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202 1 suitable for self-portraits, like a person's WeChat friends circle text starts from the face value.

1. In all fairness, after I chase you, you must chase me.

You are very hard on yourself.

Love is always a matter for two people.

Sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy this free time to be yourself.

When you reached out to me, I almost mistakenly thought that I could go with you for life.

6. Many things cannot be supported unilaterally and need to be managed together.

7. Sometimes, I feel particularly sad because I can't be punctual. As everyone knows, how much time we wasted in the lonely atmosphere.

8. Even if you are angry, you can't help caring about you. This is the person who really loves you.

9. One thing, whether too late or too early, will not stop you from becoming what you want to be. There is no time limit for this process. You can start at any time if you like.

10. If the world is not worth it, you are.

1 1. In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

12. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.

13. Emotionally, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much, but I can't see that you are good to others. I hope you can remember.

14. You love me, I love you, one heart, two people, love is as simple as that.

15. liking a person begins with being obsessed with talent and being loyal to character.

16. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

17. You didn't cherish the leaflet because it was handed to you, but because you didn't need it at all.

18. I am willing to do anything on the premise that you really respond with love.

19. Love is the hand that two people reach out at the same time, rather than one person desperately holding another's hand.

20. You shouldn't bear another person's love, but you have to do it anyway, and you must be willing.

2 1. Love is between two people. If one of them doesn't reach out, then I don't want to reach out until my hand is sore. I'll take it back and put it in my pocket.

22. Can you take me from my wife to the old woman ~

23. People who want to leave always have thousands of reasons; People who want to be with you can't get rid of them.

24. Love needs echo. Don't forget, there will be repercussions. As we all know, people who are obsessed with it are also looking forward to the final response. You can't do it alone.

25. True love or liking comes and goes naturally for you, not purposefully.

26. Is love precious if you don't talk?

27. You don't cherish what you get for no reason because what you pay is not what TA wants.

The simple and clean daily mood of WeChat friends circle suitable for selfie.

1. In all fairness, after I chase you, you must chase me.

You are very hard on yourself.

Love is always a matter for two people.

Sometimes you need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy this free time to be yourself.

When you reached out to me, I almost mistakenly thought that I could go with you for life.

6. Many things cannot be supported unilaterally and need to be managed together.

7. Sometimes, I feel particularly sad because I can't be punctual. As everyone knows, how much time we wasted in the lonely atmosphere.

8. Even if you are angry, you can't help caring about you. This is the person who really loves you.

9. One thing, whether too late or too early, will not stop you from becoming what you want to be. There is no time limit for this process. You can start at any time if you like.

10. If the world is not worth it, you are.

1 1. In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.

12. I am only responsible for letting you know that I like you, and the rest is up to you.

13. Emotionally, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much, but I can't see that you are good to others. I hope you can remember.

14. You love me, I love you, one heart, two people, love is as simple as that.

15. liking a person begins with being stuck in talent and being loyal to character?

16. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart. ?

17. You didn't cherish the leaflet because it was handed to you, but because you didn't need it at all.

18. I am willing to do anything on the premise that you really respond with love.

19. Love is the hand that two people reach out at the same time, rather than one person desperately holding another's hand.

20. You shouldn't bear another person's love, but you have to do it anyway, and you must be willing.

2 1. Love is between two people. If one of them doesn't reach out, then I don't want to reach out until my hand is sore. I'll take it back and put it in my pocket.

22. Can you take me from my wife to my old woman?

23. People who want to leave always have thousands of reasons; People who want to be with you can't get rid of them. ?

24. Love needs echo. Don't forget, there will be repercussions. As we all know, people who are obsessed with it are also looking forward to the final response. You can't do it alone.

25. True love or liking comes and goes naturally for you, not purposefully.

26. Is love precious if you don't talk?

27. You don't cherish what you get for no reason because what you pay is not what TA wants.

Funny sentences suitable for selfies. Self-portrait skin words in friends circle are super interesting.

1. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera to deceive life.

2. God gave you many opportunities to get fat, and I succeeded ... and caught them!

I am an invisible rich man, so I haven't found my own money yet.

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~

6. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. If you laugh, I will laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.

9. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

10. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.

1 1. If you dislike my temper, you'd better find someone who leaks air. ...

12. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

13. If the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.

14. We are best friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.

15. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

16. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

17. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten yuan, and you have paid it successfully.

18. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I will tell you.

19. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy some space in your heart.

20. I hope I can be an interesting and rich person. Really not good. It is okay for a person to have money.

2 1. I asked the fan if I was ugly, and it shook all night.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

23. Every time I just take a shower and look in the mirror, I feel particularly beautiful. Maybe this is my brain.

24. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

25. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

26. I used to rely on my face to eat, and I almost starved to death before giving up.

Talk about having a crush on someone in the WeChat circle of friends.

Because I still have dreams, I still keep you in my heart. I am always easily moved by the past and always feel sad for you.

Second, unrequited love means that there are 9999 reasons to tell you that you can't, and you think that one reason can make you together.

Third, I like your faint taste, but I never told you.

4. I won't say false sweet words, I will just listen silently and miss you with my heart. I don't understand too many empty promises, and I will only act privately to make your life happy. If you don't like this love, you don't want to keep it, and your heart will gradually leave me. Then, I can only watch you leave from a distance and cry alone.

Secret love is a kind of happy loneliness.

6. I have a crush on you for so long, and I didn't tell you that I like you until graduation, but why didn't you realize that I like you?

Actually, I liked you, but I felt that you didn't like me, so I gave up.

Eight, you are like a kite in the distance, flying with your heart, the thread is tied to you and held in my hand. Maybe the thin thread will break when the wind blows, but there will always be a long or short section that ties you and me together as usual.

Nine, secretly love a person's mood, like a seed waiting for germination in a bottle, you can never be sure whether the future will be beautiful, but you are sincerely and stubbornly waiting for me to love you, but you don't know me, obviously have feelings, but you can only pretend not to care.

After all, I just like you. How can I say I care about you together?

Like a person without pain. It may be a long pain to love someone, but the happiness he gives me is also the greatest happiness in the world.

12. I know it is fruitless to love him, and I can love him as before.

Thirteen, I have a crush on you, and you have a crush on me.

14. The stupidest thing in the world is to secretly love each other, and the stupidest thing is to secretly love each other.

Fifteen, I miss you every day, hurting myself, always looking forward to you, and deceiving myself.

Maybe I can forget the whole world, but I just don't want to lose your news.

Seventeen, you made me understand that unrequited love turned out to be such a thing.

Eighteen, unrequited love lasted until the end, and all became narcissism. That object is just a shell, and the soul is actually a god created by ourselves. After understanding this, I suddenly felt very lost. It turns out that what I am afraid of is not that you have never liked me, but that one day, I will no longer like you.

I like you, but it's none of your business. The secret admirer's duty is silence.

My heart is made of glass. Although it is not as noble as crystal, it is as transparent, as fragile and as loving you. So, I hold my hands in front of you, hoping you can put them in; I don't expect you to take good care of it, even if it's just in your pocket. As long as I can feel your temperature, I'm satisfied.

If only I were a fish and you were water! Water always knows what the fish is thinking, because the fish is in the heart of water. But I am not a fish, and you are not water. You will never know my love, because I may not be in your heart at all! If I am a fish and you are water, can I swim into your heart?

I haven't even had time to tell you, I will be very sad without you.

I really hope that if you are not careful, you will like me as much as I like you.

I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

Twenty-five, blue curtains, glass-like heart, transparent to you, but easy to be sad.

Twenty-six, secretly love a person's state of mind, like a seed waiting to sprout in a bottle, you never know whether the future will be beautiful, but you are sincerely and stubbornly looking forward to it.

I have a crush on you, and you have a crush on me.

I am excited that the male god I secretly love has always regarded me as his goddess.

You are the most beautiful in my eyes, and every smile makes me intoxicated. Your bad, your good, your pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

30. Hiding a dragon in your heart is both torture and fun.

Thirty-one, behind the scenes, it is obviously a movie of three people, but it can never have a name.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, and occasionally share your wounds for you. Lend you my shoulder as a pillow when you need me most.

It's good to meet you at the best age. I didn't let myself down, so I waited.

I like you, just like the white clouds overhead at night.

Thirty-five, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

36. I don't remember when I liked it, but I liked it when I felt it, maybe I liked it gradually.

I dare not say, because I am timid, because if you refuse, I will never see you again. I'd rather love you silently, and I won't let you know until you fall into the arms of others.