you get drunk today, you will worry about your troubles tomorrow. -Luo Yin's "Self-scheduling"
The old horse crouches, aiming at thousands of miles; The martyrs were full of courage in their later years. -Cao Cao
Try to climb to the top of the mountain: it dwarfs all the peaks under our feet. -Du Fu's "Looking at Yue"
Falling red is not heartless, but turning into spring mud protects flowers more. -Gong Zizhen
Thirty fame, dust and earth, eight thousand miles of clouds and the moon. Eat pork when you are hungry, and drink Hun blood when you are thirsty. -Yue Fei
It can only be extracted from the deep mountains after being struck by thousands of hammers. It regards the burning of the burning fire as a very common thing. Don't be afraid of being smashed to pieces, leaving innocence in the world. -Yu Qian
Live like a hero and die like a ghost. Today, people still miss Xiang Yu because he refused to live and returned to the East. -Li Qingzhao
There is a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, and I will go up and down. —— Qu Yuan
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