Tell me about children.

1, before going to school and becoming a monk, I told my little boy to be safe when riding a bike: ride on the side of the road! The little boy replied: I can't ride on both sides no matter how big I am! 2. When I looked in the mirror, the little boy came running to me and said, Smelly, old woman! I said savagely, beauty! He said: Come on, although I am young and inexperienced, I don't know what a beautiful woman is. It's not good for you to mislead me like this. Afraid of my son's puppy love, I told him that boys should not worry. It's too late before you turn 30. You can look down. The little boy said, that's not fair. He seized the opportunity below (age). His father wrote a note and wondered everywhere: where can I post it at a glance? He took the message: stick it on the beer bottle. 5. Take the children for a walk, pass by a karaoke bar, and there are several prostitutes sitting at the door. My son muttered: these people are so unprofessional that they come out to earn this kind of money when they grow up like this. 6, our mother and son often tease each other, I said to him: ugly son! He immediately retaliated: I like you! He was angry with me when he left home: he ran away from home. I also replied: thank you, I will become handsome again after you leave. He won't spare me: another one is still the same, and the roots are still the same! 7. On the birthday of my child, I asked for a sigh: Don't thank your mother. He said: Heng, he gave birth to me without my consent, and I also want a refund. 8. The little boy talked about a classmate who went to study in France. I said: you should get on well with your classmates and let them go to the Louvre to steal things for you. The little boy said: don't move back, just put some of my works in secretly. 9. Some friends are chatting. A friend's child said: The magazine says that a woman will eat 10 kg lipstick all her life. The child immediately took the words: a man will eat dozens of pounds of lipstick in his life. 10, I am notoriously forgetful. When I walked out of the restaurant, it suddenly occurred to me that I had left my glasses there again. The little boy said, my mother is normal again.

Hope to adopt, thank you.