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Wei Zhongxian, Savior of Daming (Ⅱ)

Earlier, we talked about how Grandpa Wei acted arbitrarily and the root cause of his reputation on the Internet.

Next, the code tells how Wei Gonggong planned and decided to hang gold for thousands of miles.

The above location is the starting point of Yuan Chonghuan's glory, and everything is operated by Wei Gonggong.

Let's take a look at the eccentricity of the battle of Liuhe, the protagonist of this article.

1625 (the fifth year of the apocalypse) One day in the middle and late August, Liu Bochuan, a student who escaped from the enemy-occupied areas in the east and came to the motherland, came to Ma Shilong, the company commander of Shanhaiguan.

Liu plausibly told Ma Shilong that the four Baylor Huang Taiji of Nurhachi only led 300 troops in Yaozhou (now Yuezhou Village, Yingkou County, Liaoning Province). As soon as the imperial army arrives, the local patriotic masses will rally in response, behead Huang Taiji and open the city to welcome Julian Waghann.

Facing the excellent works sent by engineer Liu Bocheng, Ma Shilong was tempted, and so was Sun Chengzong.

Therefore, Ma Shilong sent a lieutenant and led more than 800 people to sneak attack; Sun Chengzong ordered the Lord of Juehua Island to meet Lu and Li.

Lilu II will arrive at Sancha River as planned, but the sailors of Juehua Island did not show up on August 25th. Anxious Lilu II was afraid of delaying the fighter plane and let a fishing boat cross the river nearby.

It seems that the fishery in Northeast China was not developed in those days. Although the historical data did not indicate how many ships were captured by the army, it was recorded in the Biography of Xi in Ming Taizu that 800 people of the Ming army did not cross the river for four days and four nights.

Because the Ming army crossed the river for too long, it was finally noticed by the late Jin army stationed in Yaozhou not far from here.

Later, the Jin army attacked the Ming army, and the Ming army defeated the river. The Ming army lost more than 400 people, and the leader of Lu was in danger.

Do you think this war is nothing strange?

That's because strangely, after the war.

When the news came back to North Korea, the lords of the capital immediately made a fuss. (If you are interested, you can look at Baidu's entry on the Battle of Liuhe. )

They immediately joined Ma Shilong, the company commander of Shanhaiguan, who had the leadership responsibility, but soon the impeachment was directed against Yuan Chonghuan's teacher Liaodong Du Shi Sun Chengzong.

So a strange scene happened.

Ma Shilong, who is directly responsible, was reprimanded by the imperial edict and will be fined, while his immediate boss, Sun Chengzong, took responsibility and resigned voluntarily.

History books say that this god has made great contributions to the operation of Sir Wei, that is, his old man's house recited scriptures in the ear of the apocalypse every day, and finally read the apocalypse so heartily that he accepted the resignation of his teacher Sun Chengzong.

Of course, the suggestion of Chu Party and Qi Party like Wei Gonggong also made great efforts, but compared with later generations, they are still proud.

The following is an excerpt from the Battle of Liuhe in Baidu Encyclopedia, which was compiled by Mingfen:

The really serious consequence is that before attacking Yaozhou, the total strength of Liaodong was120,000 people. After the defeat, only 58,000 people were left after being chased by the latter, and more than 60,000 people fled. The so-called Ning Guan soldiers lost half of their lives overnight. Some of the 60,000 people who fled wandered directly in Sancha River, but most of them fled in Daling River, Songshan Mountain, Ningyuan and even Shanhaiguan.

Shameless!

This is the loss caused by Gaudi's desertion from Liaodong, but it refers to the deer planted on Sun Chengzong's head!

However, this technique is already very familiar, and they did the same in Ma Shilong's competition. Lu's real armor was labeled as General Ningyuan by Mingfen with ulterior motives in an attempt to blame Yuan Chonghuan for the defeat of Liuhe.

This is a schematic diagram of the Ming army's fortification outside the customs when Sun Chengzong was the first governor of Liaodong.

At that time, there were four towns outside the customs, namely Ningyuan, Jinzhou, Youtun and Pidao from west to east.

Ningyuan to Yaozhou is 216.6km, Jinzhou to Yaozhou169.5km, and Youtun to Yaozhou135km (all the above are recent highway mileage in modern times).

The main goal of the sneak attack was to slay Huang Taiji. As the saying goes, the soldiers are expensive, but the place where the Ming army sent troops was Ningyuan Town, and Yaozhou was the farthest. Is this afraid that Huang Taiji won't run away?

It is said that the battle of Liuhe is strange. In addition to this strange result, there is a strange name.

Everyone noticed that the word "Liuhe" didn't appear for a long time in the Battle of Liuhe. Except for the geographical location of the name (there is a place called Liuhe in the northeast, but it is in Tonghua), the word "Liuhe" can't be found.

This is obviously the battle of Sanchahe, but the strange place of the battle of Liuhe is not over yet.

Sun Chengzong was forced to leave. From then on, Wei's father-in-law monopolized the power of Liaodong, and his old man's house chose honesty as the manager of Liaodong.

Words honest Gaudi got wind that Nuerhachi's wild boar was coming to arch himself (Nuerhachi didn't know that Sun Chengzong didn't dare to move), so everyone was evacuated to Shanhaiguan to watch the sea, but Yuan Chonghuan said that he was from Guangdong and was used to watching the sea.

Seeing that Yuan Chonghuan disobeyed orders, Gaudi decided to sacrifice his ego to achieve Yuan Chonghuan.

Gaudi directly threw all the castles in Youtun, Jinzhou and other places outside the customs to Nurhachi, and took the lead in going to Shanhaiguan to see the sea.

Arguably, Yuan Chonghuan and Wei's father-in-law hand-picked Gao Jingliao should be inferior to him, but just then Yuan Chonghuan got promoted!

1625 65438+In February, Yuan Chonghuan was promoted to provincial judge, which was very interesting.

Yuan Chonghuan's resume is full of traces of the so-called Lindong Party. Supposedly, he should be included in the Lindong Party, but strangely, he was promoted only after Sun Chengzong left office.

Incidentally, the aforementioned Ma Shilong resigned at this time.

It seems that Nurhachi specially celebrated this appointment, and at 1626, 1, he led troops south to congratulate him.

So a famous scene was staged in which 20,000 soldiers and civilians in Ningyuan ancient city joined forces with Nurhachi's 40,000 troops.

Now, many kinds of mirabilite were washed by Gaudi to blacken Yuan Chonghuan, and Gaudi who abandoned the land and fled was washed by them as the first hero in the battle of Ningyuan (see Gaudi Baidu entry).

Think about it, it's true. It's not that Emperor Gaudi gave up Daling River, Youtun and Jinzhou. Where did the army of Houjin come from? Without the battle of Ningyuan, how could it be named Yuan Chonghuan?

In short, Yuan Chonghuan became famous in the first world war under the clever employment of Wei's father-in-law, and was directly promoted to the right assistant minister of Liaodong Ministry of War from a four-product road.

Do you think the consequences of the battle of Liuhe are strange?

Who dares to deny that it was not Wei's father-in-law who expelled Sun Chengzong and discovered Yuan Chonghuan in the Battle of Liuhe?

Not long after the battle of Ningyuan, the boar Nurhachi died, and the Ming Dynasty grave digger Huang Taiji took over.

Huang taiji is an interesting guy. He knew that Yuan Chonghuan was really preparing for a fake negotiation with him, but he was very cooperative when he played this game of peace talks with Yuan Chonghuan.

Wait until you appease North Korea. By the way, I helped Mao's father-in-law, Ai Dawei, to turn Dongjiang military training into an army navy team. After cleaning up his left wing, Huang Taiji decided not to play this game of peace talks with Yuan Chonghuan.

Since the negotiation can't get what you want, take the knife!

However, the military level of Huang Taiji was not as good as that of Laozi, and at this time, the Liaodong territory of the Ming Dynasty was also promoted from Ningyuan to Jinzhou under the management of Yuan Chonghuan.

So Huang taiji inevitably failed and had to go back to where he came from.

However, in the battle of Ningjin, Wei's father-in-law found a problem: Yuan Chonghuan, a "demoralized" man, was too afraid to die to take his own 10000 Ningyuan Liao army out of the city to fight the death of the 60,000-year-old Jin.

So with the exploits of the Battle of Ningjin, Wei's father-in-law won the earl's reward for his infant grandnephew, but his old man's house fought bloody battles for Yuan Chonghuan and became the 86th hero of the Battle of Ningjin. His old man's house did not forget to ask the Apocalypse to give Yuan Chonghuan an official, and lovingly forced Yuan Chonghuan, who had been robbed of his feelings before his father died, to go back to mourning.

Worth writing, father-in-law Wei generously gave Yuan Chonghuan thirty taels of silver and red silk as travelling expenses.

Grandfather Wei is so willing to deal with those ineffective generals in Liaodong.

As for Huang Taiji, who was hanged by Wei's father-in-law, after returning to Shenyang, he subdued two of Chahar's eight households in Otok (similar to a thousand households), forcing Li Dan Khan of Chahar to move westward.

At this point, the late Jin Dynasty completed the conquest and suppression of the left and right wings during the reign of Princess Zheng Daming of Wang Wei, and the soldiers of the late Jin Dynasty arrived in the area outside the mouth.

By the way, on the Internet, father-in-law Wei built a line of defense, which led to the victory of Ningyuan Ningjin in Yuan Chonghuan.

This great achievement can be compared with this table.

Look! Grandfather Wei built a defense line in Ning Guan. What a big hand!

You see, in the third year of the apocalypse, under the auspices of father-in-law Wei, the Ming Dynasty invested more than 4 million yuan to build a defense line!

What? You said that Ning Guan's defense appropriation was during the three-year apocalypse of Lindong Party's administration? And the inspector was Sun Chengzong?

Forget the details!

This is the credit of Father Wei! It's not once or twice. What's the big deal this time?

To sum up: Grandpa Wei appointed a senior manager but accidentally discovered Yuan Chonghuan. Huang Taiji, who was hanged by Grandpa Wei in various ways, was forced to go to North Korea to defeat the Dongjiang Army and drive Chahar. Grandpa Wei also set up a defense line with a stroke of his pen.

Father Wei is really a man of god!

Don't sing praises for father-in-law Wei today, and continue to introduce his great achievements in raising money for the Ming Dynasty tomorrow.